You should by a Macbook air, chuck Kali linux onto it and call the "Hackbook air" hahaha. In all seriousness, not a massive apple fan, but the battery life on those things is incredibly appealing. Perfect for war driving and pen-testing on the go 😃

Greetings Hak(5)ers, my name is Ilia (a.k.a. ilia_bro)

Favourite game: Wayyy to many to choose, but if I had to pick one - Rome Total War (most time spent playing)
Favourite OS: Windows XP (RIP)
Favourite console: Nintendo 64
Nationality: Russian
Accent: Canadian (with hints of Russian and New Zealand)
Sex: Male
Age: 20
Race: Caucasian
Height: 190cm
Status: Single
Build: Endomorphic
Favourite band: Disturbed
Favourite book: Anything by Chris Ryan
Favourite author: Chris Ryan
Favourite movie: Legend of 1900
Favourite director: N/A
Favourite TV Show: Brooklyn 99
Favourite actor: N/A
Favourite actress: N/A
Favourite Pinup: N/A
Favourite Comedian: Russel Peters
Other hobbies: Guitar/Saxophone, ice skating, cycling, gaming, (getting into) pen-testing
Car: N/A
Occupation:Student @ AUT in NZ, part time Trolley Assistant

You should by a Macbook air, chuck Kali linux onto it and call the "Hackbook air" hahaha. In all seriousness, not a massive apple fan, but the battery life on those things is incredibly appealing. Perfect for war driving and pen-testing on the go smiley
Greetings Hak(5)ers, my name is Ilia (a.k.a. ilia_bro)

Favourite game: Wayyy to many to choose, but if I had to pick one - Rome Total War (most time spent playing)
Favourite OS: Windows XP (RIP)
Favourite console: Nintendo 64
Nationality: Russian
Accent: Canadian (with hints of Russian and New Zealand)
Sex: Male
Age: 20
Race: Caucasian
Height: 190cm
Status: Single
Build: Endomorphic
Favourite band: Disturbed
Favourite book: Anything by Chris Ryan
Favourite author: Chris Ryan
Favourite movie: Legend of 1900
Favourite director: N/A
Favourite TV Show: Brooklyn 99
Favourite actor: N/A
Favourite actress: N/A
Favourite Pinup: N/A
Favourite Comedian: Russel Peters
Other hobbies: Guitar/Saxophone, ice skating, cycling, gaming, (getting into) pen-testing
Car: N/A
Occupation:Student @ AUT in NZ, part time Trolley Assistant

What more can I say? My user name says it all: I Luv EDM (Electronic Dance Music). :)

My favourite EDM (sub)genres are:

House, Progressive House, Dark Prog, Dark Tribal, Tech House, Tech Trance, Psy Trance, Acid Techno, Tribal Techno.

I love going raving/clubbing till late in the mornings listening to DJs like Sasha, John Digweed, STEVE LAWLER, Bad Boy Bill, Armand Van Helden, DJ Vibe, Satoshi Tomiie, Sander Kleinenberg, Green Velvet, spin at 125 to 130 BPM.
I dig this sort of EDM stuff: youtube.com/watch?v=l3g5x805Zc4

Studied CompSci in Undergrad. Worked in Web Development, Tech Support, IT Consulting, and Business Development roles. Not really a drinker, but enjoy the gooood green stuff that's sold everywhere in Colorado and Washington State and soon Uruguay. LOL!

BIG Open Source user and pusher!

Love: Linux (Debian variants), the BSDs, Open Data Kit for mobile data collection, Kobo Forms, MySQL/MariaDB, Web2Project, OpenCart and many more apps/tools that are not on the tip of my tongue.

Haven't coded in a while but I can read code. Looking to get into either Nimrod, Rust or D to stay current with new language tech -- maybe even Go.

Have done coding before in VB/ASP, JavaScript, C/C++, VAX Macro Assembler, Pascal. But a little rusty only because I was doing less development stuff and traveling/exploring another continent for almost a decade.

