Btw Joseph was apparently 90

beautiful

joseph was old, yes. previously married too, according to tradition

No but, 90 years old 2000 years ago

­>meme arrows

If Joseph was 90 he wouldn't be able to move let alone marry a 12 year old

This was 2000 years ago, 90 was like 120

Can you meme arrow, Gservator?

>Asks if I can meme arrow

<:comfort:592107824826417204>

>Implying they're meme arrows

­>haha

\> Implying

FUck

Fucking newfags

I don't claim to know his age, but they're have always been stories of men that have good health into their advanced years.

Thi sis pretty easy

DIdn't happen

O R A N G E H O R S E B A D !

WHy is this so hard for people?

@Goodwood of Dank™ Pretty sure Mueller showed that it was the Demon Rats who are bad

Kek.

Orange horse *good* and maligned

I'm not talking about Trump. I'm talking about you, Mr. Orange Horse.

On desktop, using meme arrows shows up differently.

I didn't consider I'd need to escape it

Yeah desktop does reddit quote for some reason

@Goodwood of Dank™ ANd I wasn't talking about Trump either, I was talking about the Demon Rats

Kek.

Phoneposters are now identifiable by their meme arrow usage.

They're not meme arrows you fucking newfag

You're right, they were greater than symbols first.

i h8 you

<:clueless:534266328400527360>

@Comando understood

https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/press-releases/2019/07/ftc-imposes-5-billion-penalty-sweeping-new-privacy-restrictions

🦀 🦀 🦀

🦀 🦀 🦀

What is so good about gamer girls????

Their bath water gets you high AF.

Rly?

Very gamer

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/598762150810615808/603643372682477775/vivian_james.gif

They only appear b4 virgin gamer boys, like unicorns b4 virgin maidens.

I see

Very rare.

I don't like this fetish

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484636111235317771/603763980388925450/2019-07-25-1101-instagram-com.png

Very true

<@258330972951543810> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrEaB5vmTJU

what dose the gif of the women brushing her teeth represent?
it has confused me for some time.

Vivian James

The symbol of gamer gate

Its rhyming slang for Video Games

shit

The colours of her shirt are those of gamergate, and the hairband look is the 8 from 8chan

tfw you repost the meme on the sane board you stole it from

https://clips.twitch.tv/TriangularHorribleJellyfishOSkomodo

haHAA san piker thinking he is noteworthy

<:WeirdChamp:513477762179268612>

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

But but but, I don’t watch and don’t enjoy the show

Ah, very good mr Francis

That is a real people’s crucifix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9Dz8mKgeOs

hey hey people

@Comando thank you.
i did not know this.
your help is appreciated.

np

Look at this take. https://twitter.com/BetteMidler/status/1154044513872015361

absolutely ratioed.

They really can't understand the concept of personal opinion, can they?

It seems to me that she thinks black people can be bought and sold.

Can't say for sure but I think the whole thing is going to ambush them. We have this trainee in my shop. He's young, black guy, has some 'yes I've been in jail' tattoos. But he's learning a trade and his wife and kid are taken care of. He's shy about it but he likes Trump.

People who value personal responsibility tend to like Trump, his biggest message is that Americans don't need a handhold.

Sure. But past that. New manufacturing jobs. Who does that benefit? Who's table does that put food on? Sure some white guys. But a lot of black and Hispanics too. I guarantee you the average machine shop is a lot more "diverse" than a HuffPo editor's meeting......

Dems want to buy them out with handouts. What if you give them meaningful work instead?

goddamn, look at the framing on this news story. Dude was in a cult in the 80s, leader got arrested. This guy was acquitted.

@Torvarren what cult?

Yaweh ben Yaweh

"Yahweh ben Yahweh was an American man who in 1979 founded and led the Nation of Yahweh, a new religious movement headquartered in Florida that had thousands of African-American devotees at its peak."

So the guy in question, in the 80s was a member of a black separatist cult

Imagine being a black person, going to a Trump rally and getting investigated by lefty journalists and Democrats for doing so.

its obviously a russian guy doing blackface

<:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

Seems reasonable

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/603279649883160716/completely_different-1.mp4

who made this

lmao

idk but its fucking hilarious

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400789193732784128/603631508024066086/66676071_503596567126705_4803392321771012096_n.png

Billboard seems to be for lesbian incestual black mother.

wait i have another meme relevant to that one

i cant tell if that incest billboard says "We're eating incest out" or not

Seems unlikely.

@zero_consequences we're calling incest out

Funny story about the Garand

It's said that German soldiers started to recognize the Ping

So American soldiers would take an empty clip and slap it on something to make it ping

So the German soldier would charge into a full garand

Myth.

