#shitposting (Discord ID: 392484867188850691) in Orwell & Goode's Frens, page 5


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2018-01-17 07:50:48 UTC

Jews know how to party

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2018-01-17 12:16:15 UTC

@Whiskey-Vargas confirmed pussy

2018-01-17 12:18:14 UTC

.....

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2018-01-17 12:18:27 UTC

how can you be scared of snow

2018-01-17 12:20:07 UTC

I'm scared to drive in it. I thought it was just going to be a cold day. It surprised me to see everything covered in it. It rarely snows here.

2018-01-17 12:20:23 UTC

I've had snow since december

2018-01-17 12:25:06 UTC

yet again I live in canada

2018-01-17 12:25:13 UTC

This small amount must be laughable to you.

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2018-01-17 12:25:15 UTC

also I want to die

2018-01-17 12:25:33 UTC

that looks like 1-2 inches

2018-01-17 12:26:59 UTC

Probably. The city shuts down when it snows. Lol

2018-01-17 16:56:34 UTC

@Constantine
Your family. Lol

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2018-01-17 17:06:35 UTC

The left can not meme

2018-01-17 17:26:09 UTC

Hey! I think it's funny!

2018-01-17 17:26:54 UTC

@Whiskey-Vargas pretty much

2018-01-17 19:17:56 UTC

let's cool it with the anti-guinea remarks! lmao

2018-01-17 19:22:13 UTC

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2018-01-17 20:31:17 UTC

๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ = ๐Ÿ”ฅ . ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ

2018-01-17 20:40:25 UTC

Good goy

2018-01-17 20:57:25 UTC

โœก

2018-01-17 22:01:08 UTC

Lol

2018-01-17 22:01:11 UTC

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2018-01-17 22:05:02 UTC

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2018-01-17 22:32:50 UTC

Uber gay anime

2018-01-17 22:39:31 UTC

@Trooper weebshit, if you please

2018-01-18 00:45:26 UTC

@Whiskey-Vargas That image is beautiful it isn't a shitpost.

2018-01-18 00:46:21 UTC

What? I didn't say anything on it.

2018-01-18 00:47:55 UTC

Wait.. which image are you talking about?

2018-01-18 02:16:40 UTC

Remember folks if she breaths she's a thot

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2018-01-18 07:49:57 UTC

Broke: Eating tide pods

2018-01-18 07:50:11 UTC

Woke: Eating giant isopods

2018-01-18 16:59:48 UTC

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2018-01-18 18:38:23 UTC

hey man

2018-01-18 18:38:27 UTC

you joke

2018-01-18 18:38:58 UTC

but we turned the nintendo announcement into a night of people taking pictures of themselves in cardboard boxes (or plushes/figures in boxes) for the "soapbox derby"

2018-01-18 18:39:08 UTC

shit was magically hilarious

2018-01-18 20:49:46 UTC

Noice

2018-01-19 03:06:43 UTC

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2018-01-19 08:49:41 UTC

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2018-01-19 12:07:46 UTC

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2018-01-19 12:13:00 UTC

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2018-01-19 19:06:15 UTC

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2018-01-19 19:51:00 UTC

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2018-01-19 19:59:20 UTC

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2018-01-19 19:59:36 UTC

I didn't know Idris Elba's career had tanked

2018-01-19 20:30:34 UTC

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2018-01-19 20:35:43 UTC

lol

2018-01-19 22:38:05 UTC

Behold, Amish + Soy

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2018-01-19 22:41:49 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK

2018-01-19 22:42:51 UTC

Jimmy Neutron all grown up and converted to Islam.

2018-01-19 22:43:10 UTC

It's an abomination whatever it is

2018-01-19 22:45:37 UTC

Not sure if Amish, Jewish, or Muslim convert.

2018-01-19 22:46:17 UTC

There's one thing we're sure of..... this is the product of soy

2018-01-19 23:19:34 UTC

super soyan

2018-01-20 00:04:40 UTC

Cuck face

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2018-01-20 00:21:11 UTC

It's clear they're trying to let alphas know that they're ready willing and able to clean up when they're finished with their wives and girlfriends.

2018-01-20 02:12:30 UTC

You see this

2018-01-20 02:12:33 UTC

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2018-01-20 02:12:41 UTC

anyone know where they come from

2018-01-20 02:12:53 UTC

I wanna find more of these stupid ones and put them together

2018-01-20 02:13:24 UTC

There's a satircal game called gender alchemist.

2018-01-20 02:13:36 UTC

I mean like

2018-01-20 02:13:42 UTC

Nane flag description

2018-01-20 02:14:01 UTC

Well It would probably be a good place to start.

2018-01-20 03:13:57 UTC

Soy.

