Bard (Discord ID: 281675645241786368), page 1

It appears I have found the Big Ole Boogaloo Mountain

Eh I got no qualms about it, I go to WSU which is in Pullman, literally almost on the border with Idaho

Been day drinking since 9 this morning actually

I'm actually trying to join the Border Patrol (one of like 2 government agencies I actually support)

so no weed for the past 2 years unfortunately, I was a stoner in my earlier years though

Yes I made the song, if we did voice chat I could perform it for you right now

well it's just a rewrite of Big Rock Candy Mountain, so I can't take too much credit

I just fucked with the lyrics to what I believed

ah

well the rocky's don't quite go to where I've lived my whole life

I love montana though, they make some of the best gun parts in the world

Proof Research for the win man, they're peak performance

Never

I'm kind of an alcoholic so I just buy based on alcohol content

fun fact I have spent the last 6 years of my life assembling one of the most expensive space grade ARs in the world

if you were to buy all the parts of my gun without shipping included or tax it would cost you 4600 dollars

that's not including optics or light etc.

is there a voice chat on here? a lot easier to just talk about

broooooo

standby, I'll just make a short video

Aaaand I guess I can't post videos only pictures

your daily reminder to buy and read "Partisan Warfare" by Otto C. Heilbrunn, he was an expert in asymmetrical warfare at the pentagon and writes a very detailed manual on guerilla and counter guerilla groups that succeeded and failed and why. quite the boog read

Again, it's literally the only federal agency I mildly support

Never tuned in before, I'm excited to hear it

I would the opportunity to be interviewed for something like that

*love the opportunity

I ain't new to this shit by any means but I am new to the discord

I'm the designated boogaloo bard I guess

one evening as the feds went down..

and the senate floors were burning

the video I made is absolute shit, if this had a voice chat I could do it for you literally right now

i went to the comms section and nobody was there

fair enough

i would kill to just have a platform to speak my mind

fine by me, slurs are not important to delivering the message

look there is a distinct difference between black people and niggers

there are plenty of african americans that are intelligent, patriotic, are doctors, lawyers you name it

and then there are the ones that are totally succumbed to the culture of violence, basketball, theft and being loud etc.

nonetheless, it's culture based not race based

that's just the way the world works

again, please interview my ass

lmao I have like 4 other songs outside of that one

get in a voice chat with me and I could literally perform them right now

ebonics

bruh

if you fools will hop into voice chat I will gladly play it and boost your evening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IwNtzD6sGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHOzUR_2Zzs

Here's hoping my USPSA match goes well

Wtf happened to the page

tranquilo, tranquilo

Sell it and get a gucci modern one, that's what I'd do at least

Good man

I'm just over here getting out squatted by sorority girls

I'll put it this way, the blondie my boog boi and I call Mia Malkova and all her homebitches are here

I can't get over the whole PSA stereotype, despite knowing they actually make decent stuff

The only perks of going to a party school, half the people that go are solid 8 or above and the gym is really nice

The quality of education is quite low however

Being an alcoholic stoner for my first two years here though did not help my macros tho lmao

Lmao everclear 190 double shots definitely counted as reps for 19 year old me

Thiqqheli

Yo but lowkey I always wondered where elite genitalia was stashed

Seconded Kentucky

C R I M E L I N E D

13% of the barrel is rifled 52% of the time

somebody should completely redo this meme to align with our beliefs

I was thinking switching out the flags rather than the captions

This is my flag: Betsy Ross
This is my heritage: Trad wave
This is our greatest ally: Hong Kong
I don't support bootlicking cowards: thin blue line flag with swastika peeling underneath
I don't care about queers: LGBT flag
America needs more of this: guillotines, hangman's noose, you get the idea

Something like that, I'm in class rn

Glad we 100% agree, leave the kids out of it, do whatever the fuck you want at home, you have free speech, legislation should be man/woman end of story. All others are mental illnesses and should be classified as such

It's a fine line between statist control of free speech that the US used to hit pretty perfectly, can be tough to navigate in my head at times

Writing a boog parody to Big Iron is surprisingly difficult but I'm giving it my all, should be done by the end of today

I can't remember which king said it but this group is probably one of the most politically diverse unified groups there is, pretty amazing actually

Some may view that as weakness, especially after a revolution, but I disagree. I think our core concepts align enough towards constructive conflict leading inevitably to a tranquil reset of our former guaranteed rights that our children's children may have to defend decades from now.

