Dick her down hella good, slap her on the ass when you're done and say happy birthday, then leave and go light a cig

Aye

That’s an idea

Assuming y'all are all the right ages n shit fuck if I know

I mean

Age of concent is 14

So

Regardless.

What does she like for gifts?

*for legal reasons that’s a joke*

Like, did she get anything over the holidays that stood out?

Anything that's important to her that can help set a theme? Or a useful accessory you can get for her to keep it safe?

etc etc

And bro I really don’t really know, and she got normal girl stuff make up and clothing

shiiiiit

She really likes cows

what's your budget?

75 or so

00ft. . .

She shows cows professionally

fuck that is such a spread. . .

on one hand ; makeup gift certificate for $50, roses, and a bombass card + lunch / dinner

on the other ; [ insert the most random cow / ranch related idea ]

. . .

does she ""dress country""?

Meh

Kinda

I’m thinking a cow type hoodie

Big on hats at all?

Cause she appreciates that kinda humor

And no

That might be the ticket tbh

She’s more like a modified southern belle

Not really a yeye

Hmm. . . and there are no events / things going on soon / nearby?

> events / events

Not besides a rugby game I’m going to

And a rodeo in April

Damn

@One Shot Paddy I can help with this

My wife is a farm girl

Whatcha got