Looking to get back into Pascal via the FreePascal/Lazarus IDE project since I got started with Turbo Pascal. 😃

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to 'get good' at this kid's game called Fortnite. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun pretending your 'skill' in this shitty game matter because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to picture of your mother after spending her money buying shitty skins pretending you worth shit.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to cartoon pixels"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

a classic

@AlGoreRhythm damn this is going to describe half the people in my class

Hosting Infowars rn. What should I talk about

i would say orban and maybe article 13 but im a eurofag so DISREGARD jake

also article 13 is a dead horse at this point

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jeff, and m'nama jeff. All of you are not named'a jeff, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to change your name'a to jeff. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun pretending your name'a jeff, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to picture of jeff after spending money on a name tag that says "jeff" pretending you worth shit.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. My name'a jeff, and named'a jeff. What name do you have, other than "anything but jeff"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (her name is also jeff; Shit is SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Any gamer news I should know about?

Yeah

My name Jef

The Gapestation 5 just came out

Its gonna be yuge

Yuge Gapestation

friendly reminder that this nigga still has me blocked 😂

honestly blocking is for faggots !

<:dab:402362224527671306>

Imagine blocking niggas on discord

🤠

If you're 2 gay to handle shitty discord memes thrown at you, you a fag

and you love bein ass to ass

tell em king

Ew thats gay

.....

literally has me blocked!

literally a homosexual!

Literally

you luh bein ass to ass @Barry N. Terdastein

wtf delete that pic of me

derail with shitty image

what a fag !

keep goin

Yo uwerent supposed to have that <:monkaS:416697853621174292>

DRIVE HIM OUT

Sorry

https://twitter.com/ComicBookNOW/status/1039893260905443328

okay this is epic

there is a black superman they added in new 52, and hes based on obama

lol

make it stop....

<:kms:402614756243931136>

Gamers did 9 11

Gamers
More like gaymers

reported for hate speech

on our day of all things

Pls dont report me to the EU

My meme license is supposed to be un the mail

your going away for a long time bucko

Pls no.

Ill delet

Take it back fella

I take it beck

We have a long way to go until we get equality

I dont understand

How will article 13 ruin my internet

I didnt pay attention while steve jobs was summoning the phonepoaster invasion

I am not prepared for more unpleasant surprises.

What is article 13

Some law that forces things like youtube to be responsible for copyright infringements

Supposedly this means memes will no longer be shared

seems like a reverse section 230

I think it just means people will go back to making mspaint comics like before 2008

Guyd we have to leave the EU

They will take our memes

Not epic

This is our day.... To RISE UP

https://twitter.com/willripleyCNN/status/1039728175444619266

how can u not want these posters hanging in your man cave

How has it taken this long for people to realize eminem is one of the worst things to happen to white people?

we should have put our stock in fred durst

Hes literally looked like a lesbian in durag from day one

Lesbian

Lesbo

alfa

Aye

Lesbro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj0XCFJiZJo&ab_channel=MisterMetokur

i was about to post that

lmao

Eminem is a terrible rapper

Lick my imaginary big nig lips

the only thing he was good at was smooching dr dre's gay ass hard enough to get a contract

Eminem looks gay and sounds gay

>had a daughter years ago

H A D

with an ex-wife

Hmm

sam hyde gay pedo

You’re such a fucking hoe

I love it

IM A SICK FUCK I LIKE A QUICK FUCK OOOH

https://twitter.com/DSADavidDuke/status/1039181169357742080

baste

RracistsRtheRealJews

Racists go home

the classic

Based

THREE

EXTRA

SHEKELS

ERIC TRUMP IS A JEW HATER

Hello? Epic Department?

JEW HATER JEW HATER JEW HATER JEW HATER JEW HATER JEW HATER

Yikes

haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk4z5acKRCM&feature=youtu.be&t=193

He definitely dropped a shekel bomb

Shut it down!