Слава Украине! @accelerated edgebvg

I speak broken ass Russian that's about it

lowkey the vice coverage of Ukraine was actually great content

binge watched the shit out of that

remove

on a side note, the company's gone now but they made lower receivers where the roll stamp just said "We Will Crusade Until Their Bloodlines are Erased"

Lowa boots or bust for me, most comfy I've ever owned

guys, my wife's boyfriend told me I can't be friends with you anymore, i'm sorry

anybody here considered the carnivore diet? i know a lot of friends of mine have done it for a while and are feeling better than ever

I've heard the shits are god tier

A worthy death, Stalker

jesus christ pwave isn't a motorcycle club

"HELL YEAH WI P A T R I O T S RIDE OR DIE"

now I wasn't saying I was against the basic concept..

It bothers me when people say das juden when it's die juden

das jude would be a jew, die juden is the jews

lmao

I sometimes say "edgy" things that I don't believe whatsoever because I think their extremity is funny

except when I talk about lining politicians against a wall and shooting them till they stop moving

that I believe

the flat earth group that you guys desperately need to raid would happen to agree with you @Hellhound6

i remember when the powerball was like over 2 billion dollars my buddy said he would give me 100 mil to lead and arm a highly group of child soldiers to pacify a small african country and turn it into a stronghold for liberty

@Hellhound6 get em young, feed em right, teach em right, it's amazing

no fear

pure invincible youth

here's the play: I go to my local sorority houses during the boog and offer protection in exchange for ethical prostitution as a valuable and wholesome commodity

discount rates for me and the bois

@Bodark Actual are we really kings if we don't touch each others semen at least once in a while lmao

he'll yeah borther

@slvr_neo

ey there's my boy

i'm just out here thinkin jesus told me to buy my first gas mask like 2 weeks before the corona woogaloo

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

thinkin about thos beans,,,...,,

yo can an admin please change the "<#589171837775380511>" channel to be spelled right

yes

dead muzzies and shit

Never

My thoughts? Isn't that AIDs cure working good these days?

my only mood is nigga melon

wasup baby

i'm getting ready to try to get a job at the fucking career fair tomorrow so I can afford cool things again

Well written, is it weird that this is the shit I think about at the gym? I will not be replaced. Either in victory or defeat, I decided long ago that the only thing worth dying for is the liberty of my fellow man, it is the peak of the human condition. It makes me feel good to see others post content like that.

I would love to record that

Yo but is his nickname seriously Cum?

Power flex

Started my carnivore diet today, just had two sirloins for breakfast after the gym, gotta suit up and get to the career fair. Yee haw

It's literally just meat, nothing else. Sounds nuts I know, but I've done a lot of research on people that have been doing it for a very long time and are very healthy. Jordan Peterson, his daughter to name a few, Joe Rogan started it like a month ago and says he feels better than ever. There's more science behind just eating meat than you might expect

But I am going to miss pizza and burgers that's for sure

Yes the diet is 100% meat, obv. don't take my word for it, I encourage you to do your own research. I did keto for a while and I felt good but it was the most boring stupid diet ever. This might be more sustainable for me. Time will tell.

@thedarkness05 unfortunately the buns wouldn't be fried like KFC but that's actually a pretty good idea

Uh beepity boppity I yeeta the coppi

22lr ought to do it, it bounces around inside the body don't you know?

y'all ever have your parents call you in the middle of choking the chicken? cuz that just happened

cell phone lmao

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=helm+of+awe&FORM=HDRSC2

knowing you probably have a helm of awe tattoo, also bing is my homepage because I like pretty pictures, fight me

nordic rune intended to put fear in your enemies, one of my favorites personally

This is the way

i like having a deep voice and testicles thank you very much

i've considered trying it, I'm well aware of that

i have been interested in them I won't lie, I don't really personally know that many people who juice

as someone with a fast metabolism it's pretty hard for me to build muscle

i just see the dudes at the gym for the past couple years that literally are gigantic and you go to talk to them and it's like talking to mickey mouse

it took me years of hardcore depression and alcoholism to actually gain fat after I left high school

@alwayskeepright considering how huge and cut they are as 19-21 year olds...yeah no fucking way

steroids are really big in the greek life around these parts

well that I definitely agree with

i've only been to the UK and France, France was definitely a lot better. Would like to visit Germany someday but definitely the Czech Republic

have you guys seen "Look Who's Back?" on netflix

pretty sure martins doesn't juice, neither does brian who came in really close second at the santa monica

Brian Shaw is 6'8", 430ish lbs and has won worlds strongest man 4 times

martins only once

even Hafthor has only won one time

But those guys get tested very rigorously...they don't juice to look like that or do the things they do

for bodybuilding yes, for WSM, no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0l90jZjsho

god tier boog song

Schools cancelled for snow tomorrow, I'm going on a bender. See ya on the other side kings

@Deadbeat Radio liquor store's closed, but I do have a shit load of beer

I would love to later tonight if you're still up

I'll be watchin Borat with my bro here in a sec

This is now my pronoun

I have never seen Rambo either

Also fuck Sylvester Stallone the anti gun piece of shit

Ironic isn't it

"Great success!"

