Message from @Ayylmao
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@Eirshy yeah if you wear a dress
dont worry its okay i was just looking around in google play for coin toss/dice apps and i found most of them have shifty permissions and the rest keep flooding with ads
I'd need at least 3k up front.
i dont have the shekels for that one
@Eirshy send cute pics in dress and we'll see
@Ayylmao aight. Offer stands tho, no ads and has a custom weight-leveling alg on the d20 to make it an extra-fair die
@Jack of Trades the 3k up front is for time travel and the dress silly.
@Eirshy psh
I ain't gay or a trap, 10k USD is just over 20% my yearly take-home
"That's illegal!"
That much in one night with no long term consequences? Breh, I can kneel down and think of england lol
lmao you make 50k and would suck a dick for 10k?
@Eirshy you don't have to be a trap
You just gotta be cute
@n meowzers you wouldn't?
no
Why
You wouldn't? I mean, assuimg it is clean you're literally just getting 10k$. That's literally a down payment on a house.
BFD, it's a dick
You ever program an iphone?
iPhones are for jerks
i have self esteem
It's a lot like shoving bamboo slivers under your fingernails
@n meowzers I do too, not sure what that's got to do with anything
You mean you're disgusted by dicks
You think that's debasement
My phones screen is broken and I get glass splinters in my hands
@Samaritan stop that
I have dignity. Reason I'd suck one, not take one up the ass.
I see it as a transaction where I get a huge sum of money I could probably even get away with not claiming on my taxes as a gift (would have to check the code again). I could literally pay off my car outright and buy another gun with that money.
i have more dignity than that
If anything I'd be fleasing him, for 10k you should be able to find a high class callgirl who will do way more than just swallow a single load.
fleasing?
And look way hotter doing it too
Making way more money off of something than its market value
dignity is priceless
My dignity is priceless**
@Eirshy itd be worth it for the meme
You'd hate it
That'd just make it way better