Cucker Carlson

Cuck - a person that partakes in cuckoldry
Cucker - a person that makes another person a cuck

Mother cucker - a person that made your daddy a cuck

Cucker carlson has never named the (((jew)))

(thug lyfe compilation)

Pat little has

<:dasrite:418136837358616576>

Owned

Pat Little has yet to name the shoe

why hasnt tucker carlson named the shoe on national teevee

Cuck carlson wont even mentiom the jewish pedophile rings

Cuck carlson won't even comet pizza ping pong satanist AI ruling the world, chi-com zionism

USS Liberty Planet X Niburu

annunaki

ancient aliens jews

http://uswhiteclock.org/

Whatever happened to that trafficking site they found in texas

(((Tucker Carlson))) won't even go on national teevee with an AwD flag and an AK and scream "1488 raec wurr nao" into the camera, what a cuck

Does he not want to save the huwhite race

Wtf I love Eric Trump now

Wtf I love Eric Trump now

https://twitter.com/SwearImChillin/status/1039576565246578688

I hate jew haters

Hello uh
Is this the uh epic dept?

@everyone I got out the shower , I'm about to leave my apartment and out of a sudden everywhere I see pee

Poo

Pee

Poo

Pee

pee

poo

pee

poo

poo

poo

avery | 22 | he/him & they/them | pan-demisexual | polyam nonbinary trans cat boy | system |

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov71YkEIwSM

wow

lol nick was on right wing watch

Is that jared holts thing

I think so

Some soy boy channel that collects compilations of “white nationalist” content

N

O

https://twitter.com/isawthomyorke/status/1039782096217284609?s=19

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/1039995965699121152

<:bigbrain:418140857242484757>

Nick better bring his knife

https://www.twitch.tv/imreallyimportant report this channel

kike anti trumper

Rich Hollywood libtards are eating their own lmao

Interesting

*sigh* tfw no Jared holt catgirl

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/article-6159933/amp/Dalai-Lama-says-Europe-belongs-Europeans.html#click=https://t.co/KLvurBioFs

nick hasn't fixed his box

do not insult the based and redpilled dali lama

we've got some retards around here

I can *smell* em

who reads a book written by karl

every karl i met is a bitch

when you're on the shidder for so long that your legs go numb

Norm is the best

nitro stay away from norm

stop ruining all the good things

your like a tumor that spreads

Epic show

👌🏼😂😎👅🇺🇸

i know nick is lurking in the chat here

I C U NICk

<:dab:402362224527671306>

is there a brap tonight @Joe the boomer

https://youtu.be/Gi0jiAv6IVQ

@Joe the boomer I've liked norm for years boomer

😂 😂

Check out @Molyneaux_Lord’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/Molyneaux_Lord/status/1039938943377137664?s=09

nitro no one cares

nigger btfo

white women are the worst

she could have got him killed

k i l l n i g g e r s

what did she do, i didnt really catch the beginning

her husband is trying to pull her away

and she wheels around and gets it goingt

it time to end white women

what are women not impressed by your monster energy drink

Joe the boomer going off as usual

Someone stop this guy before it's too late

@Joe the boomer
Joe are you gonna fuck orientals or negroids

because **without huwhite women**

there is no **huwhite man**

has nick started the gaming stream yet

but yeah i didnt see she started it

that happens a lot

still

nigger btfo lol

https://twitter.com/SteveKingIA/status/1039924304778014721?s=19

us congressman retweets redicetv host

EXACTLY

Rare Mike pence. Pic

The absolute mad man.

Yes

What just happened?

Why do black people move like that?

They think its a affective dodging strategy.

Dodging child support?

Dodging bullets?

Dodging hoes?

Dodging bail?

Dodging the law?

Tryna be like Anderson Silva and they always get caught, it's pretty funny.

I can't even fathom fighting a police officer.

Most police officers have Dad bods, so I could

We should be more like the Jews.