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2017-02-10 07:42:01 UTC

Ah

2017-02-10 07:42:28 UTC

It's fairly new as well right?

2017-02-10 07:42:40 UTC

Ok guyse

2017-02-10 07:42:45 UTC

Yeah, basically reddit without censorship.

2017-02-10 07:42:46 UTC

Its time to sleep

2017-02-10 07:42:51 UTC

And an obsession with goats.

2017-02-10 07:42:52 UTC

Bed time

2017-02-10 07:42:58 UTC

👻👻👻

2017-02-10 07:43:07 UTC

@Fokma(Bonjour) Goodnight!

2017-02-10 07:43:18 UTC
2017-02-10 07:43:20 UTC

@Fokma(Bonjour) nitey nite

2017-02-10 07:43:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/279517670762872833/image.jpg

2017-02-10 07:43:26 UTC

FOR EVERYONE

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NOW

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SLEEP

2017-02-10 07:43:42 UTC

It's not even 7 here.

2017-02-10 07:43:58 UTC

Real USA hours tho

2017-02-10 07:45:00 UTC

You should go to sleep if US, you are throwing off your sleep cycle.

2017-02-10 07:46:47 UTC

hawaii

2017-02-10 07:46:53 UTC

its like 10pm there

2017-02-10 07:47:08 UTC

You should rise with the sun for the ideal sleep pattern.

2017-02-10 07:47:23 UTC

i always beat the sun

2017-02-10 07:47:27 UTC

im a winner

2017-02-10 07:47:27 UTC

Sleep by ten, awake around 6 depending on season and availability.

2017-02-10 07:47:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/279518790608224256/194.jpg

2017-02-10 07:47:57 UTC

Which means turn off technology at around 9.

2017-02-10 07:48:51 UTC

Work at night, usually get home at 10

2017-02-10 07:49:36 UTC

@Tee CA The huge stick up my ass doesn't know whether to praise work ethic or criticize a mildly unhealthy lifestyle.

2017-02-10 07:51:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/279519814593019904/1486297542203.png

2017-02-10 07:52:14 UTC

@Chancellor What would you define as mildy unhealthy lifestyle though?

2017-02-10 07:52:22 UTC

@Verm same

2017-02-10 07:53:32 UTC

@Tee CA Thrown off sleep cycle.
Ideally 8 hours a night and rise before or with the sun, but a night work shift makes this impractical.

Even getting the right amount during the day can have negative effects ie increased neurological degradation, decreased social acuity, lowered muscle and higher fat gain etc.

2017-02-10 07:53:46 UTC

@Verm @troe You guys workout at all?

2017-02-10 07:53:58 UTC

@Tee CA occasionally

2017-02-10 07:54:10 UTC

Hell yea. My right arm is much stronger than my left arm.

2017-02-10 07:54:15 UTC

I should dedicate more of my time to it though

2017-02-10 07:54:25 UTC

@troe Same.

2017-02-10 07:54:54 UTC

Yes

2017-02-10 07:54:57 UTC

Sometimes

2017-02-10 07:54:59 UTC

I'm very fit

2017-02-10 07:55:03 UTC

Not really

2017-02-10 07:55:05 UTC

im pretty fit

2017-02-10 07:55:08 UTC

@Tee CA yes, im doing arm workout right now

2017-02-10 07:55:09 UTC

them manlet gains

2017-02-10 07:55:10 UTC

@Chancellor Tfw night owl. I don't function in the morning. Have way more energy at night

2017-02-10 07:55:42 UTC

Kek, well don't forget to switch arms on occasion.

2017-02-10 07:56:39 UTC

@esgee You /fit/?

2017-02-10 07:56:56 UTC

not /fit/ fit, more like runner fit

2017-02-10 07:57:55 UTC

That's still pretty good.

2017-02-10 07:58:37 UTC

Does anyone do strength training?

2017-02-10 07:59:26 UTC

I'm getting back into it. Gotta prepare for the war.