2018-01-20 03:14:04 UTC

Soya.

2018-01-20 03:17:25 UTC

What?

2018-01-20 03:23:20 UTC

I'm just saying "SOY".

2018-01-20 03:25:15 UTC

Where the hell did you get a giant poster of Reviewbrah? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-01-20 03:26:58 UTC

Stop this at once!

2018-01-21 02:11:05 UTC

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2018-01-21 02:25:26 UTC

B+

2018-01-21 03:57:32 UTC

@tl;dr weebshit

2018-01-21 03:57:42 UTC

sorry

2018-01-21 03:59:49 UTC

Np

2018-01-21 03:59:59 UTC

Just keep it in mind

2018-01-21 04:12:00 UTC

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2018-01-21 04:26:07 UTC

He reminds me of a sack of potatoes.

2018-01-21 04:38:37 UTC

@Trooperwhy you gotta test me?

2018-01-21 04:39:59 UTC

Whoops

2018-01-21 04:41:36 UTC

Fln qt may delete l8r

2018-01-21 04:41:44 UTC

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2018-01-21 04:42:42 UTC

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2018-01-21 04:43:09 UTC

^ I like that a lot actually

2018-01-21 04:45:42 UTC

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2018-01-21 05:58:06 UTC

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2018-01-21 19:30:37 UTC

Respect 100

2018-01-21 19:30:43 UTC

Nah who gives

2018-01-21 22:46:13 UTC

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2018-01-22 00:33:14 UTC

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2018-01-22 04:17:55 UTC

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2018-01-22 04:19:41 UTC

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2018-01-22 04:21:15 UTC

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2018-01-22 04:22:30 UTC

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2018-01-22 04:23:08 UTC

@Valet the Clown I don't get your memes. I think I'm stupid.

2018-01-22 04:25:03 UTC

But I wouldn't survive in Mexico. And I'm a good noodle.

2018-01-22 04:25:59 UTC

Also Constantine, are you uploading tomorrow?

2018-01-22 04:26:23 UTC

Fair enough. You better up the damn taco output and yes. The interviews and a regular video.

2018-01-22 04:28:09 UTC

You don't get tacos anymore remember?

2018-01-22 04:28:40 UTC

I saved your love life, dammit. You owe me.

2018-01-22 04:28:43 UTC

Merric Brady is already trying to send me back on a taco truck.

2018-01-22 04:29:04 UTC

God damn it, you're right.

2018-01-22 05:27:20 UTC

Go with her Constantine all you need is like $30 and boom your set for the week

2018-01-22 05:28:45 UTC

To run a taco truck?

2018-01-22 05:29:34 UTC

To live in Mexico

2018-01-22 05:31:24 UTC

I'm not taking care of this kid. Lol I probably wouldnt survive a week on top of everything.

2018-01-22 05:32:44 UTC

I would be president in less than a month if you took me to that shithole

2018-01-22 05:37:33 UTC

You'd need to learn Spanish, actually be rich, and willing to gain the approval of drug dealers

2018-01-22 05:37:35 UTC

Are you a piece of shit willing to work with cartels and steal from the people? If yes, then you would be a great Mexican president.

2018-01-22 05:38:22 UTC

Good point whiskey I forgot about the thievery

2018-01-22 05:39:18 UTC

I would work with the cartels and CIA in order to seize power. I've been planning this shit since I was 15

2018-01-22 05:40:20 UTC

How do you, a right wing libertarian, plan on joining the CIA?

2018-01-22 05:42:41 UTC

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2018-01-22 05:42:50 UTC

I won't join the CIA, I'll get them to rig the election for me. That combined with cartel backing will be enough. I'll then use my position as president to buy arms from the Americans.

2018-01-22 05:43:15 UTC

And then?

2018-01-22 05:44:19 UTC

I would then use border security to bargain with the United States and get them to agree to overlook my war crimes when I go to war with the cartels

2018-01-22 05:44:32 UTC

lol

2018-01-22 05:44:56 UTC

So... WHY do you have to commit war crimes?

2018-01-22 05:45:09 UTC

You would repeat what is happening?

2018-01-22 05:45:12 UTC

How do you plan on getting the CIA to help or not have the cartels just kill you?

2018-01-22 05:45:22 UTC

Cluster bombs

2018-01-22 05:45:46 UTC

Why are cluster bombs useful against cartels?

2018-01-22 05:46:07 UTC

I can also threaten to let the cartels run roughshot if the US doesn't support my war effort

2018-01-22 05:46:21 UTC

You need to arm the people. Whenever they do, the government takes it away from them.

2018-01-22 05:46:24 UTC

You sound like the president of Turkmenistan, an utter moron in search of power.

2018-01-22 05:47:02 UTC

How about you just run a taco truck?

