Lmao

Woah. the fuck

Is this.... /b/

Someone has never spent time in the field?

Guess not

came on a thrrad on /b/ like that.. toe sucking .....

Nah

I never "served"

Your about to serve these nuts

Got em

Or your gay

Physically, I couldn't [inb4 bone spurs]

Oof

I got forced out on medical bs

Same. Literally RIGHT BEFORE I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ON THE BUS FOR BASIC

i wanted to do shit man...

I wanted to be EID

EOD*

Barracks life is like homoerotic as fuck at times

I mean.... the meat massage was awkward as fuck, the blank look on his face made me shrink

HOW THE FUCK THEY SAY I PASS THE PHYSICAL THEN suddenly and conveniently, they stop me

Did you enlist during the cut backs?

"hurr durr, fradulent statement on my form"

2010, I went in right outta high school

Gotcha

They were doing fuckey shit around then

Now I just feel.... emptiness when talking to vets about their service

I dunno... I get it, I'm a dirty covvie

civvie*

But aside from that

I just feel

weird

No idea why I'm spilling my guts to a bunch of .... Weirdos

I mean I didn't do shit in the service

I feel too comfortable here now

Is that bad.... or normal...

I was pushed out due to a tumor early on

Tumor? jesus fuck man.....

Nah it's all good

That's good

you seem cool