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2018-08-12 19:43:57 UTC

uuh

2018-08-12 19:43:59 UTC

what?

2018-08-12 19:54:22 UTC

@Zuihou I thought that was a joke, but then I actually looked up the article, what the fuck

2018-08-13 05:19:10 UTC

BSG ost instead, I won't budge on this

2018-08-13 05:29:03 UTC

hwut

2018-08-13 05:31:39 UTC

any mention of OST's just reminds me that MSG5 won best OST 2015 and bloodborne wasn't even nominated

2018-08-13 05:31:43 UTC

and i am still just

2018-08-13 05:31:44 UTC

so salty

2018-08-13 05:33:12 UTC

3 years later, still mad af

2018-08-13 05:39:24 UTC

`video game awards`

2018-08-13 05:40:59 UTC

yeah ik award shows are complete bullshit

2018-08-13 05:41:12 UTC

just that one thing made me upsetti

2018-08-13 05:41:35 UTC

i don't even know what won 2016 or 2017 and don't really care

2018-08-13 05:41:52 UTC

i just wanted bloodborne to get a OST award

2018-08-13 05:42:04 UTC

and it wasn't even fucking nominated

2018-08-13 11:25:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478524396542099456/FB_IMG_1534159433735.jpg

2018-08-13 11:25:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478524411172093984/FB_IMG_1534159427622.jpg

2018-08-13 11:25:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478524497209851905/FB_IMG_1534159390670.jpg

2018-08-13 11:36:48 UTC

Arcade Fire has like 4 good songs

2018-08-13 13:07:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478550190698004500/FB_IMG_1534165607294.jpg

2018-08-13 14:30:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478571163463974912/1512322365923.png

2018-08-13 14:36:22 UTC

Fact

2018-08-13 15:03:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478579480911282176/image.jpg

2018-08-13 15:26:32 UTC

What could possibly go wrong.

2018-08-13 16:11:06 UTC

there's worse ways to die

2018-08-13 16:11:13 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-08-13 16:12:29 UTC

Right, but what if you're watching porn at that time and the monitor survives the fall?

2018-08-13 16:15:06 UTC

not sure why you are concerned if the monitor survives ๐Ÿ˜

2018-08-13 16:15:55 UTC

Cause then whoever finds you will see the porn you were watching and judge you posthumously

2018-08-13 16:26:35 UTC

they would probably be more concerned in your hand around your D, dead with a monitor against your head

2018-08-13 16:28:49 UTC

You know this reminds me...

2018-08-13 16:29:20 UTC

They found a corpse or the remains of one in the ruins of pompeii.... with his hand around his junk

2018-08-13 16:54:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478607263573999626/image.jpg

2018-08-13 16:56:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478607723110334464/image.jpg

2018-08-13 16:57:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478607974009536513/image.jpg

2018-08-13 16:58:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478608322073985025/image.jpg

2018-08-13 17:04:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478609686921478169/image.jpg

2018-08-13 17:53:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478622023132774401/FB_IMG_1534182660640.jpg

2018-08-13 17:55:18 UTC

Not if they wipe them off. Google seems hellbent on ensuring they are viewed in a good light

2018-08-13 18:31:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478631798356836362/Image_3033.png

2018-08-13 18:59:14 UTC

well played.

2018-08-14 03:25:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478766145193902080/image-1.jpg

2018-08-14 04:18:08 UTC

The new Doom looks better than the 2016 one

2018-08-14 04:18:24 UTC

It's gonna be great boys

2018-08-14 04:21:40 UTC

The "mortally challenged" bit had me laughing so stupidly

2018-08-14 04:25:13 UTC

It ssounds like a monthy python skit

2018-08-14 04:29:16 UTC

I'm glad that Id Software still has the balls and sense of humour they had back in the day.

2018-08-14 04:30:38 UTC

Lets see how they react...

2018-08-14 04:30:49 UTC

Doom marine cares not for such trifles

2018-08-14 04:35:07 UTC

The optional "invaders" mode seems like a neat feature

2018-08-14 04:38:14 UTC

Whats that?