@Foxhound please tell me you listen to Hanzel und Gretyl

DM

Third Reich from the Sun, SS Deathstar Supergalactik is the start of my workout playlist

Also Das Boot is quite good

It's a metal band that sort of had a phase using nazism as a sort of art

Kind of hard to explain

It's good music nonetheless, figured you might appreciate it

same

good morn kangz

those last couple beers were a bad fuckin idea

now see heah boah, the southern bourbon, it balances the humors and keeps the women docile

lol my friends and I used to justify our alcoholism that way...didn't work that well but it was funny

14 inches of snow fuck me..

Yo it's my first time trying the hex bar, this thing is legit

Dude I feel like I've been living under a rock. New PB deadlift lets go

She is more than welcome to wear those while her husband is out being a bastard and I'm getting some suction

He won't be full cuck though raising my kid, he'll just be dead

Yee haw

anybody wanna hop in the trenches

Watching homeboy grinding cod and drinking beer because I had a bad day

I refuse to go to bed angry

There is nothing in the world that gives me a hard as steel erection like projecting force on scumbag tyrants

The video or the lyrics and chords

I'm half tempted to play it at my open mic just to confuse all the retard college students

Um DM me on FB that's the best way

My name's Morgan Locryn

Which is not my actual name

Bro

Magic the Gathering

I have some things to say about that

Dm me man

Lmao how did poster turn into cal Ander

Ah check rog mein kommandant

Sheeeit

Don't you fuckers dare leave the trenches chat

I'm in the same timezone

PST amirite

Close enough king

Gotta love washington state where our cuck faggot of a governor and literal satan of an attorney general thinks it's funny to just introduce and support bullshit gun control whenever he pleases

I can't wait to leave this shithole state

It used to be great

The perfect state

Now it's gay and full of communists

The drive isn't worth it, the flight is like an hour and a half

broooo

that is too fucking relatable with the weather here

meanwhile in fuckheadistan

germany?

Washington is literally run by one county and it makes me cry every election

I managed to buy one of the most horrifying gas masks ever made just in time for the kung flu, if it ends up here with all the chinese exchange students I'm about to roll up to class looking like death incarnate

Does this look like the face of mercy to you?

I've got a job interview tonight and I'm so desperate for a job

Terrifying

Absolutely loved the movie. As soon as I could I bought it and have watched it like 5 times

the whole theater laughed it was fucking hilarious

as well as when the gun fell out at the childrens hospital

how do I type in italics here

*whack*

That's **BEAUTIFUL**

we will crusade until their bloodlines are *erased*

anybody here a speedrun nerd like me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8ukBgJX2tw

^

you could have them basically like the equivalent of SS daggers to members and loyal initiates

and they should be decent quality steel, not the "I drove 12 miles outside Helena in my Dodge Ram and stopped at a gas station to pick up a knife with the name of my sidepiece "Katherine" on it" special

investing in this thread

i should waste part of my day thinking up some designs

@thedarkness05 lmao it's a phone interview thank god, but u right

literally anything that serves to increase of cohesiveness of the boojahideen movement I am 100% willing to put effort behind

we need some sort of standardized uniform, or at least a set of parameters in basic setup and proper patterns, helps with FOF ID and with morale at least in my view

also a potential source of serious revenue for those entrepreneurial minded folks

https://patents.google.com/patent/US20160286882A1/en

@thedarkness05 i may have misrepresented my perspective a tad, I'm talking really loosely connected things, like having balaclavas etc.

kinda hard to explain

you are correct

Now that is kind of what I was going for

here in washington, it would likely be endor rebel spec ATACS FG

@насильственное убийство give me a few minutes I will try and find it for you

@насильственное убийство "Дубок" VSR pattern, similar to flora but used primarily by soviet sattelites such as georgia rather than the CCCP itself

@насильственное убийство i imagine so, there is a mountain variation of that pattern with darker green colors, this one is the "Little Oak Leaf" variation