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@Whiskey-Vargas confirmed pussy
how can you be scared of snow
I'm scared to drive in it. I thought it was just going to be a cold day. It surprised me to see everything covered in it. It rarely snows here.
I've had snow since december
yet again I live in canada
also I want to die
that looks like 1-2 inches
Probably. The city shuts down when it snows. Lol
The left can not meme
Hey! I think it's funny!
@Whiskey-Vargas pretty much
let's cool it with the anti-guinea remarks! lmao
๐ต๐ธ = ๐ฅ . ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐๐ป ๐ฐ ๐ฐ
Good goy
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Lol
Uber gay anime
@Trooper weebshit, if you please
@Whiskey-Vargas That image is beautiful it isn't a shitpost.
What? I didn't say anything on it.
Wait.. which image are you talking about?
Broke: Eating tide pods
Woke: Eating giant isopods
hey man
you joke
but we turned the nintendo announcement into a night of people taking pictures of themselves in cardboard boxes (or plushes/figures in boxes) for the "soapbox derby"
shit was magically hilarious
Noice
I didn't know Idris Elba's career had tanked
lol
WHAT THE FUCK
Jimmy Neutron all grown up and converted to Islam.
It's an abomination whatever it is
Not sure if Amish, Jewish, or Muslim convert.
There's one thing we're sure of..... this is the product of soy
super soyan
It's clear they're trying to let alphas know that they're ready willing and able to clean up when they're finished with their wives and girlfriends.
You see this
anyone know where they come from
I wanna find more of these stupid ones and put them together
There's a satircal game called gender alchemist.
I mean like
Nane flag description
Well It would probably be a good place to start.
Soy.
Soya.
What?
I'm just saying "SOY".
Where the hell did you get a giant poster of Reviewbrah? ๐๐
Stop this at once!
B+
@tl;dr weebshit
sorry
Np
Just keep it in mind
He reminds me of a sack of potatoes.
@Trooperwhy you gotta test me?
Whoops
Fln qt may delete l8r
^ I like that a lot actually
Respect 100
Nah who gives
@Valet the Clown I don't get your memes. I think I'm stupid.
But I wouldn't survive in Mexico. And I'm a good noodle.
Also Constantine, are you uploading tomorrow?
Fair enough. You better up the damn taco output and yes. The interviews and a regular video.
You don't get tacos anymore remember?
I saved your love life, dammit. You owe me.
Merric Brady is already trying to send me back on a taco truck.
God damn it, you're right.
Go with her Constantine all you need is like $30 and boom your set for the week
To run a taco truck?
To live in Mexico
I'm not taking care of this kid. Lol I probably wouldnt survive a week on top of everything.
I would be president in less than a month if you took me to that shithole
You'd need to learn Spanish, actually be rich, and willing to gain the approval of drug dealers
Are you a piece of shit willing to work with cartels and steal from the people? If yes, then you would be a great Mexican president.
Good point whiskey I forgot about the thievery
I would work with the cartels and CIA in order to seize power. I've been planning this shit since I was 15
How do you, a right wing libertarian, plan on joining the CIA?
I won't join the CIA, I'll get them to rig the election for me. That combined with cartel backing will be enough. I'll then use my position as president to buy arms from the Americans.
And then?
I would then use border security to bargain with the United States and get them to agree to overlook my war crimes when I go to war with the cartels
lol
So... WHY do you have to commit war crimes?
You would repeat what is happening?
How do you plan on getting the CIA to help or not have the cartels just kill you?
Cluster bombs
Why are cluster bombs useful against cartels?
I can also threaten to let the cartels run roughshot if the US doesn't support my war effort
You need to arm the people. Whenever they do, the government takes it away from them.
You sound like the president of Turkmenistan, an utter moron in search of power.
How about you just run a taco truck?
"How do we defeat cartels? What is our brilliant strategy?"
"This type of ordinance."
"No, I meant, how do you-"
The cartels already run wild as it is
Lol
"This type of ordinance."
What a moron.
What's your grand plan
Sounds like a good way to turn the people against you.
I will get THE best generals, believe me.
It doesn't matter, your plan is worse than no plan at all.
Hitler had excellent generals.
Also the cartels run the show not the government
It's still in it's preliminary stage
@ebowden that he frequently ignored
Arm the citizens
But you are far worse at this than hitler, so you will still lose.
HOW do you get the generals?