2017-02-10 08:00:26 UTC

Agreed on that. Especially being in the blue states.

2017-02-10 08:00:40 UTC

#Berkeley

2017-02-10 08:01:04 UTC

What would you recommend to someone living in a country where self defense is illegal?

2017-02-10 08:01:13 UTC

It's bad even in socal

2017-02-10 08:01:38 UTC

Sock full'a nickels?

2017-02-10 08:01:41 UTC

@Chancellor Wrist rocket legal?

2017-02-10 08:01:52 UTC

Or whatever local coinage.

2017-02-10 08:01:55 UTC

pepper spray is illegal.

2017-02-10 08:02:09 UTC

Riding bikes in groups more than 4 is illegal.

2017-02-10 08:02:19 UTC

If you are punched, you are not allowed to fight back, legally.

2017-02-10 08:02:38 UTC

If someone breaks into your house, you are again not allowed to hurt them in any way and if they art hurt on your property it is your own fault.

2017-02-10 08:02:50 UTC

Where the fuck do you live?

2017-02-10 08:02:58 UTC

Australia.

2017-02-10 08:03:21 UTC

Rules are mostly ignored in the country though.

2017-02-10 08:03:40 UTC

^ I was literally there in that video

2017-02-10 08:04:05 UTC

Sling shot guns?

2017-02-10 08:04:12 UTC

Joerg is a based german

2017-02-10 08:04:18 UTC

Spray paint is also illegal unless you have a license. And art going to some form of art presentation.

2017-02-10 08:04:26 UTC

Get a poisonous/venomous animal as a "pet". Use it for home defense.

2017-02-10 08:04:28 UTC

Illegal.

2017-02-10 08:04:42 UTC

@Danarchy Might actually work.

2017-02-10 08:04:51 UTC

Dog is still probably the best home defense.

2017-02-10 08:05:09 UTC

Worst comes to worst I'll just go to the country and stay with someone who has one of their ancestor's old army rifles.

2017-02-10 08:05:19 UTC

As far as outside the home, it's having a good, solid "walking stick" illegal?

2017-02-10 08:05:22 UTC

@Vermagreed. That video where he takes a ball bearing into his face, based pain tolerance.

2017-02-10 08:05:25 UTC

*is.

2017-02-10 08:05:49 UTC

@Danarchy No, but if it is used as a weapon or as self defense it is.

2017-02-10 08:06:22 UTC

Guns must be kept, unless being used for hunting or at a shooting range, or for security/police work dissassembled in a safe with ammunition in a seperate safe.

2017-02-10 08:06:27 UTC

A deterrent is better than nothing.

2017-02-10 08:08:06 UTC

I guess.

No harm in getting fit, and I have steel toes.

2017-02-10 08:08:19 UTC

Of course body armour of any form is also illegal, and very hard to get even illegally.

2017-02-10 08:10:00 UTC

@Chancellor I thought all Australians played rugby

2017-02-10 08:10:29 UTC

Yeah. Just looking like you could fuck someone up if you wanted is a good way of frightening off lots of would be attackers.

2017-02-10 08:10:59 UTC

@Tee CA Enough do, sports are a lot more popular here. I've never really been fit enough for people to want to play with me though.

2017-02-10 08:11:02 UTC

Or surf and punch sharks

2017-02-10 08:11:26 UTC

Punching sharks is frowned upon.

2017-02-10 08:11:50 UTC

@Chancellor Never to late to start. Some older guys out here get fit well into their 30s-40s

2017-02-10 08:12:31 UTC

Yeah, I've been making a start.

2017-02-10 08:12:52 UTC

3 years ago I was fat, I'm a skinny cunt now, with some muscle growing.

2017-02-10 08:12:54 UTC

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

2017-02-10 08:13:05 UTC

"Empire"

2017-02-10 08:13:37 UTC

Wear a big shark tooth as a pendant. Slice a throat, then throw away the tooth. No evidence, no conviction.

