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2017-02-05 08:21:20 UTC [Anticom #general]  

He's right though.
Strength and absolutism cause the Social justice types to melt.

2017-02-07 08:02:23 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Why is it good?

2017-02-10 04:31:48 UTC [Anticom #general]  

American police are scary.

2017-02-10 04:36:04 UTC [Anticom #general]  

They usually are.

Composed mostly of numales, social rejects and a few attractive women who never saw the truth of the world.

2017-02-10 04:39:21 UTC [Anticom #general]  

They are the weak.
They crave marxism because in a meritocracy they are crushed as inferior, because they are.

They want communism because capitalism rejects them for their worth as a human being, they want anarchy because they are afraid of the state but they also crave the state to coddle them.


Broken children.

2017-02-10 04:40:56 UTC [Anticom #general]  

They are the political equivalent of a 6 year old crying because they're too tired to accept being sent to bed.

2017-02-10 04:44:14 UTC [Anticom #general]  

They need to drink their milk.

2017-02-10 04:50:09 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Unpleasant.

2017-02-10 04:51:12 UTC [Anticom #general]  

>Caltrops

2017-02-10 04:53:11 UTC [Anticom #general]  

The anti science stuff is called the Decolonization movement.

It's getting scarily popular in South Africa.

2017-02-10 04:54:22 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Why are you guys looking into goofy hazmat suits?

2017-02-10 04:55:56 UTC [Anticom #general]  

I know a few, one is the shittest ancom I have ever encountered.
Another is a klepto who lives in a criminal sharehouse.
The third is a cunt.

2017-02-10 04:57:43 UTC [Anticom #general]  

I'd probably dox/report her.
There's hard drugs, convcited felons moving in and out every day and it's in an otherwise nice suburban neighbourhood.

But it'd really inconvenience a good friend I have, he has nowhere else to stay right now.

2017-02-10 05:00:20 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Kek

2017-02-10 05:03:30 UTC [Anticom #general]  

To be fair Anonymous was a primarily leftwing movement arising from 4Chan.

We all saw how that went tho.

2017-02-10 05:04:55 UTC [Anticom #general]  

White man's burden to lead, each other raise to succeed.

2017-02-10 05:05:36 UTC [Anticom #general]  

The left has taken up the old colonial aspect of "White people just need to help all other races to succeed and lift them up to our way of life"
They're just doing it with welfare instead of genocide.

2017-02-10 05:06:37 UTC [Anticom #general]  

No, I get it.
He did it on purpose, he knew it'd piss us off.

2017-02-10 05:08:10 UTC [Anticom #general]  

It's an old instinct.
We've always done it, in truth Indochina and German africa never actually turned a profit, they were entirely to "Help the poor disadvantaged non white people"

2017-02-10 05:08:57 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Kindness is a strength, but it must be counterbalanced with reason.

2017-02-10 05:10:36 UTC [Anticom #general]  

That's our problem.
We have let our emotions overtake reason.

The ancient seem insane not because they were, but because they had a method, ways of doing things, core principles which we have forgotten.

2017-02-10 05:12:35 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA To return to tribes, to just be animals should never be our goal. But we cannot forget our base nature or else it will overtake us.

2017-02-10 05:13:41 UTC [Anticom #general]  

A true reactionary does not want the past back. They simply think that we chose the wrong future.

2017-02-10 05:14:57 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Odalist Refrain Would you chose to live in the 50s as they were or a world with all of our modern luxuries and blessings with the opportunities and culture of such a time?

2017-02-10 05:16:55 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Iamawesom Lose weight, up testosterone. Anything else is a lie or genetics.

2017-02-10 05:18:01 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Sorry.

2017-02-10 05:18:45 UTC [Anticom #general]  

If the doctors says "Nah, you're fine, just barely within healthy ranges" you can do certain diet/lifestyle stuff to lower or raise it temporarily.

2017-02-10 05:18:54 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Too much can also cause dick small and weakness issues.

2017-02-10 05:20:28 UTC [Anticom #general]  

I don't seem to be allowed to join??

2017-02-10 05:21:04 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Understood.

2017-02-10 05:22:39 UTC [Anticom #general]  

What side is the CIA on in this anyway?

