Message from @Undead Mockingbird
Discord ID: 513406929482022975
fucking zephyr
they want to do a movie about her
I get it, you want a fat hero
but man is that unappealing in how they draw her
must
scroll
off
my
screen
for
the
sake
of
my
eyes
now see this outfit isn't as bad https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2016/06/22/22-faith-ongoing-003.w710.h473.2x.jpg
This at least looks streamlined
noooooooooo
gdi
Like they put some common fucking sense into it
this rutned into shitposting
okay, let me do another
One of the best heroes has to be Bouncing Boy
The joke is he's a fucking supergenius
he's from the year 3000ish
and most of his usefulness is being on par with like, batman and shit in terms of actual brain skill
His power just happens to be extreme bouncing
bouncing intensifies
nearly invulnerable too I think
lmao
so he's like a bouncy version of the blob?
His power is basically Po from kung fu panda VS Tai Lung
you can't hurt the fat guy who can take any hit
LMAO
...who's also a near-genius.
thatt's amazing
```Born on Earth without any powers, he received his abilities by accidentally drinking a super-plastic formula he believed was soda pop.```
fucking incredible