Hello new who dis

Sweating in my dorm room yup this is gonna suck dick

When they make you take diversity class for a continent that I have zero interest in makes me want to pull my beard off

And my professor has such a thick accent I just type what I think he says

Damn wish the weightrooms here let you do that they only let me run on the treadmill for 30 minutes and lift weights only up to 200lbs for that workout

Nah University weightrooms are bs hell I scared them maxing out the squat machine here

Virginia does have good food

What part of NY?

That's where you went wrong NYC is the place where no decent eaters anywhere unless you like that new age stuff rather have venison and German potato salad

I mainly cook at home

Yeah and your 34 dollars ain't getting you shit at his restaurant unless it's just an appetizer

Even then have fun eating three scallops with a bullshit sauce that you can't pronounce

Da faq?

I feel insulted

Ttyl have to read Gregory of Tours History of the Franks for my Medieval History class

I would be worried if you looked at a girl like he is to his MG-42

This is true we should look out for each other though there are cunts who would rather see you fail in life and amount to nothing while they live their meek lives never moving away from their hometowns

When you University tells you to be more diverse and give back to people

Eww that just looks like they gave up halfway through

How and kind of hard to believe

Naps are for the weak XD

looks at all the vehicles and wonders if the designers were furries since most are animal names

Mustang

Fine

Made my RA shit his pants brought my shillelagh to University and apparently Im not allowed to use it because it's a weapon bitch it's a stick with a brass head to hit people with when they assault me XD

Politics have no relation to morals-Niccolò Machiavelli

Modernist History is dumb

Brought up Rhodesia to my African teacher think his heart skipped a beat

xD oh god not that shit again

Which we proved him wrong everytime

Well he would of punched you if I didn't go check on your argument out in the hall didn't want you killing him

And you got kicked out for the rest XD

Now to drink my whiskey while my neighbors fight over a girl XD isn't University so enlightening

Jameson

Also have vodka, gin, Scotch and a jar of moonshine that my father gave me

I need more liquor to keep up with chat XD

Hey guess what I bought my father a new firearm for his birthday he doesn't know yet

M-249 Bravo with 5 box mags and 5000 rounds of ammo with acog and bipod

It's the same one he used in Desert storm and Somalia just an updated verison

is that GG Allen?

Don't

taze

Me

Bro

You don't have a tazer XD

I don't if they do or not never bought any 3inch slug was all I ever needed

Plus they don't remove Kebab enough

Tiocfaidh ár lá

Come out you black and tans and face me like a man

Night lad

My father told me this story when I was recently at his house.
"I was in Kuwait 24 hours after the Iraq thought they were tough. We were walking through a bazzar on patrol and the guys thought it would be a good idea to buy some head scarfs in case we are over run we can put them on and run and click our tongues towards our lines."
Never happened though I still have it at my apartment for safe keeping

Nor getting shot at

Another story is from Desert Storm
Some background first his been on a foot patrol for about 72 hours and was on the way back to base near Kuwait City.
He was driving his Humvee and pulled off the side of the road to take a nap he was just about to fall asleep when all of the sudden *Woooosh Wooosh*
MLRS about 10 of them let loose a barrage about 20 feet away he jumped out of the Humvee into a ditch his Captain walks up " Sgt. Callahan what are you doing down there?!"
I thought that was incoming sir
"NO Callahan that outgoing get your ass back in the Humvee"

I'm an Irish American. Most of the men in my family either served in the armed forces or worked blue collar jobs like factory work. I'm going to University to become a Historian and looking into Battlefield Archeology

For your first rifle or firearm in general?

I've have about 9 to 10 firearms three pistols, two twelve gauges, a .223 , a Carcano from WW2, a crossbow, .45 70 and a Henry repeater 30 30

@Foxhound I know XD

.223 is 5.56mm just in caliber it's a decent start unless you want something that goes through maybe four guys

Those look nice though NYS can suck the fattest of dicks when it comes to mag sizes

Hell I bought my three year old niece her first BB gun last weekend my sister wants to kill me

I uses Winchester ammo for most of my firearms except my Carcano I have to order them from Italy

Yeah mom and pop shops don't and you know damn sure I would reload them in our bench if I wasn't worried about damaging the rifle

Oh god lol

I never buy firearms from big chains as they never have ammo and most of the people who sell you the damn firearm don't know anything about it

I would hope so XD

XD I don't really add people till I know them better first

I just look like a mountain man who somehow has the internet

XD

Can't even be mad at that

👌

Read up sir

You lazy motherfucker use them digits to scroll up

^^

Agreed didn't really agree to this either

You best be laddy

And yes before you ask I dropped this on my foot once

My foot looked like it need a restraining order against me after so.... No it's not a dildo xD

I don't know how to respond to this xD

I thought I had something but alas I don't

Wanna her a bad joke?

Three woman walk into a bar they tell each other how loss they are one fits a carrot the other a cucumber and the other slides down the bar stool

That or that lady needs to tighten that shit up

Sure

Of course it's South Carolina XD

Look ma I can jack off 4 guys at once
Where did we go so wrong?!

In debt and rather live in a cabin in Montana

I was dumb in my early age and learned the hard way of what a Thot was

XD

Never gonna see that 1,500 back XD

Or Incels who chase thots but hate them for not dating them

I only dated twice one was a thot the other cheated on me so rather be single and left with my warped thoughts XD

Tell a veteran they will probably kill him XD I know my father would

Drawn and quartered?

I got it the perfect one a heretic fork and a breaking wheel with tar

I did a DNA test not Jewish at all 70% Irish and 20% Scottish and the other 10% is just Northern European