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Chancellor 2017-02-05 08:21:20 [Anticom #general]

He's right though.
Strength and absolutism cause the Social justice types to melt.

Chancellor 2017-02-07 08:02:23 [Anticom #general]

Why is it good?

Chancellor 2017-02-10 04:31:48 [Anticom #general]

American police are scary.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 04:36:04 [Anticom #general]

They usually are.

Composed mostly of numales, social rejects and a few attractive women who never saw the truth of the world.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 04:39:21 [Anticom #general]

They are the weak.
They crave marxism because in a meritocracy they are crushed as inferior, because they are.

They want communism because capitalism rejects them for their worth as a human being, they want anarchy because they are afraid of the state but they also crave the state to coddle them.


Broken children.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 04:40:56 [Anticom #general]

They are the political equivalent of a 6 year old crying because they're too tired to accept being sent to bed.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 04:44:14 [Anticom #general]

They need to drink their milk.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 04:50:09 [Anticom #general]

Unpleasant.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 04:51:12 [Anticom #general]

>Caltrops

Chancellor 2017-02-10 04:53:11 [Anticom #general]

The anti science stuff is called the Decolonization movement.

It's getting scarily popular in South Africa.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 04:54:22 [Anticom #general]

Why are you guys looking into goofy hazmat suits?

Chancellor 2017-02-10 04:55:56 [Anticom #general]

I know a few, one is the shittest ancom I have ever encountered.
Another is a klepto who lives in a criminal sharehouse.
The third is a cunt.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 04:57:43 [Anticom #general]

I'd probably dox/report her.
There's hard drugs, convcited felons moving in and out every day and it's in an otherwise nice suburban neighbourhood.

But it'd really inconvenience a good friend I have, he has nowhere else to stay right now.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:00:20 [Anticom #general]

Kek

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:03:30 [Anticom #general]

To be fair Anonymous was a primarily leftwing movement arising from 4Chan.

We all saw how that went tho.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:04:55 [Anticom #general]

White man's burden to lead, each other raise to succeed.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:05:36 [Anticom #general]

The left has taken up the old colonial aspect of "White people just need to help all other races to succeed and lift them up to our way of life"
They're just doing it with welfare instead of genocide.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:06:37 [Anticom #general]

No, I get it.
He did it on purpose, he knew it'd piss us off.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:08:10 [Anticom #general]

It's an old instinct.
We've always done it, in truth Indochina and German africa never actually turned a profit, they were entirely to "Help the poor disadvantaged non white people"

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:08:57 [Anticom #general]

Kindness is a strength, but it must be counterbalanced with reason.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:10:36 [Anticom #general]

That's our problem.
We have let our emotions overtake reason.

The ancient seem insane not because they were, but because they had a method, ways of doing things, core principles which we have forgotten.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:12:35 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA To return to tribes, to just be animals should never be our goal. But we cannot forget our base nature or else it will overtake us.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:13:41 [Anticom #general]

A true reactionary does not want the past back. They simply think that we chose the wrong future.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:14:57 [Anticom #general]

@Odalist Refrain Would you chose to live in the 50s as they were or a world with all of our modern luxuries and blessings with the opportunities and culture of such a time?

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:16:55 [Anticom #general]

@Iamawesom Lose weight, up testosterone. Anything else is a lie or genetics.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:18:01 [Anticom #general]

Sorry.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:18:45 [Anticom #general]

If the doctors says "Nah, you're fine, just barely within healthy ranges" you can do certain diet/lifestyle stuff to lower or raise it temporarily.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:18:54 [Anticom #general]

Too much can also cause dick small and weakness issues.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:20:28 [Anticom #general]

I don't seem to be allowed to join??

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:21:04 [Anticom #general]

Understood.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:22:39 [Anticom #general]

What side is the CIA on in this anyway?

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:22:52 [Anticom #general]

They've historically been against communism as much as a government agent really can be.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:23:12 [Anticom #general]

Including the elements of the FBI that investigated Hillary?

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:23:24 [Anticom #general]

Including the NYPD which tried to push pizzagate through.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:24:16 [Anticom #general]

When was the CIA anti-trump?

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:24:45 [Anticom #general]

Oh yes.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:26:06 [Anticom #general]

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:26:44 [Anticom #general]

We've been them for a while honestly.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:28:00 [Anticom #general]

Can we break general public's sensitivity?