2017-02-10 05:22:52 UTC [Anticom #general]  

They've historically been against communism as much as a government agent really can be.

2017-02-10 05:23:12 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Including the elements of the FBI that investigated Hillary?

2017-02-10 05:23:24 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Including the NYPD which tried to push pizzagate through.

2017-02-10 05:24:16 UTC [Anticom #general]  

When was the CIA anti-trump?

2017-02-10 05:24:45 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Oh yes.

2017-02-10 05:26:06 UTC [Anticom #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/279483111119519744/HACKERMAN.png

2017-02-10 05:26:44 UTC [Anticom #general]  

We've been them for a while honestly.

2017-02-10 05:28:00 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Can we break general public's sensitivity?

Much of the left's power comes from people being afraid to address right wing sutff.

2017-02-10 05:29:27 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Define "openly fashy"?

2017-02-10 05:29:38 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Can I make Julius Evola and Franco references?

2017-02-10 05:33:01 UTC [Anticom #general]  

NPI and AV?

2017-02-10 05:35:22 UTC [Anticom #general]  

I'm in VoL, a bit more libertarian than fashy all considered.

2017-02-10 05:37:05 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Disgusting.

2017-02-10 05:42:04 UTC [Anticom #general]  

It's 104 by american calculations over here minimum all weekend.

2017-02-10 05:42:30 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Yeh

2017-02-10 05:42:57 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Not at all wrong.

2017-02-10 05:44:21 UTC [Anticom #general]  

We need the attention, the more you ignore us the worse we get.

2017-02-10 05:47:23 UTC [Anticom #general]  

I am so sorry.

2017-02-10 05:47:40 UTC [Anticom #general]  
2017-02-10 05:49:59 UTC [Anticom #general]  

It's nearing 50 degrees.

2017-02-10 05:50:38 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Soldiers are trained for discipline.

2017-02-10 05:50:47 UTC [Anticom #general]  

They'll follow when the narrative changes.

2017-02-10 05:52:06 UTC [Anticom #general]  

White people are least willing to name the jew.

2017-02-10 05:53:09 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Don't start with jews.

2017-02-10 05:53:14 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Never start with jews.

2017-02-10 05:54:09 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Start with muslims and corruption, move into biological diversity and suggest jews once they start asking questions but do it subtly.

2017-02-10 05:55:35 UTC [Anticom #general]  

I dunno, I've always found muslims is the quickest place to go.
Tell a girl "Pakistan has no age of consent, because you'd have to have a cultural idea of consent" and they pretty quickly become anti-immigration.

2017-02-10 05:58:09 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Extra Crispy First 5 or so guys I saw with that hair style were gay as fuck. So now I just associated it with homosexuality.

2017-02-10 06:03:17 UTC [Anticom #general]  

There's hope

2017-02-10 06:05:02 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Odalist Refrain How did this occur?

2017-02-10 06:05:14 UTC [Anticom #general]  

"Man cars is really good, I should tatoo this band's name into my foot"

2017-02-10 06:09:16 UTC [Anticom #general]  

The deeper the ravine, the higher the mountain of it's mirror.

2017-02-10 06:11:06 UTC [Anticom #general]  

How'd you get out of it?

2017-02-10 06:22:41 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@James_Coney - LA HE'S A NATIONAL HERO!

2017-02-10 06:24:12 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA There was a massive backlash to the idea of losing it over here, so I think he did.

2017-02-10 06:26:05 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA No, humour and personality is essential to sex/romance in australia.

2017-02-10 06:26:16 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@James_Coney - LA THAT'S WHY HE'S A HERO!

2017-02-10 06:27:56 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA Like, one of my friends looks like a chick, but he's a funny cunt so he's treated like a supermodel.
Shit like that constantly.

2017-02-10 06:32:27 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA Actually... some of the Americanized girls here do like Americans.

They're almost universally fat, unpleasant and shit in taste though.

2017-02-10 06:35:44 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA That's another thing, our blacks are abos. So I've yet to find a girl who likes anything darker than greek.

2017-02-10 06:37:01 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA Go on then, nothing stopping you.
Well except tight immigration laws.

2017-02-10 06:37:15 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@D3VNT Good luck getting them!

2017-02-10 06:38:23 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA Fuck off we're full.