If you just bomb citizens, they will turn those arms against you.
The US backing has its perks.
The idea of using cluster bombs on your own people is utterly moronic.
You will mostly kill the innocent, and a few cartel members.
What a mess
So, the US directly lends its generals to people?
They'd likely know you intend to take them out and kill you before you take office the only thing you can do is arm the citizens
Like I said, preliminary stage. I don't have it fleshed out. I'm not necessarily opposed to civilian militias.
People are demoralized and live in fear because they have no protection and the law is not on their side because they're poor.
The US has military advisors all over the world
Thank god @Constantine is too stupid to succeed in this plan, and will just get himself killed.
Also remember the CIA created that problem in the first place I highly doubt they'll assist you
^
Military advisers can't save you from being a moron who thinks dumping cluster bombs all over your people is a good idea.
The CIA is wildly inconsistent
You are too stupid to do this even with assistance, and if you try you will simply be cleansed from the gene pool.
@Constantine that is the only decent point you've made
Ebowden is fired up.
I'm calm, but I know stupid when I see it.
I'm smarter than the average Mexican
And this here is a lot of it.
What did you expect?
I didn't expect any of this moronic drivel.
I don't think you have enough knowledge of the problems of Mexico Constantine.
If I were a social darwinist I would be egging you on.
I still haven't heard your plan. If you're so smart I'd figure you could outdo me.
lol
The cartels probably wouldn't even let you free the market
Moron, I don't need to provide a plan to know yours is stupid.
It's basically a double economic system if you will
"I can cure alzheimer's by throwing bricks at the heads of patients!"
"That's stupid."
"WHAT'S YOUR PLAN THEN!?"
"I don't have one, there is no cure for Alzheimer's."
Falseequivalency.jpg
"HAHAHAHA HE HAS NO PLAN."
No, it is logically identical to your proposition.
@MerricBrady we're Mexican and telling them how things are from what we know and they ain't listening. Lol
Put simply, someone doesn't need to know how to fix something to know that your solution is moronic.
At all.
Fuck it, just lebensraum Mexico
You should be glad I'm not a cruel man and egging you on in order to make sure you are killed by your own stupidity.
Did Constantine really mean bombing citizens though?
He said he would use cluster bombs, that is bombing citizens.
I think it may have been misinterpreted
No, I interpreted it perfectly. That he is too stupid to realise that it is bombing citizens is irrelevant.
Do you know how cluster bombs work?
I think you're being too harsh on him
I don't.
Cluster bombs aren't just for killing civilians, chucklefuck.
Neither are automatic grenade launchers.
But they are no longer used by US infantry because they DO kill civilians in large numbers.
Nothing like as bad as cluster bombs, so their use was curtailed later.
@Constantine would the plan be civil war?
Are you really so autistic that you think my plan would be just cluster bombs?
I'm sure there are other parts.
Pinochet it
@Whiskey-Vargas not out of the question.
But that you wanted to use them is enough to judge your capacity.
That stupid people think cluster bombs don't kill enormous numbers of civillians, and are severely un-targeted does not make it so.
They are not designed to be precision weapons.
No shit they kill a lot of civilians, they're pretty damn effective against vehicles though.
It's like saying "NERVE GAS SHELLS AREN'T JUST FOR KILLING CIVILLIANS!!!".
Ok, your method of killing your own people also destroys vehicles, civillian and combatant.
You're reaching Percius Gold levels of autism
This suddenly makes it anything close to a non-stupid idea... why?
No, I am just evaluating your propositions.
Hey, buddy, check the name of the channel.
So, you were only pretending to be retarded?
lol, I believe you!
Why don't you go back to the beginning of the conversation?
You were defending it pretty hard though...
Because you got so damn worked up about it
I'm perfectly calm, I just rip into stupid propositions.
I can't with you guys sometimes. Jesus Christ.
The more you double down, the less polite I am.
In a channel called <#392484867188850691>
Sure. I still don't buy that you were only pretending to be retarded.
The whole point of this is to be retarded
Not really.
@Whiskey Vargas dose have point though @Constantine in order to have a decent plan learn about the situation in Mexico
It's one thing to use weapons that indiscriminately kill and maim civillians in another country that you are invading, quite another to use it in your own.
@MerricBrady do you really think you could send an American citizen to Mexico in a taco truck. That's stupid.
Your desperate defence of it makes it clear that you were not merely pretending to be retarded.
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