Message from @Mimi

Discord ID: 513407619147497474


2018-11-17 17:35:36 UTC  

This at least looks streamlined

2018-11-17 17:35:36 UTC  

noooooooooo

2018-11-17 17:35:40 UTC  

gdi

2018-11-17 17:35:42 UTC  

Like they put some common fucking sense into it

2018-11-17 17:35:50 UTC  

omfg

2018-11-17 17:35:55 UTC  

this rutned into shitposting

2018-11-17 17:36:00 UTC  

okay, let me do another

2018-11-17 17:36:34 UTC  

One of the best heroes has to be Bouncing Boy

2018-11-17 17:36:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/513407121455579136/unknown.png

2018-11-17 17:36:40 UTC  

The joke is he's a fucking supergenius

2018-11-17 17:36:54 UTC  

he's from the year 3000ish

2018-11-17 17:37:02 UTC  

and most of his usefulness is being on par with like, batman and shit in terms of actual brain skill

2018-11-17 17:37:12 UTC  

His power just happens to be extreme bouncing

2018-11-17 17:37:22 UTC  

bouncing intensifies

2018-11-17 17:37:38 UTC  

nearly invulnerable too I think

2018-11-17 17:38:07 UTC  

lmao

2018-11-17 17:38:15 UTC  

so he's like a bouncy version of the blob?

2018-11-17 17:38:22 UTC  

His power is basically Po from kung fu panda VS Tai Lung

2018-11-17 17:38:31 UTC  

you can't hurt the fat guy who can take any hit

2018-11-17 17:38:35 UTC  

LMAO

2018-11-17 17:38:37 UTC  

...who's also a near-genius.

2018-11-17 17:38:40 UTC  

thatt's amazing

2018-11-17 17:38:52 UTC  

```Born on Earth without any powers, he received his abilities by accidentally drinking a super-plastic formula he believed was soda pop.```

2018-11-17 17:38:54 UTC  

fucking incredible

2018-11-17 17:39:08 UTC  

fuck fat fucks cant stop eating or drinking

2018-11-17 17:39:10 UTC  

you ready to take the cringe factor to 11?

2018-11-17 17:39:29 UTC  

Also, being rubbery, lightning does nothing to him

2018-11-17 17:39:35 UTC  

lmao

2018-11-17 17:39:42 UTC  

So he's zap-proof, nearly indestructible, and has some ridiculous bouncy skills

2018-11-17 17:39:46 UTC  

i wonder if mean words bounce off of him

2018-11-17 17:39:48 UTC  

I'd put him on par with how bullseye throws stuff

2018-11-17 17:39:59 UTC  

terrifying shit honestly

2018-11-17 17:40:23 UTC  

oh and this is somewhat minor, all members of the Legion of Superheroes has a flight ring

2018-11-17 17:40:26 UTC  

so he can also fucking fly

2018-11-17 17:40:49 UTC  

I NEED A FLIGHT RING TOO

2018-11-17 17:41:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/513408270723973150/unknown.png

2018-11-17 17:41:11 UTC  

I have a plastic one at home

2018-11-17 17:41:44 UTC  

I used to be a massive fucking DC nerd, specifically green lantern lore

2018-11-17 17:41:58 UTC  

so I collected just about any ring-related DC thing I could get my fat fingers on, as they actually fit.