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It's fairly new as well right?
Yeah, basically reddit without censorship.
Its time to sleep
And an obsession with goats.
It's not even 7 here.
Real USA hours tho
You should go to sleep if US, you are throwing off your sleep cycle.
its like 10pm there
You should rise with the sun for the ideal sleep pattern.
i always beat the sun
im a winner
Sleep by ten, awake around 6 depending on season and availability.
Which means turn off technology at around 9.
Work at night, usually get home at 10
@Tee CA The huge stick up my ass doesn't know whether to praise work ethic or criticize a mildly unhealthy lifestyle.
@Chancellor What would you define as mildy unhealthy lifestyle though?
@Tee CA Thrown off sleep cycle.
Ideally 8 hours a night and rise before or with the sun, but a night work shift makes this impractical.
Even getting the right amount during the day can have negative effects ie increased neurological degradation, decreased social acuity, lowered muscle and higher fat gain etc.
Hell yea. My right arm is much stronger than my left arm.
I should dedicate more of my time to it though
I'm very fit
im pretty fit
them manlet gains
@Chancellor Tfw night owl. I don't function in the morning. Have way more energy at night
Kek, well don't forget to switch arms on occasion.
not /fit/ fit, more like runner fit
That's still pretty good.
Does anyone do strength training?
I'm getting back into it. Gotta prepare for the war.
Agreed on that. Especially being in the blue states.
What would you recommend to someone living in a country where self defense is illegal?
It's bad even in socal
Sock full'a nickels?
Or whatever local coinage.
pepper spray is illegal.
Riding bikes in groups more than 4 is illegal.
If you are punched, you are not allowed to fight back, legally.
If someone breaks into your house, you are again not allowed to hurt them in any way and if they art hurt on your property it is your own fault.
Where the fuck do you live?
Rules are mostly ignored in the country though.
^ I was literally there in that video
Sling shot guns?
Joerg is a based german
Spray paint is also illegal unless you have a license. And art going to some form of art presentation.
Get a poisonous/venomous animal as a "pet". Use it for home defense.
Dog is still probably the best home defense.
Worst comes to worst I'll just go to the country and stay with someone who has one of their ancestor's old army rifles.
As far as outside the home, it's having a good, solid "walking stick" illegal?
@Vermagreed. That video where he takes a ball bearing into his face, based pain tolerance.
@Danarchy No, but if it is used as a weapon or as self defense it is.
Guns must be kept, unless being used for hunting or at a shooting range, or for security/police work dissassembled in a safe with ammunition in a seperate safe.
A deterrent is better than nothing.
No harm in getting fit, and I have steel toes.
Of course body armour of any form is also illegal, and very hard to get even illegally.
Yeah. Just looking like you could fuck someone up if you wanted is a good way of frightening off lots of would be attackers.
@Tee CA Enough do, sports are a lot more popular here. I've never really been fit enough for people to want to play with me though.
Or surf and punch sharks
Punching sharks is frowned upon.
@Chancellor Never to late to start. Some older guys out here get fit well into their 30s-40s
Yeah, I've been making a start.
3 years ago I was fat, I'm a skinny cunt now, with some muscle growing.
Wear a big shark tooth as a pendant. Slice a throat, then throw away the tooth. No evidence, no conviction.
>Wear big shark tooth
>Trip over your own spaghetti
>Impale own neck
Man, I once was a fucking chad like that
Well, you'd wear it below neck level. Mid or upper chest.
Why not make a shark tooth bracelet?
Hey, there we go.
Also shark teeth are serated, hard to cut a neck with.
Swiss army knife would be better honestly... Except you can't take them into anywhere.
"It was an accident, your honor. He grabbed by wrist, I pulled away, his arm got shredded."
Metal or plastic shark tooth bracelet because real shark teeth are not environmentally friendly.
@Tee CA There's gotta be at least one shark that needs to be culled...
Do you have a mic Chancellor?
I wanted to see if you were a Bogan or not T^T
Nah, I have a flat Australian accent with some brit and Irish poping up occasionally.