2017-02-10 06:38:33 UTC [Anticom #general]  

We stopped the boats.

2017-02-10 06:38:51 UTC [Anticom #general]  

We fucking shot down the bloody south east asians, some of them are buddhists.

2017-02-10 06:39:06 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA Even the christian lebs are pushing it if I'm honest.

2017-02-10 06:39:55 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA Come with a few million and I'm sure the liberal government will welcome you.

2017-02-10 06:58:26 UTC [Anticom #general]  

The Bogda meme is more than just a forced meme, it's a meta meme about the over use of -pill suffix being the revealing of information or truth

2017-02-10 06:59:17 UTC [Anticom #general]  

There's some variation to it.

2017-02-10 07:23:03 UTC [Anticom #general]  

The 80 years war was a strange one.

2017-02-10 07:23:55 UTC [Anticom #general]  

They got lost in a swamp in Hungary, thought the enemy was themselves.
Lost them the entire war long term it did.

2017-02-10 07:24:22 UTC [Anticom #general]  

There's one of those in the pacific front of WW2 where the Americans thought they were fighting the japanese on an empty island...

2017-02-10 07:25:15 UTC [Anticom #general]  

THE OTTOMAN JANNISARIES ARE SO GLORIOUS THEY NEED NOT BE ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE!

2017-02-10 07:31:12 UTC [Anticom #general]  

MATRIA MARIA

2017-02-10 07:40:31 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Gab's like the Voat of twitter?

2017-02-10 07:41:53 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Don't even have an account, I rarely even lurk

2017-02-10 07:42:45 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Yeah, basically reddit without censorship.

2017-02-10 07:42:51 UTC [Anticom #general]  

And an obsession with goats.

2017-02-10 07:43:07 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Fokma(Bonjour) Goodnight!

2017-02-10 07:43:42 UTC [Anticom #general]  

It's not even 7 here.

2017-02-10 07:45:00 UTC [Anticom #general]  

You should go to sleep if US, you are throwing off your sleep cycle.

2017-02-10 07:47:08 UTC [Anticom #general]  

You should rise with the sun for the ideal sleep pattern.

2017-02-10 07:47:27 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Sleep by ten, awake around 6 depending on season and availability.

2017-02-10 07:47:57 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Which means turn off technology at around 9.

2017-02-10 07:49:36 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA The huge stick up my ass doesn't know whether to praise work ethic or criticize a mildly unhealthy lifestyle.

2017-02-10 07:53:32 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA Thrown off sleep cycle.
Ideally 8 hours a night and rise before or with the sun, but a night work shift makes this impractical.

Even getting the right amount during the day can have negative effects ie increased neurological degradation, decreased social acuity, lowered muscle and higher fat gain etc.

2017-02-10 07:54:25 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@troe Same.

2017-02-10 08:01:04 UTC [Anticom #general]  

What would you recommend to someone living in a country where self defense is illegal?

2017-02-10 08:01:55 UTC [Anticom #general]  

pepper spray is illegal.

2017-02-10 08:02:09 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Riding bikes in groups more than 4 is illegal.

2017-02-10 08:02:19 UTC [Anticom #general]  

If you are punched, you are not allowed to fight back, legally.

2017-02-10 08:02:38 UTC [Anticom #general]  

If someone breaks into your house, you are again not allowed to hurt them in any way and if they art hurt on your property it is your own fault.

2017-02-10 08:02:58 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Australia.

2017-02-10 08:03:21 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Rules are mostly ignored in the country though.

2017-02-10 08:04:18 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Spray paint is also illegal unless you have a license. And art going to some form of art presentation.

2017-02-10 08:04:28 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Illegal.

2017-02-10 08:04:42 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Danarchy Might actually work.

2017-02-10 08:04:51 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Dog is still probably the best home defense.

2017-02-10 08:05:09 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Worst comes to worst I'll just go to the country and stay with someone who has one of their ancestor's old army rifles.

2017-02-10 08:05:49 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Danarchy No, but if it is used as a weapon or as self defense it is.

2017-02-10 08:06:22 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Guns must be kept, unless being used for hunting or at a shooting range, or for security/police work dissassembled in a safe with ammunition in a seperate safe.

2017-02-10 08:08:06 UTC [Anticom #general]  

I guess.

