but I feel like you probably have to grow up *with* falcons

Birds are very hard to care for

They're messy and require a lot of relational investment if you want to be friends with them

Very messy

They also bite and it's very painful esp if a raptor

My wife's bird will call my name or ask to be picked up and then if you get close he will attack you

Jesus

They're very smart

whata tenacious little shit lmfao

And manipulative

His hawk passed away of natural causes I'd say like 5 years ago, but he also had these 2 large tropical birds that lived like 20 years

Anyone tryna inna this evening

yes

Can't remember exactly what they were

@Bard how is the Big Iron coming?

Finished and posted

uhhhhhh

I'm gonna go smoke this bong

and I hope I come back to a link.

Standby to get some

Can't send it over discord, file's way too big

@INNYGMATYK fuck I'm jealous

no me.

I know one day I will have to stop

Wanna send it to me and I can post it to Pwave?

I got MAD admiration for you doing so, already

( or tryin )

I wish I could smoke weed but if I'm adopting a leadership position with the church I have to set a good example

I *fucking* **L O V E** smoking weed.

( and again ; I'm contractually obliged )

Yeah man - that takes something I don't have yet.

So trust me ; I'm jealous.

Sent

Basically I know that if -God- knows I'm doing something that the church would interpret as something questionable, then I'm violating my commission as a leader in the church even if it's not outlined or I don't think it's a sin.

For the record I don't think God cares if I smoke weed but he does care about the example I set for the church.

That's respectible

So I got a situation guys

That said I'm v jelly and I'd like to do a bong rip right now hella

Sup paddy paddy

@Bodark Actual Fair dues. You know I'd be packin you one if I could.

V day is Friday and my girls birthday is 3 days after...

@One Shot Paddy b o i . . .

o

What am I supposed to do

It's fine consolidate them

Celebrate Saturday

do something small / intimate on Friday

I mean point blank ask her if she want one big gift, or two small gift

Well we’re going out tomorrow

and then like, Full Send

whatever that means for a 17yo in 2020

I getcha

But like gift wise

Idk what to do

that'd be MY approach - but note ; she might take it personally on Friday if you don't do anything "" significant ""

what's she into?

She’s really simple

o

Dick her down hella good, slap her on the ass when you're done and say happy birthday, then leave and go light a cig

Aye

That’s an idea

Assuming y'all are all the right ages n shit fuck if I know

I mean

Age of concent is 14

So

Regardless.

What does she like for gifts?

*for legal reasons that’s a joke*

Like, did she get anything over the holidays that stood out?

Anything that's important to her that can help set a theme? Or a useful accessory you can get for her to keep it safe?

etc etc

And bro I really don’t really know, and she got normal girl stuff make up and clothing

shiiiiit

She really likes cows

what's your budget?

75 or so

00ft. . .

She shows cows professionally

fuck that is such a spread. . .

on one hand ; makeup gift certificate for $50, roses, and a bombass card + lunch / dinner

on the other ; [ insert the most random cow / ranch related idea ]

. . .

does she ""dress country""?

Meh

Kinda

I’m thinking a cow type hoodie

Big on hats at all?

Cause she appreciates that kinda humor

And no

That might be the ticket tbh

She’s more like a modified southern belle

Not really a yeye

Hmm. . . and there are no events / things going on soon / nearby?

> events / events

Not besides a rugby game I’m going to

And a rodeo in April

Damn

@One Shot Paddy I can help with this

My wife is a farm girl

Whatcha got

Two types of farm girls: ones who like fancy farm shit, and real deal rednecks

My wife is in the middle. Leans towards fancy.

That’s where I would put my gf

More fancish

You got any bougie country stores

Nearby

Naw

We got a Walmart

Like someplace that sells awesome candles, western-wear, and guns n shit?

Nearest city is 45min away

Perhaps

Some candles and hand sanitizer is her thing too

That's fine, it's a romantic drive, play some old school country she'd be into

Yea she’s into that classic stuff

Then go get them bougie candles and look at all the neat farm stuff in the store. Don't let her talk you into going over budget.

Ah I think I got it now

This should work

Thanks man

Then take her home and make her a nice home style dinner

Heh

😉

“Dinner”

More like in her

I'm 100% serious, girls love it when you cook for em

But also smash that

Yes

😂

Aight bet

That sounds like a good time to me

Oh I didn’t mention this but this was also kinda a joint birthday thing since our birthdays are with in 2 weeks

Good deal.

Nice call Bodark

Yea man I appreciate the help

Np dude I got married when I was 20

Lol my grandparents were 15 and 17

So

Getting married young is dope

If you know you're right for each other or you're committed deeply to making it work

Preferably both

Yea it works best when it’s a unified team

I think it *only* works as a unified team.

Yea your right

It won’t last long without it

I mean - it's probably still fun for a while either way <:lol:554425196283559938>

Unified team has variable definitions

Yea but it’s more of a smash and dash

I don't feel all that unified with my wife a *lot*

But we have the same basic principles

And I'm pretty deliberate about being a strong leader and when I'm not her behavior kicks in a let's me know super fast

So it's usually fine

We seek the same end, albiet differently at times

Yeah - I think in this context, "" unified team "" would refer to "" working toward the same end "" or to deliberately preserve and keep each other's company, etc etc

Yep

Anyway I'm going to bed, have fun getting baked @INNYGMATYK I'm jelly

@Bodark Actual Round 2 innamin - dream good dreams, my dude

Best of luck to ya @One Shot Paddy let us know how it goes

[ le sigh ]

> mfw smol titty gf isn't keen on Valentine's at all.

