Message from @King Canuck

Discord ID: 513407111833583616


2018-11-17 17:35:06 UTC  

must

2018-11-17 17:35:07 UTC  

scroll

2018-11-17 17:35:08 UTC  

off

2018-11-17 17:35:08 UTC  

my

2018-11-17 17:35:10 UTC  

screen

2018-11-17 17:35:10 UTC  

for

2018-11-17 17:35:11 UTC  

the

2018-11-17 17:35:12 UTC  

sake

2018-11-17 17:35:13 UTC  

of

2018-11-17 17:35:13 UTC  

my

2018-11-17 17:35:16 UTC  

eyes

2018-11-17 17:35:36 UTC  

This at least looks streamlined

2018-11-17 17:35:36 UTC  

noooooooooo

2018-11-17 17:35:40 UTC  

gdi

2018-11-17 17:35:42 UTC  

Like they put some common fucking sense into it

2018-11-17 17:35:50 UTC  

omfg

2018-11-17 17:35:55 UTC  

this rutned into shitposting

2018-11-17 17:36:00 UTC  

okay, let me do another

2018-11-17 17:36:34 UTC  

One of the best heroes has to be Bouncing Boy

2018-11-17 17:36:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/513407121455579136/unknown.png

2018-11-17 17:36:40 UTC  

The joke is he's a fucking supergenius

2018-11-17 17:36:54 UTC  

he's from the year 3000ish

2018-11-17 17:37:02 UTC  

and most of his usefulness is being on par with like, batman and shit in terms of actual brain skill

2018-11-17 17:37:12 UTC  

His power just happens to be extreme bouncing

2018-11-17 17:37:22 UTC  

bouncing intensifies

2018-11-17 17:37:38 UTC  

nearly invulnerable too I think

2018-11-17 17:38:07 UTC  

lmao

2018-11-17 17:38:15 UTC  

so he's like a bouncy version of the blob?

2018-11-17 17:38:22 UTC  

His power is basically Po from kung fu panda VS Tai Lung

2018-11-17 17:38:31 UTC  

you can't hurt the fat guy who can take any hit

2018-11-17 17:38:35 UTC  

LMAO

2018-11-17 17:38:37 UTC  

...who's also a near-genius.

2018-11-17 17:38:40 UTC  

thatt's amazing

2018-11-17 17:38:52 UTC  

```Born on Earth without any powers, he received his abilities by accidentally drinking a super-plastic formula he believed was soda pop.```

2018-11-17 17:38:54 UTC  

fucking incredible

2018-11-17 17:39:08 UTC  

fuck fat fucks cant stop eating or drinking

2018-11-17 17:39:10 UTC  

you ready to take the cringe factor to 11?

2018-11-17 17:39:29 UTC  

Also, being rubbery, lightning does nothing to him