Message from @One Shot Paddy
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I mean point blank ask her if she want one big gift, or two small gift
Well we’re going out tomorrow
and then like, Full Send
whatever that means for a 17yo in 2020
I getcha
But like gift wise
Idk what to do
that'd be MY approach - but note ; she might take it personally on Friday if you don't do anything "" significant ""
what's she into?
She’s really simple
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Dick her down hella good, slap her on the ass when you're done and say happy birthday, then leave and go light a cig
Aye
That’s an idea
Assuming y'all are all the right ages n shit fuck if I know
I mean
Age of concent is 14
So
Regardless.
What does she like for gifts?
Like, did she get anything over the holidays that stood out?
Anything that's important to her that can help set a theme? Or a useful accessory you can get for her to keep it safe?
etc etc
And bro I really don’t really know, and she got normal girl stuff make up and clothing
shiiiiit
She really likes cows
what's your budget?
75 or so
00ft. . .
She shows cows professionally
fuck that is such a spread. . .
on one hand ; makeup gift certificate for $50, roses, and a bombass card + lunch / dinner
on the other ; [ insert the most random cow / ranch related idea ]
. . .
does she ""dress country""?
Meh
Kinda
I’m thinking a cow type hoodie
Big on hats at all?
Cause she appreciates that kinda humor
And no
That might be the ticket tbh