No harm in getting fit, and I have steel toes.

2017-02-10 08:08:19 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Of course body armour of any form is also illegal, and very hard to get even illegally.

2017-02-10 08:10:59 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA Enough do, sports are a lot more popular here. I've never really been fit enough for people to want to play with me though.

2017-02-10 08:11:26 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Punching sharks is frowned upon.

2017-02-10 08:12:31 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Yeah, I've been making a start.

2017-02-10 08:12:52 UTC [Anticom #general]  

3 years ago I was fat, I'm a skinny cunt now, with some muscle growing.

2017-02-10 08:13:05 UTC [Anticom #general]  

"Empire"

2017-02-10 08:14:35 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@D3VNT
Mate, if I die via shark tooth I'll be happy.

2017-02-10 08:15:35 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Also shark teeth are serated, hard to cut a neck with.

2017-02-10 08:15:59 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Swiss army knife would be better honestly... Except you can't take them into anywhere.

2017-02-10 08:17:13 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA There's gotta be at least one shark that needs to be culled...

2017-02-10 08:17:33 UTC [Anticom #general]  

No.

2017-02-10 08:18:09 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Nah, I have a flat Australian accent with some brit and Irish poping up occasionally.

2017-02-10 08:18:26 UTC [Anticom #general]  

City kid.

2017-02-10 08:19:28 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Honestly, bogan accents are worse than Anglo or American australian accents.

2017-02-10 08:21:58 UTC [Anticom #general]  

8-9

2017-02-10 08:22:31 UTC [Anticom #general]  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUfTaey7NGk

This is Australian culture in it's purest form.
The Germanic ones are Bogans, Mediterranean are wogs.

2017-02-10 08:25:28 UTC [Anticom #general]  

They're fucking amazing.
Insane, constant spouting bullshit, I sweat they have no filter.

2017-02-10 08:27:25 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Man, that mum is fucking retarded.

2017-02-10 08:31:42 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Always more available!
Australian culture, it's uhhh... there I guess.

2017-02-10 08:34:04 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA It's good, avoid Melbourne unless you find Los angeles to be too right wing for your taste.

2017-02-10 08:35:49 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA It has an unironic gay nationalist movement.

2017-02-10 08:36:31 UTC [Anticom #general]  

The actually fully communist party holds not irregular meetings.
They have massive gatherings where they publicly burn the flag.

2017-02-10 08:36:44 UTC [Anticom #general]  

They refer to our national holiday as "Invasion day"

2017-02-10 08:37:14 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Not "gay nationalists" gay seperatism.
They want gay people to secede and start their own nation of gays.

2017-02-10 08:37:24 UTC [Anticom #general]  

They want a rainbow flag melbourne autonamous socialist republic.

2017-02-10 08:37:29 UTC [Anticom #general]  

This is a real thing.

2017-02-10 08:38:41 UTC [Anticom #general]  

It's the cultural equivalent of a nuclear fallout zone.

2017-02-10 08:39:55 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Australia is rather culturally vacuous at anything above very low culture.

2017-02-10 08:40:13 UTC [Anticom #general]  

We have goon bags, skatepark fights, stupid jokes and... everything else is borrowed.

2017-02-10 08:40:29 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Except for the "racist" stuff.

2017-02-10 08:40:36 UTC [Anticom #general]  

EUREKA REBELLION!

2017-02-10 08:41:16 UTC [Anticom #general]  

It's from that time we tried to leave the british empire because the british chinese people in.

2017-02-10 08:42:49 UTC [Anticom #general]  

After destroying the rebellion they proceeded to ban chinese immigration australia wide.

Which eventually became the white australia policy after federation.

Which was thrown out in the late sixties.

2017-02-10 08:44:40 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Alright, I'll give you the rundown from the top? @Tee CA

2017-02-10 08:45:22 UTC [Anticom #general]  

So after the Americans declared independence, the UK was poor as fuck, weak as fuck and scared as fuck, and banned from starting conquering any new places which had "A people living as a nation" in them.

2017-02-10 08:46:14 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Meanwhile CAPTAIN COOK a navigator who had shown great skill in the seven years war (UK and France fought over who should own Quebec basically) had shown and interest in mapping out the southern hemisphere.

