Where the fuck do you live?

Australia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdfFnTt2UT0

Rules are mostly ignored in the country though.

^ I was literally there in that video

https://youtu.be/ILyWEQ5Grn0 @Chancellor

Sling shot guns?

Joerg is a based german

Spray paint is also illegal unless you have a license. And art going to some form of art presentation.

Get a poisonous/venomous animal as a "pet". Use it for home defense.

Illegal.

@Danarchy Might actually work.

Dog is still probably the best home defense.

Worst comes to worst I'll just go to the country and stay with someone who has one of their ancestor's old army rifles.

As far as outside the home, it's having a good, solid "walking stick" illegal?

@Vermagreed. That video where he takes a ball bearing into his face, based pain tolerance.

*is.

@Danarchy No, but if it is used as a weapon or as self defense it is.

Guns must be kept, unless being used for hunting or at a shooting range, or for security/police work dissassembled in a safe with ammunition in a seperate safe.

A deterrent is better than nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNdEeoge_fE

I guess.

No harm in getting fit, and I have steel toes.

Of course body armour of any form is also illegal, and very hard to get even illegally.

@Chancellor I thought all Australians played rugby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmS9vcVNr5A

Yeah. Just looking like you could fuck someone up if you wanted is a good way of frightening off lots of would be attackers.

@Tee CA Enough do, sports are a lot more popular here. I've never really been fit enough for people to want to play with me though.

Or surf and punch sharks

Punching sharks is frowned upon.

@Chancellor Never to late to start. Some older guys out here get fit well into their 30s-40s

Yeah, I've been making a start.

3 years ago I was fat, I'm a skinny cunt now, with some muscle growing.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/DutchEmpire15.png

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Empire"

Wear a big shark tooth as a pendant. Slice a throat, then throw away the tooth. No evidence, no conviction.

>Wear big shark tooth

>Trip over your own spaghetti

>Impale own neck

@D3VNT
Mate, if I die via shark tooth I'll be happy.

Man, I once was a fucking chad like that