Birds aren't real

No u

When I was at the VA rally, there was a little bird perched on the street sign beside me. It made me think about how the conspiracy then I went to go take a video of it and it flew away when I pointed phone at it

Coincidence? IDK lol

The birb agenda is powerful

If you think they behave randomly you are wrong

They're all in on it

We just don't know what *IT* is

I've had lots birds before

Birds being the "" secret dominant species "" in HitchHiker's would have made a lot more sense to me, tbh

They are supremely evolved

man

birds are fuckin cool

They use tools, have complex social structures, complex languages, friends, memories, many can talk with humans, they play jokes, they like to gain advantage of situations

My dad used to hunt squirrel with a hawk

And this is just my parrots

Shit was awesome

Falconry is so cool

Falconry is some of the only animal husbandry I seriously consider pursuing, sometimes

but I feel like you probably have to grow up *with* falcons

Birds are very hard to care for

They're messy and require a lot of relational investment if you want to be friends with them

Very messy

They also bite and it's very painful esp if a raptor

My wife's bird will call my name or ask to be picked up and then if you get close he will attack you

Jesus

They're very smart

whata tenacious little shit lmfao

And manipulative

His hawk passed away of natural causes I'd say like 5 years ago, but he also had these 2 large tropical birds that lived like 20 years

Anyone tryna inna this evening

yes

Can't remember exactly what they were

@Bard how is the Big Iron coming?

Finished and posted

uhhhhhh

I'm gonna go smoke this bong

and I hope I come back to a link.

Standby to get some

Can't send it over discord, file's way too big

@INNYGMATYK fuck I'm jealous