2018-08-14 04:39:50 UTC

If you have internet, you can become a demon and "invade" a friend's game, and vice versa @GingaBomber

2018-08-14 04:40:04 UTC

Hmm fascinating

2018-08-14 04:40:12 UTC

and what do I get for killing my friend?

2018-08-14 04:40:16 UTC

Fun

2018-08-14 04:40:20 UTC

A dead friend

2018-08-14 04:40:24 UTC

Guilt

2018-08-14 04:40:47 UTC

You'll have to carry the burden of loss for the rest of your life

2018-08-14 04:41:49 UTC

I hope they spend more time working with the map making feature. Snapmaps were great and all but there were limits.

2018-08-14 04:44:58 UTC

I agree

2018-08-14 04:45:32 UTC

More features would be fantastic, I really enjoyed playing snapmaps

2018-08-14 05:12:37 UTC

Why not both?

2018-08-14 05:13:48 UTC

George is just trying to keep all the waifus to himself

2018-08-14 05:15:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478793723509997568/whynotbothgirl.jpg

2018-08-14 05:16:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478793916506963968/3936072i.jpeg

2018-08-14 05:38:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478799504531914773/giphy.gif

2018-08-14 11:10:04 UTC

Is that *Mac and Me*?

2018-08-14 15:35:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/478949779985137674/FB_IMG_1534260771392.jpg

2018-08-14 16:23:31 UTC

oof

2018-08-14 17:03:16 UTC

you had me laughing HARD

2018-08-14 17:07:09 UTC

Oh those crazy Russians

2018-08-14 19:26:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479007819237163008/FB_IMG_1534274712507.jpg

2018-08-14 19:28:36 UTC

Like sarah silverman when se said the military would support hollywood

2018-08-14 19:29:03 UTC

:wheeze:

2018-08-14 19:29:51 UTC

there's still people that out of touch with reality?

2018-08-14 19:42:37 UTC

more than you'd think

2018-08-14 20:23:10 UTC

Age of Echo(chambers)

2018-08-14 20:25:24 UTC

That sounds like a threat

2018-08-14 20:25:40 UTC

Also, you have hands...who do you think has the guns? ๐Ÿค”

2018-08-14 20:26:13 UTC

I do not have artillery... yet, I do have a "Friend" in my pocket

2018-08-14 20:32:34 UTC

โ€œPoor, uneducated rednecksโ€... HMM, I WONDER why they donโ€™t support you. Could it be that you are calling them weak, cowardly, poor (insultingly), uneducated, fat. Even using Redneck in a derogatory way to express all rural voters smh

2018-08-14 20:34:29 UTC

I'm not an uneducated redneck but statements like this make me want to stand up for these people. You're not making any friends and pushing more people away with this kind of talk

2018-08-14 20:35:57 UTC

Also, Trump received more minority votes than Romney and McCain. He has 30% approval among that community. Are they also cowardly, out of shape and poor? That's pretty racist

2018-08-14 20:38:04 UTC

i hate talk like that because they are going to force me to actually vote for Trump in 2020

2018-08-14 21:00:52 UTC

^

2018-08-14 21:01:33 UTC

Protest voting is a thing. It's the 'I'll show you' part of the brain they are pecking at.

2018-08-14 21:01:58 UTC

if trump doesn't fuck something up, i'll likely vote for him, so far, it's been going great

2018-08-14 21:02:14 UTC

screw those people honestly

2018-08-14 21:19:47 UTC

It's either Trump or the racist socialists

2018-08-14 21:58:17 UTC

I wouldn't say it's 'going great' there are many problems I have with Trump- namely his overt support for Israel, SA and the American military industrial complex..

2018-08-15 01:59:17 UTC

Problem is, if israel is gone, so is any way of getting any foothold in the ME. Theres alot of hate for the US there.

