Oof.

"Suicide Attempt"

More like preventing him from talking

yeah, preventing him from bringing more people down with him XD

I would say have Secret Service guard his cell but I don’t think they can be used like that

Nor would the optics likely be good

How much y'wanna bet Hillary was involved in this "suicide Attempt"

depends on if the clintons ~~where~~ are pedo's

“Looking like we got 3 shots to the back of the head, 2 of them post mortem...yeah, gonna jot this down as a suicide.”

i wonder how much trump is involved with getting them charged?

I don’t think he has any hand in the process, though they might use the testimony he made in a previous case against Epstein if such a thing is allowed.

lmao

Edgy boi be edgy

words of wisdom

are these the same do you think?

Ngl... So long as it's not pozzed I'd probably consider sucking dick for 10k. Not takin' it in my ass tho.

@Eirshy cmon bb, ill make you feel cute

You actuallying paying 10k? And got the paperwork to prove you're clean?

what is pozzed

And I mean 10k USD

10k rubles

Pozzed = Disease-ridden

It's gay speak for "dick I want to rape"

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9tpM39EMmSQ/maxresdefault.jpg
tfw installng a simple dice roll app on your phone and it starts asking for location and microphone permissions

Yeah uninstall that shit

When you buy a girlfriend but she turns out to have an iq of 80

If you want a decent phone-capable diceroller I can check if I anonymized my prototype browser-based one

@Eirshy yeah if you wear a dress

dont worry its okay i was just looking around in google play for coin toss/dice apps and i found most of them have shifty permissions and the rest keep flooding with ads

I'd need at least 3k up front.

i dont have the shekels for that one

@Eirshy send cute pics in dress and we'll see

@Ayylmao aight. Offer stands tho, no ads and has a custom weight-leveling alg on the d20 to make it an extra-fair die

@Jack of Trades the 3k up front is for time travel and the dress silly.