Also, I suppose that's right.

They refer to our national holiday as "Invasion day"

Honestly, flagburning should be considered a minor criminal offense.

And I'm not even American.

Not "gay nationalists" gay seperatism.
They want gay people to secede and start their own nation of gays.

They want a rainbow flag melbourne autonamous socialist republic.

This is a real thing.

Tell them they can have San Francisco.

@Chancellor Tfw common filth was right.

It's the cultural equivalent of a nuclear fallout zone.

It's going to be bad no matter where you go. It just depends on how the culture deals with it.

Muzzies throw them off roofs

Australia is rather culturally vacuous at anything above very low culture.

We have goon bags, skatepark fights, stupid jokes and... everything else is borrowed.

We say it's bigotry to not accept it

Except for the "racist" stuff.

EUREKA REBELLION!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Theeurekaflag.jpg/300px-Theeurekaflag.jpg

Tfw the most culturally diverse states are also the most racist

It's from that time we tried to leave the british empire because the british chinese people in.

After destroying the rebellion they proceeded to ban chinese immigration australia wide.

Which eventually became the white australia policy after federation.

Which was thrown out in the late sixties.

AUS history incoming. Please continue, I know very little when it comes to your county.

Seriously

Alright, I'll give you the rundown from the top? @Tee CA

Go for it, I'm about to cook something for dinner

So after the Americans declared independence, the UK was poor as fuck, weak as fuck and scared as fuck, and banned from starting conquering any new places which had "A people living as a nation" in them.

Meanwhile CAPTAIN COOK a navigator who had shown great skill in the seven years war (UK and France fought over who should own Quebec basically) had shown and interest in mapping out the southern hemisphere.

Mostly to get a good view of a solar eclipse so he could map out the true circumference of the earth. (He has also known for being poor with social stuff and incapable of keeping secrets, quite possibly autism).

And the british saw this as an opportunity:
Let him map out the "Unknown continent" south of indonesia that they knew about but never bothered to check on, get some information on the nature of the earth and perhaps gain a new colony in the process.

Now this was all fine and dandy more or less, cook found australia, sailed into cook's landing and sydney harbor, Banks his biologist found a buncha stuff and they revisited a few times.

There was one issue:
The british couldn't colonize anywhere "inhabited", and there was a population living here.

The australian aboriginals, usually seen today begging outside a petrol station.

Cook declared "Terra Nullius" that Australia was uninhabited and listed the Australian aboriginals as "Native Fauna", legally and biologically animals.

And then colonization started with the convict fleets.

Britains economy was fucked, fucked economy produces crime, crime means overflowing prisons.
So they sent all the criminals to australia.

There were a few runaways, except the continent is basically uninhabitable so they either returned or died quicksmart.

@Chancellor So what you're saying is that we need to send our convicts to the middle east to colonize it

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Australian_states_history_07.gif

Early state borders arose, each semi independent colonies, and with their own immigration, trade and governors (This included new zealand at the time).

Yes, but you also have to declare the arabs non human and hand out hunting permits to kill them as pests.

@Chancellor Already done in the US. 9/11 never forget brah

Bringing us to the next part:
Near complete extermination of the australian aboriginals.

They were "vermin and pests" in our property, hunting permits were given, they were slaughtered and broken. Australia was the white man's land.

Over time the states moved towards federation (Except new zealand the sheep fucking communists they are) and on January the first 1900 Australia was born! To a rousing "Okay, that's cool i guess" from the international community.