2018-08-15 02:26:17 UTC

giving the crazy Israelis whatever they want isn't good for anything. and maybe the ME wouldn't hate us so much if we hadn't been bombing the shit out of them for 2 decades. supporting the illegal occupation is not the answer

2018-08-15 02:39:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479116882012799006/image.png

2018-08-15 03:04:10 UTC

And what other option would there be? Id prefer if the US needs to support someone in the ME, its a choice between relligious fanatics and a bunch of nationalists.

2018-08-15 03:04:31 UTC

They still need the support there to clean up the mess years of bombing did.

2018-08-15 03:04:35 UTC

why do we have to support anyone in the ME?

2018-08-15 03:04:48 UTC

why can't america just do america?

2018-08-15 03:04:59 UTC

Last they did, 9/11 happened

2018-08-15 03:05:02 UTC

lol

2018-08-15 03:05:03 UTC

I HAVE THE WEEB SENSES OF A GOD

2018-08-15 03:05:04 UTC

no

2018-08-15 03:05:26 UTC

9/11 was mossad, saudi's and the neocons

2018-08-15 03:05:32 UTC

my gf just linked me to a manga she thought i would like

2018-08-15 03:05:57 UTC

and with no context i accurately determined that the cute girls on the cover were actually traps

2018-08-15 03:06:01 UTC

Anti interventionist is the way to go honestly

2018-08-15 03:06:06 UTC

which was only confirmed with additional googling

2018-08-15 03:06:28 UTC

Harder than detecting landmines in vietnam

2018-08-15 03:06:50 UTC

After learning about anime I became pro-interventionist on Japan.

2018-08-15 03:07:00 UTC

Why didn't we finish what we started?

2018-08-15 03:07:11 UTC

If two nukes made anime

2018-08-15 03:07:18 UTC

Then what would another dozen make?

2018-08-15 03:08:00 UTC

Good point. If I understand the affects of radiation on the human body enough we'd be risking making anime real.

2018-08-15 03:46:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479133759405293569/THOT.png

2018-08-15 04:44:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479148472134533132/deedeedee.png

2018-08-15 04:51:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479149999146663947/brulle.jpg

2018-08-15 11:30:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479250465104855050/1533918622697.jpg

2018-08-15 11:30:25 UTC

I heard this Discord needs more anime

2018-08-15 16:04:15 UTC

You heard wrong

2018-08-15 16:45:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479329853393338388/2018-08-15_12_45_28-IrfanView.png

2018-08-15 16:51:21 UTC

rename to .exe

2018-08-15 16:57:44 UTC

fuck you

2018-08-15 16:58:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479333069070008331/usg03n01n6dz.png

2018-08-15 17:05:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479334779993456660/Dkpt32NX0AYgEK9.jpg

2018-08-15 18:21:53 UTC

it annoys me that those are pictures of neptune

2018-08-15 22:07:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479410776755666956/IMG_20180815_165530_928.png

2018-08-15 22:13:49 UTC

why end it? it seems to me that its more useful to have MORE people want to play your video game

2018-08-15 22:22:27 UTC

Why does NASA want to poke around Planet George?

2018-08-15 23:51:52 UTC

Planet Sheen bouta get probed

2018-08-16 01:24:55 UTC

Deadnaming George isn't nice NASA

2018-08-16 04:09:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479501893929009152/37133150_276895143121230_5907525463206526976_o.png

2018-08-16 07:47:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479556833057701898/Real_Isopod_hours.png

2018-08-16 08:56:41 UTC

@Jewknows the crazy eyes is op

2018-08-16 16:01:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479681124122230788/image.jpg

2018-08-16 16:20:19 UTC

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2018-08-16 16:40:46 UTC

How does kelly manage to always be so right?