Much of the left's power comes from people being afraid to address right wing sutff.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:29:27 [Anticom #general]

Define "openly fashy"?

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:29:38 [Anticom #general]

Can I make Julius Evola and Franco references?

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:33:01 [Anticom #general]

NPI and AV?

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:35:22 [Anticom #general]

I'm in VoL, a bit more libertarian than fashy all considered.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:37:05 [Anticom #general]

Disgusting.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:42:04 [Anticom #general]

It's 104 by american calculations over here minimum all weekend.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:42:30 [Anticom #general]

Yeh

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:42:57 [Anticom #general]

Not at all wrong.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:44:21 [Anticom #general]

We need the attention, the more you ignore us the worse we get.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:47:23 [Anticom #general]

I am so sorry.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:47:40 [Anticom #general]
Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:49:59 [Anticom #general]

It's nearing 50 degrees.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:50:38 [Anticom #general]

Soldiers are trained for discipline.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:50:47 [Anticom #general]

They'll follow when the narrative changes.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:52:06 [Anticom #general]

White people are least willing to name the jew.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:53:09 [Anticom #general]

Don't start with jews.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:53:14 [Anticom #general]

Never start with jews.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:54:09 [Anticom #general]

Start with muslims and corruption, move into biological diversity and suggest jews once they start asking questions but do it subtly.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:55:35 [Anticom #general]

I dunno, I've always found muslims is the quickest place to go.
Tell a girl "Pakistan has no age of consent, because you'd have to have a cultural idea of consent" and they pretty quickly become anti-immigration.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 05:58:09 [Anticom #general]

@Extra Crispy First 5 or so guys I saw with that hair style were gay as fuck. So now I just associated it with homosexuality.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:03:17 [Anticom #general]

There's hope

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:05:02 [Anticom #general]

@Odalist Refrain How did this occur?

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:05:14 [Anticom #general]

"Man cars is really good, I should tatoo this band's name into my foot"

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:09:16 [Anticom #general]

The deeper the ravine, the higher the mountain of it's mirror.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:11:06 [Anticom #general]

How'd you get out of it?

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:22:41 [Anticom #general]

@James_Coney - LA HE'S A NATIONAL HERO!

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:24:12 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA There was a massive backlash to the idea of losing it over here, so I think he did.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:26:05 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA No, humour and personality is essential to sex/romance in australia.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:26:16 [Anticom #general]

@James_Coney - LA THAT'S WHY HE'S A HERO!

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:27:56 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA Like, one of my friends looks like a chick, but he's a funny cunt so he's treated like a supermodel.
Shit like that constantly.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:32:27 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA Actually... some of the Americanized girls here do like Americans.

They're almost universally fat, unpleasant and shit in taste though.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:35:44 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA That's another thing, our blacks are abos. So I've yet to find a girl who likes anything darker than greek.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:37:01 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA Go on then, nothing stopping you.
Well except tight immigration laws.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:37:15 [Anticom #general]

@D3VNT Good luck getting them!

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:38:23 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA Fuck off we're full.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:38:33 [Anticom #general]

We stopped the boats.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:38:51 [Anticom #general]

We fucking shot down the bloody south east asians, some of them are buddhists.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:39:06 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA Even the christian lebs are pushing it if I'm honest.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:39:55 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA Come with a few million and I'm sure the liberal government will welcome you.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:58:26 [Anticom #general]

The Bogda meme is more than just a forced meme, it's a meta meme about the over use of -pill suffix being the revealing of information or truth

Chancellor 2017-02-10 06:59:17 [Anticom #general]

There's some variation to it.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:23:03 [Anticom #general]

The 80 years war was a strange one.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:23:55 [Anticom #general]

They got lost in a swamp in Hungary, thought the enemy was themselves.
Lost them the entire war long term it did.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:24:22 [Anticom #general]

There's one of those in the pacific front of WW2 where the Americans thought they were fighting the japanese on an empty island...

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:25:15 [Anticom #general]

THE OTTOMAN JANNISARIES ARE SO GLORIOUS THEY NEED NOT BE ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE!

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:31:12 [Anticom #general]

MATRIA MARIA

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:40:31 [Anticom #general]

Gab's like the Voat of twitter?

