fuck that is such a spread. . .

on one hand ; makeup gift certificate for $50, roses, and a bombass card + lunch / dinner

on the other ; [ insert the most random cow / ranch related idea ]

. . .

does she ""dress country""?

Meh

Kinda

I’m thinking a cow type hoodie

Big on hats at all?

Cause she appreciates that kinda humor

And no

That might be the ticket tbh

She’s more like a modified southern belle

Not really a yeye

Hmm. . . and there are no events / things going on soon / nearby?

> events / events

Not besides a rugby game I’m going to

And a rodeo in April

Damn

@One Shot Paddy I can help with this

My wife is a farm girl

Whatcha got

Two types of farm girls: ones who like fancy farm shit, and real deal rednecks

My wife is in the middle. Leans towards fancy.

That’s where I would put my gf

More fancish

You got any bougie country stores

Nearby

Naw

We got a Walmart

Like someplace that sells awesome candles, western-wear, and guns n shit?

Nearest city is 45min away

Perhaps

Some candles and hand sanitizer is her thing too

That's fine, it's a romantic drive, play some old school country she'd be into

Yea she’s into that classic stuff

Then go get them bougie candles and look at all the neat farm stuff in the store. Don't let her talk you into going over budget.

Ah I think I got it now

This should work

Thanks man

Then take her home and make her a nice home style dinner

Heh