2018-08-16 18:26:52 UTC

Lol

2018-08-16 20:56:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479755381774614531/images.png

2018-08-16 21:06:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479757970960285717/20180816224104.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479757972332085248/20180816224849.png

2018-08-16 21:21:16 UTC

Do a trap version

2018-08-17 00:58:53 UTC

Congrats "on" your baby

2018-08-17 01:15:14 UTC

Forever is supposed to be eternal

2018-08-17 01:15:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479820581739429903/download.jpeg

2018-08-17 01:52:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479829968378134540/Ditty_08_16_18_03_36_12.mp4

2018-08-17 01:55:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479830551499505686/FB_IMG_1534470874638.jpg

2018-08-17 01:55:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479830568897347585/FB_IMG_1534470894475.jpg

2018-08-17 01:55:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479830613482799104/FB_IMG_1534470782900.jpg

2018-08-17 04:05:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479863270917013506/DkvPGqrXgAALX3b.jpg

2018-08-17 04:19:12 UTC

i love those

2018-08-17 05:11:12 UTC

Yes

2018-08-17 05:39:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479887064842633217/IMG_20180719_223422.jpg

2018-08-17 05:45:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479888516420206592/20180817074501.png

2018-08-17 05:46:40 UTC

Swedes might appreciate this

2018-08-17 05:46:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/479888826005716992/IMG_20180809_190317.jpg

2018-08-17 05:47:07 UTC

The frame is from IKEA

2018-08-17 06:00:58 UTC

that's a good wood block

2018-08-17 14:20:20 UTC

Thx, the workers we hired to build our "basement" left that outside, and as the kindhearted boi I am I took it in and fed it.

2018-08-18 01:32:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/480187134683119616/image.jpg

2018-08-18 01:36:51 UTC

400. i'm not a martial artist or an alien.

2018-08-18 16:39:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/480415511461625858/image.png

2018-08-18 18:05:19 UTC

lol wut?

2018-08-18 19:39:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/480460784141336587/just_be_yourself.jpg

2018-08-18 22:35:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/480505025202749452/11ezY7b.png

2018-08-19 03:48:09 UTC

ex wife's*

2018-08-19 04:23:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/480592592237625364/Screenshot_20180815-220151_Discord.jpg

2018-08-19 04:37:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/480596132725129217/FB_IMG_1534614219928.jpg

2018-08-19 07:28:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/480639096180572160/image0.png

2018-08-19 07:32:49 UTC

Taxation without representation, right?

2018-08-19 07:45:20 UTC

they could still just have left

2018-08-19 07:45:39 UTC

living there is voluntary, right?

2018-08-19 08:08:04 UTC

I mean they did leave. 1776.

2018-08-19 08:09:54 UTC

but not physically

2018-08-19 08:10:10 UTC

i mean the colonists

2018-08-19 08:11:10 UTC

I see no difference

2018-08-19 08:12:28 UTC

tumblr more like gayblr

2018-08-19 08:12:42 UTC

so if i abolished government that would be the same as leaving?

2018-08-19 08:12:51 UTC

im confused

2018-08-19 08:13:06 UTC

the only reason to abolish government is to have loli agaiN

2018-08-19 08:14:12 UTC

i dont even like loli, but i have to defend the legality of drawings

2018-08-19 08:16:23 UTC

apparently the west is not so different from countries who ban drawings of muhammad

2018-08-19 08:18:55 UTC

what are you a diddleR

2018-08-19 08:26:21 UTC

The American already have the law in place for "if it is a drawing then it is not banned" with few exceptions, hilariously this might mean the Japanese has more regulations in place thank to their porn censorship laws.

2018-08-19 08:37:12 UTC

Japan are kinda prudish in their own sense, no thanks to the americans.

2018-08-19 08:37:48 UTC

Actually though, I like to say they have less tact when it comes to what can and can not be shown in media

2018-08-19 08:38:38 UTC

at least americans don't fuck squid

2018-08-19 08:38:48 UTC

It's all that nuclear radiation

2018-08-19 08:43:33 UTC

I know they have a bizarre adversity to depictions of drug abuse, though the country is also very harsh with their policies on illegal drugs.