The whole "he pinged, that means he's empty, so it's okay to charge him" myth has been thoroughly debunked.

especially since, you know, staggered fire discipline is a thing

I used to Garand in Wolfenstein Enemy Territory. I always played on a server that replaced the soldiers with anime girls though.

hush dude

everything is a 1v1

what're you talkin about

nah b, I'm a good squad boi. we move together

I usually have the BAR

***me and the boys engaging in squad tactics***

^

kek

Wolfenstein Enemy territory had covert ops where you could kill someone and undress them to disguise yourself. Then you pick off people with silent kills to not break your masquerade.

objective-based game?

Yea, it was like CSGO or Overwatch long before them. most I had in a map was 15 vs 15 I think.

sounds neat

it still around?

HOLY FUCK

guys theres a big bethesda sale

wow

count me un-excited

(hey dude i got doom for 6 bucks now)

Doom from bethesda...?

what?

the 2016 one?

oh, publisher, I see

the first dishonored is 2 dollars

When does the sale end? I might check it out later.

no idea

probably have a few days anyway

@SkeF tuesday 10am pacific

https://i.redd.it/8xxv7b00kdk11.jpg

Alright thanks, Provolone.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/534386912371146754/603747490000404551/Sandvich.jpg

Someone called me gayer then aids. I need help to be offended to the insult.

your mind knows its true so it doesnt get offended

Thx for the help of me understanding I am gayer then aids

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/254922480739811328/603737422970486794/Hitler_telephone.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/454863840744570884/603760753014472714/4733f5f21c1407b80802a1d523cdf2abbd541f2e0a55da9562d92678852a60c1_1.png

claim her legs with copyright

I WANT THOSE LEGS

brainlets : water
brainchads : refined gamer girl pee

whats gamer grill bathwater then ?

who drinks that

enchanced water

purified sounds better

If she starts selling her pee I just hope she gets loads of diseased 50 year old Indian men to fill the jars tbh

Just cull everyone that buys and drinks it

*hears in far background*
das waisist@cnn/bbc

trust me there are worse

worse than indians ?

scat fetishists have been selling literal shit to be **eaten** by their buyers

<:thinkcide2:462282425486147585>

Piss I can understand, but shit is just fucking insane

Fucking Germans

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FlusteredRegalAnura-size_restricted.gif

and throwing up

Oof.

"Suicide Attempt"

More like preventing him from talking

yeah, preventing him from bringing more people down with him XD

I would say have Secret Service guard his cell but I don’t think they can be used like that

Nor would the optics likely be good

How much y'wanna bet Hillary was involved in this "suicide Attempt"

depends on if the clintons ~~where~~ are pedo's

“Looking like we got 3 shots to the back of the head, 2 of them post mortem...yeah, gonna jot this down as a suicide.”

i wonder how much trump is involved with getting them charged?

I don’t think he has any hand in the process, though they might use the testimony he made in a previous case against Epstein if such a thing is allowed.

lmao

Edgy boi be edgy

words of wisdom

are these the same do you think?

Ngl... So long as it's not pozzed I'd probably consider sucking dick for 10k. Not takin' it in my ass tho.

@Eirshy cmon bb, ill make you feel cute

You actuallying paying 10k? And got the paperwork to prove you're clean?

what is pozzed

And I mean 10k USD

10k rubles

Pozzed = Disease-ridden

It's gay speak for "dick I want to rape"

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9tpM39EMmSQ/maxresdefault.jpg
tfw installng a simple dice roll app on your phone and it starts asking for location and microphone permissions

Yeah uninstall that shit

When you buy a girlfriend but she turns out to have an iq of 80

If you want a decent phone-capable diceroller I can check if I anonymized my prototype browser-based one

@Eirshy yeah if you wear a dress

dont worry its okay i was just looking around in google play for coin toss/dice apps and i found most of them have shifty permissions and the rest keep flooding with ads

I'd need at least 3k up front.

i dont have the shekels for that one

@Eirshy send cute pics in dress and we'll see

@Ayylmao aight. Offer stands tho, no ads and has a custom weight-leveling alg on the d20 to make it an extra-fair die

@Jack of Trades the 3k up front is for time travel and the dress silly.

@Eirshy psh

I ain't gay or a trap, 10k USD is just over 20% my yearly take-home

"That's illegal!"

That much in one night with no long term consequences? Breh, I can kneel down and think of england lol

lmao you make 50k and would suck a dick for 10k?

@Eirshy you don't have to be a trap

You just gotta be cute

@n meowzers you wouldn't?

no

Why

You wouldn't? I mean, assuimg it is clean you're literally just getting 10k$. That's literally a down payment on a house.

BFD, it's a dick

why dont you make apps for android/iphone

You ever program an iphone?

iPhones are for jerks

i have self esteem

It's a lot like shoving bamboo slivers under your fingernails

@n meowzers I do too, not sure what that's got to do with anything

You mean you're disgusted by dicks

You think that's debasement

My phones screen is broken and I get glass splinters in my hands

@Samaritan stop that