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:41:53 [Anticom #general]

Don't even have an account, I rarely even lurk

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:42:45 [Anticom #general]

Yeah, basically reddit without censorship.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:42:51 [Anticom #general]

And an obsession with goats.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:43:07 [Anticom #general]

@Fokma(Bonjour) Goodnight!

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:43:42 [Anticom #general]

It's not even 7 here.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:45:00 [Anticom #general]

You should go to sleep if US, you are throwing off your sleep cycle.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:47:08 [Anticom #general]

You should rise with the sun for the ideal sleep pattern.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:47:27 [Anticom #general]

Sleep by ten, awake around 6 depending on season and availability.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:47:57 [Anticom #general]

Which means turn off technology at around 9.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:49:36 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA The huge stick up my ass doesn't know whether to praise work ethic or criticize a mildly unhealthy lifestyle.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:53:32 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA Thrown off sleep cycle.
Ideally 8 hours a night and rise before or with the sun, but a night work shift makes this impractical.

Even getting the right amount during the day can have negative effects ie increased neurological degradation, decreased social acuity, lowered muscle and higher fat gain etc.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 07:54:25 [Anticom #general]

@troe Same.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:01:04 [Anticom #general]

What would you recommend to someone living in a country where self defense is illegal?

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:01:55 [Anticom #general]

pepper spray is illegal.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:02:09 [Anticom #general]

Riding bikes in groups more than 4 is illegal.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:02:19 [Anticom #general]

If you are punched, you are not allowed to fight back, legally.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:02:38 [Anticom #general]

If someone breaks into your house, you are again not allowed to hurt them in any way and if they art hurt on your property it is your own fault.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:02:58 [Anticom #general]

Australia.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:03:21 [Anticom #general]

Rules are mostly ignored in the country though.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:04:18 [Anticom #general]

Spray paint is also illegal unless you have a license. And art going to some form of art presentation.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:04:28 [Anticom #general]

Illegal.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:04:42 [Anticom #general]

@Danarchy Might actually work.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:04:51 [Anticom #general]

Dog is still probably the best home defense.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:05:09 [Anticom #general]

Worst comes to worst I'll just go to the country and stay with someone who has one of their ancestor's old army rifles.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:05:49 [Anticom #general]

@Danarchy No, but if it is used as a weapon or as self defense it is.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:06:22 [Anticom #general]

Guns must be kept, unless being used for hunting or at a shooting range, or for security/police work dissassembled in a safe with ammunition in a seperate safe.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:08:06 [Anticom #general]

I guess.

No harm in getting fit, and I have steel toes.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:08:19 [Anticom #general]

Of course body armour of any form is also illegal, and very hard to get even illegally.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:10:59 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA Enough do, sports are a lot more popular here. I've never really been fit enough for people to want to play with me though.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:11:26 [Anticom #general]

Punching sharks is frowned upon.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:12:31 [Anticom #general]

Yeah, I've been making a start.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:12:52 [Anticom #general]

3 years ago I was fat, I'm a skinny cunt now, with some muscle growing.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:13:05 [Anticom #general]

"Empire"

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:14:35 [Anticom #general]

@D3VNT
Mate, if I die via shark tooth I'll be happy.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:15:35 [Anticom #general]

Also shark teeth are serated, hard to cut a neck with.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:15:59 [Anticom #general]

Swiss army knife would be better honestly... Except you can't take them into anywhere.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:17:13 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA There's gotta be at least one shark that needs to be culled...

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:17:33 [Anticom #general]

No.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:18:09 [Anticom #general]

Nah, I have a flat Australian accent with some brit and Irish poping up occasionally.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:18:26 [Anticom #general]

City kid.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:19:28 [Anticom #general]

Honestly, bogan accents are worse than Anglo or American australian accents.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:21:58 [Anticom #general]

8-9

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:22:31 [Anticom #general]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUfTaey7NGk

This is Australian culture in it's purest form.
The Germanic ones are Bogans, Mediterranean are wogs.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:25:28 [Anticom #general]

They're fucking amazing.
Insane, constant spouting bullshit, I sweat they have no filter.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:27:25 [Anticom #general]

Man, that mum is fucking retarded.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:31:42 [Anticom #general]

Always more available!
Australian culture, it's uhhh... there I guess.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:34:04 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA It's good, avoid Melbourne unless you find Los angeles to be too right wing for your taste.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:35:49 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA It has an unironic gay nationalist movement.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:36:31 [Anticom #general]