2018-01-22 05:47:02 UTC

"How do we defeat cartels? What is our brilliant strategy?"

2018-01-22 05:47:10 UTC

"This type of ordinance."

2018-01-22 05:47:20 UTC

"No, I meant, how do you-"

2018-01-22 05:47:25 UTC

The cartels already run wild as it is

2018-01-22 05:47:28 UTC

Lol

2018-01-22 05:47:28 UTC

"This type of ordinance."

2018-01-22 05:47:40 UTC

What a moron.

2018-01-22 05:48:01 UTC

What's your grand plan

2018-01-22 05:48:08 UTC

Sounds like a good way to turn the people against you.

2018-01-22 05:48:18 UTC

I will get THE best generals, believe me.

2018-01-22 05:48:21 UTC

It doesn't matter, your plan is worse than no plan at all.

2018-01-22 05:48:30 UTC

Hitler had excellent generals.

2018-01-22 05:48:32 UTC

Also the cartels run the show not the government

2018-01-22 05:48:39 UTC

It's still in it's preliminary stage

2018-01-22 05:48:49 UTC

@ebowden that he frequently ignored

2018-01-22 05:48:49 UTC

Arm the citizens

2018-01-22 05:48:50 UTC

But you are far worse at this than hitler, so you will still lose.

2018-01-22 05:48:59 UTC

HOW do you get the generals?

2018-01-22 05:49:20 UTC

If you just bomb citizens, they will turn those arms against you.

2018-01-22 05:49:43 UTC

The US backing has its perks.

2018-01-22 05:49:56 UTC

The idea of using cluster bombs on your own people is utterly moronic.

2018-01-22 05:50:12 UTC

You will mostly kill the innocent, and a few cartel members.

2018-01-22 05:50:13 UTC

What a mess

2018-01-22 05:50:28 UTC

So, the US directly lends its generals to people?

2018-01-22 05:50:29 UTC

They'd likely know you intend to take them out and kill you before you take office the only thing you can do is arm the citizens

2018-01-22 05:50:54 UTC

Like I said, preliminary stage. I don't have it fleshed out. I'm not necessarily opposed to civilian militias.

2018-01-22 05:51:15 UTC

People are demoralized and live in fear because they have no protection and the law is not on their side because they're poor.

2018-01-22 05:51:15 UTC

The US has military advisors all over the world

2018-01-22 05:51:32 UTC

Thank god @Constantine is too stupid to succeed in this plan, and will just get himself killed.

2018-01-22 05:51:57 UTC

Also remember the CIA created that problem in the first place I highly doubt they'll assist you

2018-01-22 05:52:08 UTC

^

2018-01-22 05:52:14 UTC

Military advisers can't save you from being a moron who thinks dumping cluster bombs all over your people is a good idea.

2018-01-22 05:52:25 UTC

The CIA is wildly inconsistent

2018-01-22 05:52:52 UTC

You are too stupid to do this even with assistance, and if you try you will simply be cleansed from the gene pool.

2018-01-22 05:53:02 UTC

@Constantine that is the only decent point you've made

2018-01-22 05:53:17 UTC

Ebowden is fired up.

2018-01-22 05:53:29 UTC

I'm calm, but I know stupid when I see it.

2018-01-22 05:53:34 UTC

I'm smarter than the average Mexican

2018-01-22 05:53:36 UTC

And this here is a lot of it.

2018-01-22 05:53:46 UTC

What did you expect?

2018-01-22 05:54:17 UTC

I didn't expect any of this moronic drivel.

2018-01-22 05:54:40 UTC

I don't think you have enough knowledge of the problems of Mexico Constantine.

2018-01-22 05:54:41 UTC

If I were a social darwinist I would be egging you on.

2018-01-22 05:54:48 UTC

I still haven't heard your plan. If you're so smart I'd figure you could outdo me.

2018-01-22 05:54:52 UTC

lol

2018-01-22 05:55:02 UTC

The cartels probably wouldn't even let you free the market

2018-01-22 05:55:09 UTC

Moron, I don't need to provide a plan to know yours is stupid.

2018-01-22 05:55:36 UTC

It's basically a double economic system if you will

2018-01-22 05:55:36 UTC

"I can cure alzheimer's by throwing bricks at the heads of patients!"

2018-01-22 05:55:40 UTC

"That's stupid."

2018-01-22 05:55:53 UTC

"WHAT'S YOUR PLAN THEN!?"

2018-01-22 05:56:06 UTC

"I don't have one, there is no cure for Alzheimer's."

2018-01-22 05:56:12 UTC

Falseequivalency.jpg

2018-01-22 05:56:18 UTC

"HAHAHAHA HE HAS NO PLAN."