Honestly, bogan accents are worse than Anglo or American australian accents.
it's cold right now
Looking up bogan accents now
have an ice scraper
even less "offensive" looking than a shark tooth
"Just the ticket for those frosty mornings.
Made of black fiber-filled plastic. Hold it by inserting your middle finger in the hole with the rounded end in palm and make a fist."
This is Australian culture in it's purest form.
The Germanic ones are Bogans, Mediterranean are wogs.
Australian as fuck
Listening to Bogans is fun
They're fucking amazing.
Insane, constant spouting bullshit, I sweat they have no filter.
Man, that mum is fucking retarded.
Lost it when the the sk8 board went into the water.
Always more available!
Australian culture, it's uhhh... there I guess.
Might as well save up to visit irl.
Seems pretty fun
@Tee CA It's good, avoid Melbourne unless you find Los angeles to be too right wing for your taste.
Fuck that. The only place that is worse than LA is San Francisco.
What about Detroit though?
CA is fucked in general but those areas are awful.
The actually fully communist party holds not irregular meetings.
They have massive gatherings where they publicly burn the flag.
Also, I suppose that's right.
They refer to our national holiday as "Invasion day"
Honestly, flagburning should be considered a minor criminal offense.
And I'm not even American.
Not "gay nationalists" gay seperatism.
They want gay people to secede and start their own nation of gays.
They want a rainbow flag melbourne autonamous socialist republic.
This is a real thing.
Tell them they can have San Francisco.
It's the cultural equivalent of a nuclear fallout zone.
It's going to be bad no matter where you go. It just depends on how the culture deals with it.
Muzzies throw them off roofs
Australia is rather culturally vacuous at anything above very low culture.
We have goon bags, skatepark fights, stupid jokes and... everything else is borrowed.
We say it's bigotry to not accept it
Except for the "racist" stuff.
Tfw the most culturally diverse states are also the most racist
It's from that time we tried to leave the british empire because the british chinese people in.
After destroying the rebellion they proceeded to ban chinese immigration australia wide.
Which eventually became the white australia policy after federation.
Which was thrown out in the late sixties.
AUS history incoming. Please continue, I know very little when it comes to your county.
Go for it, I'm about to cook something for dinner
So after the Americans declared independence, the UK was poor as fuck, weak as fuck and scared as fuck, and banned from starting conquering any new places which had "A people living as a nation" in them.
Meanwhile CAPTAIN COOK a navigator who had shown great skill in the seven years war (UK and France fought over who should own Quebec basically) had shown and interest in mapping out the southern hemisphere.
Mostly to get a good view of a solar eclipse so he could map out the true circumference of the earth. (He has also known for being poor with social stuff and incapable of keeping secrets, quite possibly autism).
And the british saw this as an opportunity:
Let him map out the "Unknown continent" south of indonesia that they knew about but never bothered to check on, get some information on the nature of the earth and perhaps gain a new colony in the process.
Now this was all fine and dandy more or less, cook found australia, sailed into cook's landing and sydney harbor, Banks his biologist found a buncha stuff and they revisited a few times.
There was one issue:
The british couldn't colonize anywhere "inhabited", and there was a population living here.
The australian aboriginals, usually seen today begging outside a petrol station.
Cook declared "Terra Nullius" that Australia was uninhabited and listed the Australian aboriginals as "Native Fauna", legally and biologically animals.
And then colonization started with the convict fleets.
Britains economy was fucked, fucked economy produces crime, crime means overflowing prisons.
So they sent all the criminals to australia.
There were a few runaways, except the continent is basically uninhabitable so they either returned or died quicksmart.
@Chancellor So what you're saying is that we need to send our convicts to the middle east to colonize it
Early state borders arose, each semi independent colonies, and with their own immigration, trade and governors (This included new zealand at the time).
Yes, but you also have to declare the arabs non human and hand out hunting permits to kill them as pests.
Bringing us to the next part:
Near complete extermination of the australian aboriginals.
They were "vermin and pests" in our property, hunting permits were given, they were slaughtered and broken. Australia was the white man's land.