The actually fully communist party holds not irregular meetings.
They have massive gatherings where they publicly burn the flag.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:36:44 [Anticom #general]

They refer to our national holiday as "Invasion day"

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:37:14 [Anticom #general]

Not "gay nationalists" gay seperatism.
They want gay people to secede and start their own nation of gays.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:37:24 [Anticom #general]

They want a rainbow flag melbourne autonamous socialist republic.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:37:29 [Anticom #general]

This is a real thing.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:38:41 [Anticom #general]

It's the cultural equivalent of a nuclear fallout zone.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:39:55 [Anticom #general]

Australia is rather culturally vacuous at anything above very low culture.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:40:13 [Anticom #general]

We have goon bags, skatepark fights, stupid jokes and... everything else is borrowed.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:40:29 [Anticom #general]

Except for the "racist" stuff.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:40:36 [Anticom #general]

EUREKA REBELLION!

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:41:16 [Anticom #general]

It's from that time we tried to leave the british empire because the british chinese people in.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:42:49 [Anticom #general]

After destroying the rebellion they proceeded to ban chinese immigration australia wide.

Which eventually became the white australia policy after federation.

Which was thrown out in the late sixties.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:44:40 [Anticom #general]

Alright, I'll give you the rundown from the top? @Tee CA

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:45:22 [Anticom #general]

So after the Americans declared independence, the UK was poor as fuck, weak as fuck and scared as fuck, and banned from starting conquering any new places which had "A people living as a nation" in them.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:46:14 [Anticom #general]

Meanwhile CAPTAIN COOK a navigator who had shown great skill in the seven years war (UK and France fought over who should own Quebec basically) had shown and interest in mapping out the southern hemisphere.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:47:41 [Anticom #general]

Mostly to get a good view of a solar eclipse so he could map out the true circumference of the earth. (He has also known for being poor with social stuff and incapable of keeping secrets, quite possibly autism).

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:48:27 [Anticom #general]

And the british saw this as an opportunity:
Let him map out the "Unknown continent" south of indonesia that they knew about but never bothered to check on, get some information on the nature of the earth and perhaps gain a new colony in the process.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:49:04 [Anticom #general]

Now this was all fine and dandy more or less, cook found australia, sailed into cook's landing and sydney harbor, Banks his biologist found a buncha stuff and they revisited a few times.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:50:00 [Anticom #general]

There was one issue:
The british couldn't colonize anywhere "inhabited", and there was a population living here.

The australian aboriginals, usually seen today begging outside a petrol station.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:50:32 [Anticom #general]

Cook declared "Terra Nullius" that Australia was uninhabited and listed the Australian aboriginals as "Native Fauna", legally and biologically animals.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:50:42 [Anticom #general]

And then colonization started with the convict fleets.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:51:25 [Anticom #general]

Britains economy was fucked, fucked economy produces crime, crime means overflowing prisons.
So they sent all the criminals to australia.

There were a few runaways, except the continent is basically uninhabitable so they either returned or died quicksmart.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:52:28 [Anticom #general]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Australian_states_history_07.gif

Early state borders arose, each semi independent colonies, and with their own immigration, trade and governors (This included new zealand at the time).

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:52:45 [Anticom #general]

Yes, but you also have to declare the arabs non human and hand out hunting permits to kill them as pests.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:53:33 [Anticom #general]

Bringing us to the next part:
Near complete extermination of the australian aboriginals.

They were "vermin and pests" in our property, hunting permits were given, they were slaughtered and broken. Australia was the white man's land.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:54:26 [Anticom #general]

Over time the states moved towards federation (Except new zealand the sheep fucking communists they are) and on January the first 1900 Australia was born! To a rousing "Okay, that's cool i guess" from the international community.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:54:54 [Anticom #general]

Also there's bush rangers, that doesn't lead into much but it's super important culturally.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:55:43 [Anticom #general]

http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/65367000/jpg/_65367942_kelly_comp464.jpg
This cunt, ned kelly went around in a full armoured bullet proof suit robbing stage coaches.
Also was known to save lives, a folk hero akin to American cowboys.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:56:45 [Anticom #general]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE
And this was the "Unofficial australian anthem" declined for not being official enough in favour of...