2018-01-22 05:56:56 UTC

No, it is logically identical to your proposition.

2018-01-22 05:57:12 UTC

@MerricBrady we're Mexican and telling them how things are from what we know and they ain't listening. Lol

2018-01-22 05:57:26 UTC

Put simply, someone doesn't need to know how to fix something to know that your solution is moronic.

2018-01-22 05:57:31 UTC

At all.

2018-01-22 05:57:55 UTC

Fuck it, just lebensraum Mexico

2018-01-22 05:58:05 UTC

You should be glad I'm not a cruel man and egging you on in order to make sure you are killed by your own stupidity.

2018-01-22 05:59:38 UTC

Did Constantine really mean bombing citizens though?

2018-01-22 06:00:05 UTC

He said he would use cluster bombs, that is bombing citizens.

2018-01-22 06:00:09 UTC

I think it may have been misinterpreted

2018-01-22 06:00:25 UTC
2018-01-22 06:00:33 UTC

No, I interpreted it perfectly. That he is too stupid to realise that it is bombing citizens is irrelevant.

2018-01-22 06:00:50 UTC

Do you know how cluster bombs work?

2018-01-22 06:00:59 UTC

I think you're being too harsh on him

2018-01-22 06:01:10 UTC

I don't.

2018-01-22 06:01:13 UTC

Cluster bombs aren't just for killing civilians, chucklefuck.

2018-01-22 06:01:37 UTC

Neither are automatic grenade launchers.

2018-01-22 06:02:00 UTC

But they are no longer used by US infantry because they DO kill civilians in large numbers.

2018-01-22 06:02:17 UTC

Nothing like as bad as cluster bombs, so their use was curtailed later.

2018-01-22 06:02:37 UTC

@Constantine would the plan be civil war?

2018-01-22 06:02:55 UTC

Are you really so autistic that you think my plan would be just cluster bombs?

2018-01-22 06:03:13 UTC

I'm sure there are other parts.

2018-01-22 06:03:15 UTC

Pinochet it

2018-01-22 06:03:22 UTC

@Whiskey-Vargas not out of the question.

2018-01-22 06:03:28 UTC

But that you wanted to use them is enough to judge your capacity.

2018-01-22 06:04:01 UTC

That stupid people think cluster bombs don't kill enormous numbers of civillians, and are severely un-targeted does not make it so.

2018-01-22 06:04:51 UTC

They are not designed to be precision weapons.

2018-01-22 06:05:19 UTC

No shit they kill a lot of civilians, they're pretty damn effective against vehicles though.

2018-01-22 06:05:20 UTC

It's like saying "NERVE GAS SHELLS AREN'T JUST FOR KILLING CIVILLIANS!!!".

2018-01-22 06:06:04 UTC

Ok, your method of killing your own people also destroys vehicles, civillian and combatant.

2018-01-22 06:06:18 UTC

You're reaching Percius Gold levels of autism

2018-01-22 06:06:25 UTC

This suddenly makes it anything close to a non-stupid idea... why?

2018-01-22 06:06:43 UTC

No, I am just evaluating your propositions.

2018-01-22 06:07:52 UTC

Hey, buddy, check the name of the channel.

2018-01-22 06:08:22 UTC

So, you were only pretending to be retarded?

2018-01-22 06:08:38 UTC

lol, I believe you!

2018-01-22 06:08:50 UTC

Why don't you go back to the beginning of the conversation?

2018-01-22 06:08:51 UTC

You were defending it pretty hard though...

2018-01-22 06:09:09 UTC

Because you got so damn worked up about it

2018-01-22 06:10:05 UTC

I'm perfectly calm, I just rip into stupid propositions.

2018-01-22 06:10:36 UTC

I can't with you guys sometimes. Jesus Christ.

2018-01-22 06:10:39 UTC

The more you double down, the less polite I am.

2018-01-22 06:11:10 UTC

In a channel called <#392484867188850691>

2018-01-22 06:11:50 UTC

Sure. I still don't buy that you were only pretending to be retarded.

2018-01-22 06:12:06 UTC

The whole point of this is to be retarded

2018-01-22 06:12:19 UTC

Not really.

2018-01-22 06:12:30 UTC

@Whiskey Vargas dose have point though @Constantine in order to have a decent plan learn about the situation in Mexico

2018-01-22 06:13:49 UTC

It's one thing to use weapons that indiscriminately kill and maim civillians in another country that you are invading, quite another to use it in your own.

2018-01-22 06:14:12 UTC

@MerricBrady do you really think you could send an American citizen to Mexico in a taco truck. That's stupid.

2018-01-22 06:14:29 UTC

Your desperate defence of it makes it clear that you were not merely pretending to be retarded.

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