2017-02-10 08:13:50 UTC

>Wear big shark tooth

2017-02-10 08:13:57 UTC

>Trip over your own spaghetti

2017-02-10 08:14:01 UTC

>Impale own neck

2017-02-10 08:14:35 UTC

@D3VNT
Mate, if I die via shark tooth I'll be happy.

2017-02-10 08:14:37 UTC

Man, I once was a fucking chad like that

2017-02-10 08:14:53 UTC

Well, you'd wear it below neck level. Mid or upper chest.

2017-02-10 08:15:24 UTC

Why not make a shark tooth bracelet?

2017-02-10 08:15:33 UTC

Hey, there we go.

2017-02-10 08:15:35 UTC

Also shark teeth are serated, hard to cut a neck with.

2017-02-10 08:15:52 UTC

E

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M

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U

2017-02-10 08:15:59 UTC

Swiss army knife would be better honestly... Except you can't take them into anywhere.

2017-02-10 08:16:09 UTC

"It was an accident, your honor. He grabbed by wrist, I pulled away, his arm got shredded."

2017-02-10 08:16:44 UTC

Metal or plastic shark tooth bracelet because real shark teeth are not environmentally friendly.

2017-02-10 08:17:13 UTC

@Tee CA There's gotta be at least one shark that needs to be culled...

2017-02-10 08:17:30 UTC

Do you have a mic Chancellor?

2017-02-10 08:17:33 UTC

No.

2017-02-10 08:17:36 UTC

fuck

2017-02-10 08:17:44 UTC

I wanted to see if you were a Bogan or not T^T

2017-02-10 08:18:09 UTC

Nah, I have a flat Australian accent with some brit and Irish poping up occasionally.

2017-02-10 08:18:26 UTC

City kid.

2017-02-10 08:18:47 UTC

@Chancellor USA thots won't know the difference

2017-02-10 08:19:28 UTC

Honestly, bogan accents are worse than Anglo or American australian accents.

2017-02-10 08:20:17 UTC

it's cold right now

2017-02-10 08:20:20 UTC

Looking up bogan accents now

2017-02-10 08:20:20 UTC

have an ice scraper

2017-02-10 08:20:29 UTC

even less "offensive" looking than a shark tooth

2017-02-10 08:20:44 UTC

"Just the ticket for those frosty mornings.

Made of black fiber-filled plastic. Hold it by inserting your middle finger in the hole with the rounded end in palm and make a fist."

2017-02-10 08:21:58 UTC

8-9

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7-8

2017-02-10 08:22:31 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUfTaey7NGk

This is Australian culture in it's purest form.
The Germanic ones are Bogans, Mediterranean are wogs.

2017-02-10 08:23:02 UTC

Australian as fuck

2017-02-10 08:23:19 UTC

7-8.

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7

2017-02-10 08:24:53 UTC

Listening to Bogans is fun

2017-02-10 08:25:28 UTC

They're fucking amazing.
Insane, constant spouting bullshit, I sweat they have no filter.

2017-02-10 08:27:25 UTC

Man, that mum is fucking retarded.

2017-02-10 08:30:36 UTC

Lost it when the the sk8 board went into the water.

2017-02-10 08:31:42 UTC

Always more available!
Australian culture, it's uhhh... there I guess.

2017-02-10 08:32:52 UTC

Might as well save up to visit irl.

2017-02-10 08:33:02 UTC

Seems pretty fun

2017-02-10 08:34:04 UTC

@Tee CA It's good, avoid Melbourne unless you find Los angeles to be too right wing for your taste.

2017-02-10 08:34:56 UTC

Fuck that. The only place that is worse than LA is San Francisco.

2017-02-10 08:35:34 UTC

What about Detroit though?

2017-02-10 08:35:43 UTC

CA is fucked in general but those areas are awful.

2017-02-10 08:35:49 UTC

@Tee CA It has an unironic gay nationalist movement.

2017-02-10 08:36:20 UTC

I can buy guns and drugs in Detroit if I want @Verm

2017-02-10 08:36:31 UTC

The actually fully communist party holds not irregular meetings.
They have massive gatherings where they publicly burn the flag.