Over time the states moved towards federation (Except new zealand the sheep fucking communists they are) and on January the first 1900 Australia was born! To a rousing "Okay, that's cool i guess" from the international community.
Also there's bush rangers, that doesn't lead into much but it's super important culturally.
This cunt, ned kelly went around in a full armoured bullet proof suit robbing stage coaches.
Also was known to save lives, a folk hero akin to American cowboys.
And this was the "Unofficial australian anthem" declined for not being official enough in favour of...
This shit they made me sing every day in primary school.
Over time things began to change.
The gold rush occured when gold was found, Eureka grow into a thriving gold mining town and immigrants european and... otherwise flooded to our beautiful shores.
Sydney was, for a time the largest city in the southern hemisphere.
There was gold in Australia?
And over time this began to breed contempt.
Lots of it, massive amounts, Australia is a mining country, once gold now coal.
The chinese were hated, coming solely as men, often picking the leftover of other miners and otherwise seeking to scam Australians.
This was generally despised along with some good old fashioned racism.
Every great country has racism though
Leading to the Eureka revolt, where we tried to revolt from british rule so as to stop chinese immigration to our lands.
It failed, of course, but ultimately resulted in the White Australia policy.
This, combined with the aboriginal mistreatment took up %90 of my history education in school.
It also let my grandparents immigrate here, since they made it easier for white people to come over.
Even had a prime minister who said publicly "Two wongs don't make a white"
Shitposting is a national tradition, like it's not online.
With the exception of full lefties everyone I know calls their mum a cunt.
Sydney harbour bridge, for a while our pride and joy, largest bridge in the world.
Many died in it's construction.
And when it opened a socialist rode up on a horse and illegally cut the ribbon because he felt he was unfairly denied the opening ceremony.
If you call a woman a cunt in the states, you would have been better off just killing her family.
She's hate you less
It hurts cuz it's true I guess
Also the Sydney opera house.
Built to honour the Australian aboriginal tradition of dreamtime or something via the shells that were once found.
I dunno, danish guy built it I think, looks cool.
Repealment of white Australia policy.
The Stolen generation.
Where we figured the best way to address income inequality and abuse in the aboriginal communities was to steal their kids and tell them they weren't aboriginal.
How could I forget!
We fought as Anzacs under the british empire, a military force of Australian and New Zealand Army Corps.
We were known as diggers because of a stupid strategy in which we would dig under the german trenches, plant explosives and kill them via blowing them up from under.
Our first military encounter, on the shores of the dardanelles, the British gave us the wrong instructions on where to land.
We landed on a hillside in turkey, and were mowed down line after line. Cut down while being told not to retreat.
This is our military tradition, to march onwards to certain doom while an inept commander barks conflicting orders at you.
We mourn, there is very little victory in our military tradition, more remembrance.
Lest we forget.
That's a pretty based strategy for killing krauts tho
Yeah, never saw it coming did they.
Bringing us into... Vietnam.
Fuckin nam man
I've heard a story that the Australian army plays this to every new recruit, I would believe it.
We were more suited to forest combat than most, and our section of nam was a bit more peaceful.
Of course the US dropped 10 times the amount of agent orange on us for some dumbfuck reason.
Nam ended, we didn't have as much of a hippie movement but it reached here.
Some red scare was present, nothing mccarthy level but the Labor party (Union backed socialist party) was under suspicion for most of the cold war.
During WW2 we mostly just ruined the Japanese, captured Papua new guinnea then left when asked nicely, letting indonesia move in.
Which I guess brings us to the modern day:
Communism has faded, Australia was at peace, Indonesia was easy to ignore, and new zealand was nice enough.
And then the 21st century started.
Well, you know what happened there, 9/11, islamic terrorism, radicalization of the left.
We have a far right candidate.
She's a bit of an idiot, No farage, trump or Le Pen.
Red hair women, not even once.
Here's a picture of her with a Halal Vegemite.
Just asking for trouble
FUCK WE LEARNED THAT LESSON