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:57:07 [Anticom #general]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8tswkr25A0
This shit they made me sing every day in primary school.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:57:48 [Anticom #general]

Over time things began to change.
The gold rush occured when gold was found, Eureka grow into a thriving gold mining town and immigrants european and... otherwise flooded to our beautiful shores.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:58:04 [Anticom #general]

Sydney was, for a time the largest city in the southern hemisphere.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:58:52 [Anticom #general]

And over time this began to breed contempt.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:59:04 [Anticom #general]

Lots of it, massive amounts, Australia is a mining country, once gold now coal.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 08:59:57 [Anticom #general]

The chinese were hated, coming solely as men, often picking the leftover of other miners and otherwise seeking to scam Australians.

This was generally despised along with some good old fashioned racism.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:01:09 [Anticom #general]

http://www.socialistpartyaustralia.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Eureka-1-650x366.jpg

Leading to the Eureka revolt, where we tried to revolt from british rule so as to stop chinese immigration to our lands.


It failed, of course, but ultimately resulted in the White Australia policy.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:01:54 [Anticom #general]

http://images-2.domain.com.au/2013/08/05/4630830/120813_03_Immigration-620x349.jpg

This, combined with the aboriginal mistreatment took up %90 of my history education in school.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:02:22 [Anticom #general]

It also let my grandparents immigrate here, since they made it easier for white people to come over.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:02:33 [Anticom #general]

Even had a prime minister who said publicly "Two wongs don't make a white"

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:03:45 [Anticom #general]

Shitposting is a national tradition, like it's not online.

With the exception of full lefties everyone I know calls their mum a cunt.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:04:26 [Anticom #general]

Sydney harbour bridge, for a while our pride and joy, largest bridge in the world.
Many died in it's construction.

And when it opened a socialist rode up on a horse and illegally cut the ribbon because he felt he was unfairly denied the opening ceremony.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:05:13 [Anticom #general]

@Tee CA Then she's a cunt.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:05:43 [Anticom #general]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Sydney_Opera_House_Sails.jpg

Also the Sydney opera house.
Built to honour the Australian aboriginal tradition of dreamtime or something via the shells that were once found.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:05:53 [Anticom #general]

I dunno, danish guy built it I think, looks cool.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:06:15 [Anticom #general]

After that...

Repealment of white Australia policy.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:06:56 [Anticom #general]

The Stolen generation.
Where we figured the best way to address income inequality and abuse in the aboriginal communities was to steal their kids and tell them they weren't aboriginal.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:07:12 [Anticom #general]

Oh!

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:07:15 [Anticom #general]

How could I forget!

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:07:17 [Anticom #general]

The war!

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:08:04 [Anticom #general]

We fought as Anzacs under the british empire, a military force of Australian and New Zealand Army Corps.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:08:38 [Anticom #general]

We were known as diggers because of a stupid strategy in which we would dig under the german trenches, plant explosives and kill them via blowing them up from under.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:09:40 [Anticom #general]

http://www.gallipoli.gov.au/images/home/large/AWM7965_nek_painting-L.jpg
And Gallipoli.

Our first military encounter, on the shores of the dardanelles, the British gave us the wrong instructions on where to land.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:10:11 [Anticom #general]

We landed on a hillside in turkey, and were mowed down line after line. Cut down while being told not to retreat.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:11:16 [Anticom #general]

This is our military tradition, to march onwards to certain doom while an inept commander barks conflicting orders at you.
We mourn, there is very little victory in our military tradition, more remembrance.

Lest we forget.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:11:36 [Anticom #general]

Yeah, never saw it coming did they.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:11:52 [Anticom #general]

Bringing us into... Vietnam.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:12:22 [Anticom #general]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY

I've heard a story that the Australian army plays this to every new recruit, I would believe it.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:12:58 [Anticom #general]

We were more suited to forest combat than most, and our section of nam was a bit more peaceful.