2017-02-10 08:36:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/279531036730195969/CWUE3yl.jpg

2017-02-10 08:36:37 UTC

Also, I suppose that's right.

2017-02-10 08:36:44 UTC

They refer to our national holiday as "Invasion day"

2017-02-10 08:37:06 UTC

Honestly, flagburning should be considered a minor criminal offense.

2017-02-10 08:37:11 UTC

And I'm not even American.

2017-02-10 08:37:14 UTC

Not "gay nationalists" gay seperatism.
They want gay people to secede and start their own nation of gays.

2017-02-10 08:37:24 UTC

They want a rainbow flag melbourne autonamous socialist republic.

2017-02-10 08:37:29 UTC

This is a real thing.

2017-02-10 08:37:39 UTC

Tell them they can have San Francisco.

2017-02-10 08:38:24 UTC

@Chancellor Tfw common filth was right.

2017-02-10 08:38:41 UTC

It's the cultural equivalent of a nuclear fallout zone.

2017-02-10 08:39:35 UTC

It's going to be bad no matter where you go. It just depends on how the culture deals with it.

2017-02-10 08:39:49 UTC

Muzzies throw them off roofs

2017-02-10 08:39:55 UTC

Australia is rather culturally vacuous at anything above very low culture.

2017-02-10 08:40:13 UTC

We have goon bags, skatepark fights, stupid jokes and... everything else is borrowed.

2017-02-10 08:40:23 UTC

We say it's bigotry to not accept it

2017-02-10 08:40:29 UTC

Except for the "racist" stuff.

2017-02-10 08:40:36 UTC

EUREKA REBELLION!

2017-02-10 08:41:13 UTC

Tfw the most culturally diverse states are also the most racist

2017-02-10 08:41:16 UTC

It's from that time we tried to leave the british empire because the british chinese people in.

2017-02-10 08:42:49 UTC

After destroying the rebellion they proceeded to ban chinese immigration australia wide.

Which eventually became the white australia policy after federation.

Which was thrown out in the late sixties.

2017-02-10 08:43:49 UTC

AUS history incoming. Please continue, I know very little when it comes to your county.

2017-02-10 08:44:10 UTC

Seriously

2017-02-10 08:44:40 UTC

Alright, I'll give you the rundown from the top? @Tee CA

2017-02-10 08:45:09 UTC

Go for it, I'm about to cook something for dinner

2017-02-10 08:45:22 UTC

So after the Americans declared independence, the UK was poor as fuck, weak as fuck and scared as fuck, and banned from starting conquering any new places which had "A people living as a nation" in them.

2017-02-10 08:46:14 UTC

Meanwhile CAPTAIN COOK a navigator who had shown great skill in the seven years war (UK and France fought over who should own Quebec basically) had shown and interest in mapping out the southern hemisphere.

2017-02-10 08:47:41 UTC

Mostly to get a good view of a solar eclipse so he could map out the true circumference of the earth. (He has also known for being poor with social stuff and incapable of keeping secrets, quite possibly autism).

2017-02-10 08:48:27 UTC

And the british saw this as an opportunity:
Let him map out the "Unknown continent" south of indonesia that they knew about but never bothered to check on, get some information on the nature of the earth and perhaps gain a new colony in the process.

2017-02-10 08:49:04 UTC

Now this was all fine and dandy more or less, cook found australia, sailed into cook's landing and sydney harbor, Banks his biologist found a buncha stuff and they revisited a few times.

2017-02-10 08:50:00 UTC

There was one issue:
The british couldn't colonize anywhere "inhabited", and there was a population living here.

The australian aboriginals, usually seen today begging outside a petrol station.

2017-02-10 08:50:32 UTC

Cook declared "Terra Nullius" that Australia was uninhabited and listed the Australian aboriginals as "Native Fauna", legally and biologically animals.

2017-02-10 08:50:42 UTC

And then colonization started with the convict fleets.