2017-02-10 08:47:41 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Mostly to get a good view of a solar eclipse so he could map out the true circumference of the earth. (He has also known for being poor with social stuff and incapable of keeping secrets, quite possibly autism).

2017-02-10 08:48:27 UTC [Anticom #general]  

And the british saw this as an opportunity:
Let him map out the "Unknown continent" south of indonesia that they knew about but never bothered to check on, get some information on the nature of the earth and perhaps gain a new colony in the process.

2017-02-10 08:49:04 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Now this was all fine and dandy more or less, cook found australia, sailed into cook's landing and sydney harbor, Banks his biologist found a buncha stuff and they revisited a few times.

2017-02-10 08:50:00 UTC [Anticom #general]  

There was one issue:
The british couldn't colonize anywhere "inhabited", and there was a population living here.

The australian aboriginals, usually seen today begging outside a petrol station.

2017-02-10 08:50:32 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Cook declared "Terra Nullius" that Australia was uninhabited and listed the Australian aboriginals as "Native Fauna", legally and biologically animals.

2017-02-10 08:50:42 UTC [Anticom #general]  

And then colonization started with the convict fleets.

2017-02-10 08:51:25 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Britains economy was fucked, fucked economy produces crime, crime means overflowing prisons.
So they sent all the criminals to australia.

There were a few runaways, except the continent is basically uninhabitable so they either returned or died quicksmart.

2017-02-10 08:52:28 UTC [Anticom #general]  

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Australian_states_history_07.gif

Early state borders arose, each semi independent colonies, and with their own immigration, trade and governors (This included new zealand at the time).

2017-02-10 08:52:45 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Yes, but you also have to declare the arabs non human and hand out hunting permits to kill them as pests.

2017-02-10 08:53:33 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Bringing us to the next part:
Near complete extermination of the australian aboriginals.

They were "vermin and pests" in our property, hunting permits were given, they were slaughtered and broken. Australia was the white man's land.

2017-02-10 08:54:26 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Over time the states moved towards federation (Except new zealand the sheep fucking communists they are) and on January the first 1900 Australia was born! To a rousing "Okay, that's cool i guess" from the international community.

2017-02-10 08:54:54 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Also there's bush rangers, that doesn't lead into much but it's super important culturally.

2017-02-10 08:55:43 UTC [Anticom #general]  

http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/65367000/jpg/_65367942_kelly_comp464.jpg
This cunt, ned kelly went around in a full armoured bullet proof suit robbing stage coaches.
Also was known to save lives, a folk hero akin to American cowboys.

2017-02-10 08:56:45 UTC [Anticom #general]  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE
And this was the "Unofficial australian anthem" declined for not being official enough in favour of...

2017-02-10 08:57:07 UTC [Anticom #general]  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8tswkr25A0
This shit they made me sing every day in primary school.

2017-02-10 08:57:48 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Over time things began to change.
The gold rush occured when gold was found, Eureka grow into a thriving gold mining town and immigrants european and... otherwise flooded to our beautiful shores.

2017-02-10 08:58:04 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Sydney was, for a time the largest city in the southern hemisphere.

2017-02-10 08:58:52 UTC [Anticom #general]  

And over time this began to breed contempt.

2017-02-10 08:59:04 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Lots of it, massive amounts, Australia is a mining country, once gold now coal.

2017-02-10 08:59:57 UTC [Anticom #general]  

The chinese were hated, coming solely as men, often picking the leftover of other miners and otherwise seeking to scam Australians.

This was generally despised along with some good old fashioned racism.

2017-02-10 09:01:09 UTC [Anticom #general]  

http://www.socialistpartyaustralia.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Eureka-1-650x366.jpg

Leading to the Eureka revolt, where we tried to revolt from british rule so as to stop chinese immigration to our lands.


It failed, of course, but ultimately resulted in the White Australia policy.

2017-02-10 09:01:54 UTC [Anticom #general]  

http://images-2.domain.com.au/2013/08/05/4630830/120813_03_Immigration-620x349.jpg

This, combined with the aboriginal mistreatment took up %90 of my history education in school.

2017-02-10 09:02:22 UTC [Anticom #general]  

It also let my grandparents immigrate here, since they made it easier for white people to come over.