Of course the US dropped 10 times the amount of agent orange on us for some dumbfuck reason.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:13:41 [Anticom #general]

Nam ended, we didn't have as much of a hippie movement but it reached here.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:14:15 [Anticom #general]

Some red scare was present, nothing mccarthy level but the Labor party (Union backed socialist party) was under suspicion for most of the cold war.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:14:42 [Anticom #general]

During WW2 we mostly just ruined the Japanese, captured Papua new guinnea then left when asked nicely, letting indonesia move in.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:15:25 [Anticom #general]

Which I guess brings us to the modern day:

Communism has faded, Australia was at peace, Indonesia was easy to ignore, and new zealand was nice enough.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:15:53 [Anticom #general]

And then the 21st century started.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:16:17 [Anticom #general]

Well, you know what happened there, 9/11, islamic terrorism, radicalization of the left.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:16:22 [Anticom #general]

We have a far right candidate.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:16:55 [Anticom #general]

http://www.woroni.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/476594-pauline-hanson.jpg
She's a bit of an idiot, No farage, trump or Le Pen.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:17:41 [Anticom #general]

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/8a3def6e61416cfb2e5b98aad5e64c9f

Here's a picture of her with a Halal Vegemite.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:17:51 [Anticom #general]

FUCK WE LEARNED THAT LESSON

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:18:22 [Anticom #general]

Bringing us to the modern political paradigm.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:18:27 [Anticom #general]

5 Prime ministers in 5 years.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:19:04 [Anticom #general]

@THE IRON KENYAN Fuck yeah.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:19:30 [Anticom #general]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IaIu22H-jSg/UKV8b_zfRvI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/T5RGNLi-MGw/s1600/Rudd-Standard.jpg This guy got voted in but due to our parliamentary system was replaced by gillard by the party when he had %60 approval ratings.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:19:47 [Anticom #general]

And then they kicked her out to put him back in charge just in time to lose the election to...

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:20:59 [Anticom #general]

Really though, he wasn't very good.
Stopped the boats... by putting all the refugees into offshore "Processing camps" which are honestly worse than sending them back where they came from.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:21:18 [Anticom #general]

That's another thing.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:21:25 [Anticom #general]

Our refugees come by boats through indonesia.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:21:34 [Anticom #general]

We just left them out their at first.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:21:46 [Anticom #general]

Except they started throwing their fucking kids in the water in the sight of our coastguards.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:22:23 [Anticom #general]

Who throws their kids into an ocean to get into a country?

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:22:33 [Anticom #general]

But yeah, he stopped the boats, said a buncha stupid things.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:23:16 [Anticom #general]

No prompting ofr that either...

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:23:31 [Anticom #general]

And so he got replaced by...

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:24:00 [Anticom #general]
Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:24:25 [Anticom #general]

Given that he only has the job because the party tolerates him more than any other candidate he never ever does anything without getting fully party support.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:24:34 [Anticom #general]

Sells off our shit to the chinese.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:24:44 [Anticom #general]

He's apparently part jewish, he fucking acts like it.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:25:01 [Anticom #general]

The boats are still stopped, but the lebs keep coming.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:25:23 [Anticom #general]

The chinese are buying up all of our farmland nad property.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:25:43 [Anticom #general]

And now housing prices are reaching the million dollar mark.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:25:45 [Anticom #general]

It's worse.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:25:52 [Anticom #general]

In sydney 1.2 million is a starting home.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:25:59 [Anticom #general]

They don't even sell them or rent them.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:26:12 [Anticom #general]

They buy them up and use someone else buying them up later to gain money.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:26:22 [Anticom #general]

A self perpetuating cycle of housing prices.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:26:43 [Anticom #general]

Yeah, that.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:27:03 [Anticom #general]

Labor might stop the Chinese investors but they're fully in favor of immigrants.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:27:25 [Anticom #general]

Other secondary parties include:
The Greens party which encouraged burning the flag on Australia.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:27:42 [Anticom #general]

Labor Party.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:27:46 [Anticom #general]

They're run by the unions.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:28:01 [Anticom #general]

Liberal is run by big business and off chinese investment.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:28:10 [Anticom #general]

Green is run by borderline communists.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:28:33 [Anticom #general]

Oh, there's also the shooters and fishers party, which wants guns back and more autonomy to the rural environment.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:28:58 [Anticom #general]

Ehhhh.

Our right wing is basically your left wing.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:29:06 [Anticom #general]

Like Turnbull is talking about legalizing gay marriage.

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:29:26 [Anticom #general]

The discussion wasn't "Should we legalize it"
It was "Should we have a referendum or just do it without one".

Chancellor 2017-02-10 09:29:45 [Anticom #general]

We're more nationalistic, and racialistic but also more socialist.

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