2017-02-10 08:51:25 UTC

Britains economy was fucked, fucked economy produces crime, crime means overflowing prisons.
So they sent all the criminals to australia.

There were a few runaways, except the continent is basically uninhabitable so they either returned or died quicksmart.

2017-02-10 08:52:25 UTC

@Chancellor So what you're saying is that we need to send our convicts to the middle east to colonize it

2017-02-10 08:52:28 UTC

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Australian_states_history_07.gif

Early state borders arose, each semi independent colonies, and with their own immigration, trade and governors (This included new zealand at the time).

2017-02-10 08:52:45 UTC

Yes, but you also have to declare the arabs non human and hand out hunting permits to kill them as pests.

2017-02-10 08:53:25 UTC

@Chancellor Already done in the US. 9/11 never forget brah

2017-02-10 08:53:33 UTC

Bringing us to the next part:
Near complete extermination of the australian aboriginals.

They were "vermin and pests" in our property, hunting permits were given, they were slaughtered and broken. Australia was the white man's land.

2017-02-10 08:54:26 UTC

Over time the states moved towards federation (Except new zealand the sheep fucking communists they are) and on January the first 1900 Australia was born! To a rousing "Okay, that's cool i guess" from the international community.

2017-02-10 08:54:54 UTC

Also there's bush rangers, that doesn't lead into much but it's super important culturally.

2017-02-10 08:55:43 UTC

http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/65367000/jpg/_65367942_kelly_comp464.jpg
This cunt, ned kelly went around in a full armoured bullet proof suit robbing stage coaches.
Also was known to save lives, a folk hero akin to American cowboys.

2017-02-10 08:56:45 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE
And this was the "Unofficial australian anthem" declined for not being official enough in favour of...

2017-02-10 08:57:07 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8tswkr25A0
This shit they made me sing every day in primary school.

2017-02-10 08:57:48 UTC

Over time things began to change.
The gold rush occured when gold was found, Eureka grow into a thriving gold mining town and immigrants european and... otherwise flooded to our beautiful shores.

2017-02-10 08:58:04 UTC

Sydney was, for a time the largest city in the southern hemisphere.

2017-02-10 08:58:41 UTC

There was gold in Australia?

2017-02-10 08:58:52 UTC

And over time this began to breed contempt.

2017-02-10 08:59:04 UTC

Lots of it, massive amounts, Australia is a mining country, once gold now coal.

2017-02-10 08:59:57 UTC

The chinese were hated, coming solely as men, often picking the leftover of other miners and otherwise seeking to scam Australians.

This was generally despised along with some good old fashioned racism.

2017-02-10 09:00:57 UTC

Every great country has racism though

2017-02-10 09:01:09 UTC

http://www.socialistpartyaustralia.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Eureka-1-650x366.jpg

Leading to the Eureka revolt, where we tried to revolt from british rule so as to stop chinese immigration to our lands.


It failed, of course, but ultimately resulted in the White Australia policy.

2017-02-10 09:01:54 UTC

http://images-2.domain.com.au/2013/08/05/4630830/120813_03_Immigration-620x349.jpg

This, combined with the aboriginal mistreatment took up %90 of my history education in school.

2017-02-10 09:02:22 UTC

It also let my grandparents immigrate here, since they made it easier for white people to come over.

2017-02-10 09:02:33 UTC

Even had a prime minister who said publicly "Two wongs don't make a white"

2017-02-10 09:03:05 UTC

Kek

2017-02-10 09:03:45 UTC

Shitposting is a national tradition, like it's not online.

With the exception of full lefties everyone I know calls their mum a cunt.

2017-02-10 09:04:26 UTC

Sydney harbour bridge, for a while our pride and joy, largest bridge in the world.
Many died in it's construction.

And when it opened a socialist rode up on a horse and illegally cut the ribbon because he felt he was unfairly denied the opening ceremony.

2017-02-10 09:04:40 UTC

If you call a woman a cunt in the states, you would have been better off just killing her family.