2018-08-19 08:46:17 UTC

If people think shadbase"'s shit is bad, they havemt seen what some of japans darkest have to offer

2018-08-19 08:48:43 UTC

I seen it

2018-08-19 08:49:07 UTC

Make me wanna stick to vanilla porn forever

2018-08-19 08:52:17 UTC

Ah ero-guro, a fellow who was one of the pioneers of it is what my profile Icon is based on, & he has made things ranging from children's shows to ecchi to hardcore porn.

2018-08-19 08:57:13 UTC

can confirm they draw some strange shit on those islands

2018-08-19 08:59:52 UTC

He has drawn birds with tits, he is inspired by a lot of western art, including dante's inferno.

2018-08-19 09:00:21 UTC

Birds with tits... what are avian furries called I wonder.

2018-08-19 09:00:44 UTC

Oh lol there was that manga about a disease that turned people into stone.

2018-08-19 09:00:54 UTC

Damn good manga

2018-08-19 09:01:29 UTC

King of thorn I think

2018-08-19 09:01:50 UTC

Basically halfwaythrough manga, bird tits suddenly.

2018-08-19 09:06:15 UTC

It is not very anthropomorphic, it is a giant bird with two faces, a six pack & two bare tits. Here is an an example <http://zombietango.tumblr.com/post/174186149971>

2018-08-19 09:08:21 UTC

put the link between "<>" as to not auto-show the picture if people don't wanna see it here.

2018-08-19 09:11:01 UTC

the thing about japanese porn is that it's fucking censoreD

2018-08-19 09:11:06 UTC

I like to see the detail

2018-08-19 09:13:48 UTC

well if you get to the less official doujinshi side, they do not bother as much with the censorship.

2018-08-19 09:29:49 UTC

idk sounds complicated

2018-08-19 09:50:14 UTC

Not really, you just need to find the right sites this stuff listed under specific tags

2018-08-19 09:59:52 UTC

Doujins ehh

2018-08-19 10:00:30 UTC

Hit and miss really. He is right its all about tags these days. So fucking many artists that there usually something no matter how specific

2018-08-19 10:00:43 UTC

Jesus its like a more descript r34

2018-08-19 11:11:52 UTC

>what are avian furries called I wonder.
Feathery. It's not a very common descriptor and you only see it very rarely, nowhere near as common as scalie that at least has some popularity.

2018-08-19 11:18:44 UTC

propper weeding

2018-08-19 11:21:13 UTC

Who says romance is dead?

2018-08-19 14:33:01 UTC

I bet that was hard to do. Respect.

2018-08-19 15:11:22 UTC

ironically, Goth rave is often shortened to Grave

2018-08-19 16:57:39 UTC

Ah

2018-08-19 18:24:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/480804153099288605/aVl3166W_700w_0.jpg

2018-08-19 18:55:30 UTC

Don't

2018-08-19 19:04:02 UTC

Dnod't

2018-08-19 19:51:50 UTC

Milos dream

2018-08-19 20:29:40 UTC

*Notices unemployment rate* Owo What's this?

2018-08-19 21:17:01 UTC

Swimmers

2018-08-19 21:17:04 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-08-20 06:56:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/480993387332239381/deedeedee.png

2018-08-20 06:59:02 UTC

What emotion is that face suppose to convey

2018-08-20 07:03:02 UTC

An ejaculation of tears of joy.

2018-08-20 07:09:59 UTC

Looks like he got a pole up his ass just when he came but he is also machosist (pain turns him on, maybe it is called something else)

2018-08-20 07:10:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/480997011181535232/tenor_8.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/480997011894829066/image.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/480997011894829067/mona-lisa.jpg

2018-08-20 07:11:23 UTC

R34 mona lisa

2018-08-20 07:11:30 UTC

How far have we come

2018-08-20 07:11:35 UTC

you have your definitions correct, enjoying pain is called masochism

2018-08-20 07:11:37 UTC

Waifu mona lisa

2018-08-20 07:11:44 UTC

Thx

2018-08-20 07:51:34 UTC

Animona Lisa

2018-08-20 10:21:08 UTC

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