I mean its just another day, the real magic is the individuals

yeah

[ le sigh]

Mfw no one to spend V-day with

https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/feb/11/virginia-house-approves-bill-join-national-popular/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork&fbclid=IwAR3TNUKreOjBaDDsKFZbZYHzC2cH8a2ee1CIN8cyTph8y3bh3fIvusSMWW4

Uh oh. I guess the idea of a republic is giving way to democracy again. Mob rule.

I feel this is equally good and bad...

@Foxhound well the idea of a electoral vote was a stop gap to mob rule and virginia just keeps upping its tyranny.

I know

But Mob rule never seems to go well

@Foxhound democracy fucking sucks

The common man is too foolish and short sighted, blinded by his own ideals and needs rather than the needs of the collective

And yes, I'm aware how socialist that sounds

@Foxhound i feel there is a balance of the two.

The collective can cause tyranny and the individual can as well. Individualism for it's own sake isnt conducive to a community. I do believe in hierarchy. But one with inherent donts and dos.

**BUZZER**

What is ' *Common Sense* '?

Oh look an ad that got it right.

I think I have that exact shirt

This ones from target. Material is nice, but for me its tight in the sleeves

Lol thanks google

holy shit

https://www.facebook.com/102867447951879/posts/114062460165711/?sfnsn=mo&d=n&vh=e

@Bard this is fantastic

I mean, some polishing and practice work aside, but the lyrics are fucking brilliant 👌 and thank you for doing the whole song justice and not just a short second of it

He needs an actual recording studio t make it fully mint. But other than that, the talent it there. No auto tune required

@thedarkness05 how's the shift going, anyway?

Hour 2 and I'm soaked. Its pouring here

00ft

no buenos

It be like that

it do happen

hopefully it lets up at some point

Who knows. Cant skate all that much. Boss man has been cracking down a bit

> **BUZZER**
>
> What is ' *Common Sense* '?
@INNYGMATYK


What is *Something most people lack*?

Besides integrity?

Also that

I mean I can make a whole list of what most lack

But I rather extol the virtues of those traits, than put down those that lack them

I mean to put it bluntly, most people have none of the noble virtues unless they force themselves to follow a code.

Honor
Courage
Loyalty
Truthfulness
Fidelity
Hospitality
Integrity

Something about inspiring the peasants

The list goes on and on.

Something something inspire peasants

I vaguely recall hearing a speech by an alt-right guy once. He said something like

"Men of the West, Rise and restore your virtues lost!"

Peasants is the wrong word. Maybe plebian. Or proletariat

Idk, thought it was p cool

Just remember

*the birds work for the bourgeoisie*

On that note, I'm heading to bed.

Night chief

11 hour shift tomorrow, and no food the whole time. Ura.

Learning to work like true Russian

Oof

Cant even sneak a protein bar?

That involves having one to sneak. I have .12$ in le je- bank account

Thankfully, I get paid Friday.

Yikes dude. I've been there though

Since I'm not technically an employee at the location I work, they host company denies us the right to store things in the on site fridges.

Now thats ghey af

Meh. This is normal to me. I skip meals p regularly. I don't realize I'm hungry until I go like. A full 18 hours without eating thanks to a medication that fucked up my appetite 🙃

Yee it's a ✡ move

But its whatever, I usually find a bite to eat around town or just scavenge something when I get home. No biggie.

Being without caffine sucks though. Since I. Uh. Blew up my coffee maker

I'd say when you can get caffine pills. I kinda prefer them to coffee

What happened to rogal dorn the Autistic? I cant ping him for the elf i drew...

I think he bowed out of the server for some reason

Yeh

:(

@Foxhound what I do is carry around a bag of snacks and whenever i think of how much I want to bring back the rich and right the wrongs, I eat a little bit. Helps me a lot!

*reich
Not the (((rich)))

Good morning men

> What happened to rogal dorn the Autistic? I cant ping him for the elf i drew...
@PanzerWrecker

He bowed out after Nova was banned.

I left the fucking window open on accident and its freezing

Dont worry bud, you're just tryimg to get used to the cold climate

Pffft I'm a new yorker. Cold is my native temperature

Yeah, I know. I've been up where you're at

But you gotta hang around with the ghost of Simo. Let his hand guide you in killing commies

whoa

mudslide in my area but it looks quite sp00ky

Morning kings

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio damn. Where is that?

we had a bit of snow,and then some fucking heavy ass rain,its in Cambridge on some back roads

https://newspunch.com/liberal-professor-human-race-must-go-extinct-fight-climate-change/?fbclid=IwAR1OZZZ814QsGTeItwSollWi2jNJA8667c-Uu7QOublJ1O2-o4q6L59LqGc

jfc

She should start it off

Yeah it's pretty nasty here too. Not mudslide nasty though

oooh bois

one more fucking night overstay at work and im fucking out this bitch till tuesday

jesus fuckin christ

fuckin,brushing on dudes teeth,get fucking toothpaste in my eye

now,the painful yet fascinating thing was, i could feel that minty freshness,in the back of skull

Next time I decide to stay awake until 02:30, and have to he up at 7. Someone fucking shoot me.

Yo boys is really want to get another gun here soon

But I need body armor first aaaaaaa