2017-02-10 09:02:33 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Even had a prime minister who said publicly "Two wongs don't make a white"

2017-02-10 09:03:45 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Shitposting is a national tradition, like it's not online.

With the exception of full lefties everyone I know calls their mum a cunt.

2017-02-10 09:04:26 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Sydney harbour bridge, for a while our pride and joy, largest bridge in the world.
Many died in it's construction.

And when it opened a socialist rode up on a horse and illegally cut the ribbon because he felt he was unfairly denied the opening ceremony.

2017-02-10 09:05:13 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@Tee CA Then she's a cunt.

2017-02-10 09:05:43 UTC [Anticom #general]  

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Sydney_Opera_House_Sails.jpg

Also the Sydney opera house.
Built to honour the Australian aboriginal tradition of dreamtime or something via the shells that were once found.

2017-02-10 09:05:53 UTC [Anticom #general]  

I dunno, danish guy built it I think, looks cool.

2017-02-10 09:06:15 UTC [Anticom #general]  

After that...

Repealment of white Australia policy.

2017-02-10 09:06:56 UTC [Anticom #general]  

The Stolen generation.
Where we figured the best way to address income inequality and abuse in the aboriginal communities was to steal their kids and tell them they weren't aboriginal.

2017-02-10 09:07:12 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Oh!

2017-02-10 09:07:15 UTC [Anticom #general]  

How could I forget!

2017-02-10 09:07:17 UTC [Anticom #general]  

The war!

2017-02-10 09:08:04 UTC [Anticom #general]  

We fought as Anzacs under the british empire, a military force of Australian and New Zealand Army Corps.

2017-02-10 09:08:38 UTC [Anticom #general]  

We were known as diggers because of a stupid strategy in which we would dig under the german trenches, plant explosives and kill them via blowing them up from under.

2017-02-10 09:09:40 UTC [Anticom #general]  

http://www.gallipoli.gov.au/images/home/large/AWM7965_nek_painting-L.jpg
And Gallipoli.

Our first military encounter, on the shores of the dardanelles, the British gave us the wrong instructions on where to land.

2017-02-10 09:10:11 UTC [Anticom #general]  

We landed on a hillside in turkey, and were mowed down line after line. Cut down while being told not to retreat.

2017-02-10 09:11:16 UTC [Anticom #general]  

This is our military tradition, to march onwards to certain doom while an inept commander barks conflicting orders at you.
We mourn, there is very little victory in our military tradition, more remembrance.

Lest we forget.

2017-02-10 09:11:36 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Yeah, never saw it coming did they.

2017-02-10 09:11:52 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Bringing us into... Vietnam.

2017-02-10 09:12:22 UTC [Anticom #general]  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY

I've heard a story that the Australian army plays this to every new recruit, I would believe it.

2017-02-10 09:12:58 UTC [Anticom #general]  

We were more suited to forest combat than most, and our section of nam was a bit more peaceful.

Of course the US dropped 10 times the amount of agent orange on us for some dumbfuck reason.

2017-02-10 09:13:41 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Nam ended, we didn't have as much of a hippie movement but it reached here.

2017-02-10 09:14:15 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Some red scare was present, nothing mccarthy level but the Labor party (Union backed socialist party) was under suspicion for most of the cold war.

2017-02-10 09:14:42 UTC [Anticom #general]  

During WW2 we mostly just ruined the Japanese, captured Papua new guinnea then left when asked nicely, letting indonesia move in.

2017-02-10 09:15:25 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Which I guess brings us to the modern day:

Communism has faded, Australia was at peace, Indonesia was easy to ignore, and new zealand was nice enough.

2017-02-10 09:15:53 UTC [Anticom #general]  

And then the 21st century started.

2017-02-10 09:16:17 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Well, you know what happened there, 9/11, islamic terrorism, radicalization of the left.

2017-02-10 09:16:22 UTC [Anticom #general]  

We have a far right candidate.

2017-02-10 09:16:55 UTC [Anticom #general]  

http://www.woroni.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/476594-pauline-hanson.jpg
She's a bit of an idiot, No farage, trump or Le Pen.

2017-02-10 09:17:41 UTC [Anticom #general]  

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/8a3def6e61416cfb2e5b98aad5e64c9f

Here's a picture of her with a Halal Vegemite.