2017-02-10 09:04:56 UTC

She's hate you less

2017-02-10 09:05:13 UTC

@Tee CA Then she's a cunt.

2017-02-10 09:05:32 UTC

It hurts cuz it's true I guess

2017-02-10 09:05:43 UTC

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Sydney_Opera_House_Sails.jpg

Also the Sydney opera house.
Built to honour the Australian aboriginal tradition of dreamtime or something via the shells that were once found.

2017-02-10 09:05:53 UTC

I dunno, danish guy built it I think, looks cool.

2017-02-10 09:06:15 UTC

After that...

Repealment of white Australia policy.

2017-02-10 09:06:56 UTC

The Stolen generation.
Where we figured the best way to address income inequality and abuse in the aboriginal communities was to steal their kids and tell them they weren't aboriginal.

2017-02-10 09:07:12 UTC

Oh!

2017-02-10 09:07:15 UTC

How could I forget!

2017-02-10 09:07:17 UTC

The war!

2017-02-10 09:08:04 UTC

We fought as Anzacs under the british empire, a military force of Australian and New Zealand Army Corps.

2017-02-10 09:08:38 UTC

We were known as diggers because of a stupid strategy in which we would dig under the german trenches, plant explosives and kill them via blowing them up from under.

2017-02-10 09:09:40 UTC

http://www.gallipoli.gov.au/images/home/large/AWM7965_nek_painting-L.jpg
And Gallipoli.

Our first military encounter, on the shores of the dardanelles, the British gave us the wrong instructions on where to land.

2017-02-10 09:10:11 UTC

We landed on a hillside in turkey, and were mowed down line after line. Cut down while being told not to retreat.

2017-02-10 09:11:16 UTC

This is our military tradition, to march onwards to certain doom while an inept commander barks conflicting orders at you.
We mourn, there is very little victory in our military tradition, more remembrance.

Lest we forget.

2017-02-10 09:11:19 UTC

That's a pretty based strategy for killing krauts tho

2017-02-10 09:11:36 UTC

Yeah, never saw it coming did they.

2017-02-10 09:11:42 UTC

Kek

2017-02-10 09:11:52 UTC

Bringing us into... Vietnam.

2017-02-10 09:12:07 UTC

Fuckin nam man

2017-02-10 09:12:22 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY

I've heard a story that the Australian army plays this to every new recruit, I would believe it.

2017-02-10 09:12:58 UTC

We were more suited to forest combat than most, and our section of nam was a bit more peaceful.

Of course the US dropped 10 times the amount of agent orange on us for some dumbfuck reason.

2017-02-10 09:13:41 UTC

Nam ended, we didn't have as much of a hippie movement but it reached here.

2017-02-10 09:14:15 UTC

Some red scare was present, nothing mccarthy level but the Labor party (Union backed socialist party) was under suspicion for most of the cold war.

2017-02-10 09:14:42 UTC

During WW2 we mostly just ruined the Japanese, captured Papua new guinnea then left when asked nicely, letting indonesia move in.

2017-02-10 09:15:25 UTC

Which I guess brings us to the modern day:

Communism has faded, Australia was at peace, Indonesia was easy to ignore, and new zealand was nice enough.

2017-02-10 09:15:53 UTC

And then the 21st century started.

2017-02-10 09:16:17 UTC

Well, you know what happened there, 9/11, islamic terrorism, radicalization of the left.

2017-02-10 09:16:22 UTC

We have a far right candidate.

2017-02-10 09:16:55 UTC

http://www.woroni.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/476594-pauline-hanson.jpg
She's a bit of an idiot, No farage, trump or Le Pen.

2017-02-10 09:17:27 UTC

Red hair women, not even once.

2017-02-10 09:17:41 UTC

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/8a3def6e61416cfb2e5b98aad5e64c9f

Here's a picture of her with a Halal Vegemite.

2017-02-10 09:17:50 UTC

Just asking for trouble

2017-02-10 09:17:51 UTC

FUCK WE LEARNED THAT LESSON

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