Message from @King Canuck
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eyes
now see this outfit isn't as bad https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2016/06/22/22-faith-ongoing-003.w710.h473.2x.jpg
This at least looks streamlined
noooooooooo
gdi
Like they put some common fucking sense into it
omfg
this rutned into shitposting
okay, let me do another
One of the best heroes has to be Bouncing Boy
The joke is he's a fucking supergenius
he's from the year 3000ish
and most of his usefulness is being on par with like, batman and shit in terms of actual brain skill
His power just happens to be extreme bouncing
bouncing intensifies
nearly invulnerable too I think
lmao
so he's like a bouncy version of the blob?
you can't hurt the fat guy who can take any hit
LMAO
...who's also a near-genius.
thatt's amazing
```Born on Earth without any powers, he received his abilities by accidentally drinking a super-plastic formula he believed was soda pop.```
fucking incredible
fuck fat fucks cant stop eating or drinking
you ready to take the cringe factor to 11?
Also, being rubbery, lightning does nothing to him
lmao
So he's zap-proof, nearly indestructible, and has some ridiculous bouncy skills
i wonder if mean words bounce off of him
I'd put him on par with how bullseye throws stuff
terrifying shit honestly
oh and this is somewhat minor, all members of the Legion of Superheroes has a flight ring
so he can also fucking fly
I NEED A FLIGHT RING TOO
I have a plastic one at home