2017-02-10 09:17:51 UTC [Anticom #general]  

FUCK WE LEARNED THAT LESSON

2017-02-10 09:18:22 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Bringing us to the modern political paradigm.

2017-02-10 09:18:27 UTC [Anticom #general]  

5 Prime ministers in 5 years.

2017-02-10 09:19:04 UTC [Anticom #general]  

@THE IRON KENYAN Fuck yeah.

2017-02-10 09:19:30 UTC [Anticom #general]  

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IaIu22H-jSg/UKV8b_zfRvI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/T5RGNLi-MGw/s1600/Rudd-Standard.jpg This guy got voted in but due to our parliamentary system was replaced by gillard by the party when he had %60 approval ratings.

2017-02-10 09:19:47 UTC [Anticom #general]  

And then they kicked her out to put him back in charge just in time to lose the election to...

2017-02-10 09:20:59 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Really though, he wasn't very good.
Stopped the boats... by putting all the refugees into offshore "Processing camps" which are honestly worse than sending them back where they came from.

2017-02-10 09:21:18 UTC [Anticom #general]  

That's another thing.

2017-02-10 09:21:25 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Our refugees come by boats through indonesia.

2017-02-10 09:21:34 UTC [Anticom #general]  

We just left them out their at first.

2017-02-10 09:21:46 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Except they started throwing their fucking kids in the water in the sight of our coastguards.

2017-02-10 09:22:23 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Who throws their kids into an ocean to get into a country?

2017-02-10 09:22:33 UTC [Anticom #general]  

But yeah, he stopped the boats, said a buncha stupid things.

2017-02-10 09:23:16 UTC [Anticom #general]  

No prompting ofr that either...

2017-02-10 09:23:31 UTC [Anticom #general]  

And so he got replaced by...

2017-02-10 09:24:00 UTC [Anticom #general]  
2017-02-10 09:24:25 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Given that he only has the job because the party tolerates him more than any other candidate he never ever does anything without getting fully party support.

2017-02-10 09:24:34 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Sells off our shit to the chinese.

2017-02-10 09:24:44 UTC [Anticom #general]  

He's apparently part jewish, he fucking acts like it.

2017-02-10 09:25:01 UTC [Anticom #general]  

The boats are still stopped, but the lebs keep coming.

2017-02-10 09:25:23 UTC [Anticom #general]  

The chinese are buying up all of our farmland nad property.

2017-02-10 09:25:43 UTC [Anticom #general]  

And now housing prices are reaching the million dollar mark.

2017-02-10 09:25:45 UTC [Anticom #general]  

It's worse.

2017-02-10 09:25:52 UTC [Anticom #general]  

In sydney 1.2 million is a starting home.

2017-02-10 09:25:59 UTC [Anticom #general]  

They don't even sell them or rent them.

2017-02-10 09:26:12 UTC [Anticom #general]  

They buy them up and use someone else buying them up later to gain money.

2017-02-10 09:26:22 UTC [Anticom #general]  

A self perpetuating cycle of housing prices.

2017-02-10 09:26:43 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Yeah, that.

2017-02-10 09:27:03 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Labor might stop the Chinese investors but they're fully in favor of immigrants.

2017-02-10 09:27:25 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Other secondary parties include:
The Greens party which encouraged burning the flag on Australia.

2017-02-10 09:27:42 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Labor Party.

2017-02-10 09:27:46 UTC [Anticom #general]  

They're run by the unions.

2017-02-10 09:28:01 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Liberal is run by big business and off chinese investment.

2017-02-10 09:28:10 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Green is run by borderline communists.

2017-02-10 09:28:33 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Oh, there's also the shooters and fishers party, which wants guns back and more autonomy to the rural environment.

2017-02-10 09:28:58 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Ehhhh.

Our right wing is basically your left wing.

2017-02-10 09:29:06 UTC [Anticom #general]  

Like Turnbull is talking about legalizing gay marriage.

2017-02-10 09:29:26 UTC [Anticom #general]  

The discussion wasn't "Should we legalize it"
It was "Should we have a referendum or just do it without one".

2017-02-10 09:29:45 UTC [Anticom #general]  

We're more nationalistic, and racialistic but also more socialist.

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