Message from @Jack of Trades
Discord ID: 603829171373735955
Ngl... So long as it's not pozzed I'd probably consider sucking dick for 10k. Not takin' it in my ass tho.
@Eirshy cmon bb, ill make you feel cute
You actuallying paying 10k? And got the paperwork to prove you're clean?
what is pozzed
And I mean 10k USD
10k rubles
Pozzed = Disease-ridden
It's gay speak for "dick I want to rape"
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9tpM39EMmSQ/maxresdefault.jpg
tfw installng a simple dice roll app on your phone and it starts asking for location and microphone permissions
Yeah uninstall that shit
When you buy a girlfriend but she turns out to have an iq of 80
If you want a decent phone-capable diceroller I can check if I anonymized my prototype browser-based one
@Eirshy yeah if you wear a dress
dont worry its okay i was just looking around in google play for coin toss/dice apps and i found most of them have shifty permissions and the rest keep flooding with ads
I'd need at least 3k up front.
i dont have the shekels for that one
@Eirshy send cute pics in dress and we'll see
@Ayylmao aight. Offer stands tho, no ads and has a custom weight-leveling alg on the d20 to make it an extra-fair die
@Jack of Trades the 3k up front is for time travel and the dress silly.
I ain't gay or a trap, 10k USD is just over 20% my yearly take-home
"That's illegal!"
That much in one night with no long term consequences? Breh, I can kneel down and think of england lol
lmao you make 50k and would suck a dick for 10k?
@Eirshy you don't have to be a trap
You just gotta be cute
@n meowzers you wouldn't?
no
Why
You wouldn't? I mean, assuimg it is clean you're literally just getting 10k$. That's literally a down payment on a house.
BFD, it's a dick
why dont you make apps for android/iphone
You ever program an iphone?
iPhones are for jerks
i have self esteem
It's a lot like shoving bamboo slivers under your fingernails
@n meowzers I do too, not sure what that's got to do with anything
You mean you're disgusted by dicks
You think that's debasement
My phones screen is broken and I get glass splinters in my hands