Message from @ebowden
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To live in Mexico
I'm not taking care of this kid. Lol I probably wouldnt survive a week on top of everything.
I would be president in less than a month if you took me to that shithole
You'd need to learn Spanish, actually be rich, and willing to gain the approval of drug dealers
Are you a piece of shit willing to work with cartels and steal from the people? If yes, then you would be a great Mexican president.
Good point whiskey I forgot about the thievery
I would work with the cartels and CIA in order to seize power. I've been planning this shit since I was 15
How do you, a right wing libertarian, plan on joining the CIA?
I won't join the CIA, I'll get them to rig the election for me. That combined with cartel backing will be enough. I'll then use my position as president to buy arms from the Americans.
And then?
I would then use border security to bargain with the United States and get them to agree to overlook my war crimes when I go to war with the cartels
lol
So... WHY do you have to commit war crimes?
You would repeat what is happening?
How do you plan on getting the CIA to help or not have the cartels just kill you?
Cluster bombs
Why are cluster bombs useful against cartels?
I can also threaten to let the cartels run roughshot if the US doesn't support my war effort
You need to arm the people. Whenever they do, the government takes it away from them.
How about you just run a taco truck?
"How do we defeat cartels? What is our brilliant strategy?"
"This type of ordinance."
"No, I meant, how do you-"
The cartels already run wild as it is
Lol
"This type of ordinance."
What a moron.
What's your grand plan
Sounds like a good way to turn the people against you.
I will get THE best generals, believe me.
It doesn't matter, your plan is worse than no plan at all.
Hitler had excellent generals.
Also the cartels run the show not the government
It's still in it's preliminary stage
@ebowden that he frequently ignored
Arm the citizens
But you are far worse at this than hitler, so you will still lose.
HOW do you get the generals?
If you just bomb citizens, they will turn those arms against you.