Message from @King Canuck
Discord ID: 513408413921837057
you can't hurt the fat guy who can take any hit
LMAO
...who's also a near-genius.
thatt's amazing
```Born on Earth without any powers, he received his abilities by accidentally drinking a super-plastic formula he believed was soda pop.```
fucking incredible
fuck fat fucks cant stop eating or drinking
you ready to take the cringe factor to 11?
Also, being rubbery, lightning does nothing to him
lmao
So he's zap-proof, nearly indestructible, and has some ridiculous bouncy skills
i wonder if mean words bounce off of him
I'd put him on par with how bullseye throws stuff
terrifying shit honestly
oh and this is somewhat minor, all members of the Legion of Superheroes has a flight ring
so he can also fucking fly
I NEED A FLIGHT RING TOO
I have a plastic one at home
so I collected just about any ring-related DC thing I could get my fat fingers on, as they actually fit.
lmao
sweet
i can make those with my soros gold
I have all of these
plus a few duplicates of yellow, green, blue and black
why? Reasons
:|
allso whatever dipshit took this picture flipped the yellow and red ones upside-down
A LEGION OF FLYING JOOS
seems legit
On the oppostie end of it there is this
When the little magical girls transform they become muscle men
"Cant really expect to fight evil with those weak little girly arms can you"
Whenever I hear Ocasio-Cortez' name I get a little giggle.
ocasio → chance