His power is basically Po from kung fu panda VS Tai Lung

you can't hurt the fat guy who can take any hit

LMAO

...who's also a near-genius.

thatt's amazing

```Born on Earth without any powers, he received his abilities by accidentally drinking a super-plastic formula he believed was soda pop.```

fucking incredible

fuck fat fucks cant stop eating or drinking

you ready to take the cringe factor to 11?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=61&v=4nyHPIcbn88

Also, being rubbery, lightning does nothing to him

lmao

So he's zap-proof, nearly indestructible, and has some ridiculous bouncy skills

i wonder if mean words bounce off of him

I'd put him on par with how bullseye throws stuff

terrifying shit honestly

oh and this is somewhat minor, all members of the Legion of Superheroes has a flight ring

so he can also fucking fly

I NEED A FLIGHT RING TOO

I have a plastic one at home

I used to be a massive fucking DC nerd, specifically green lantern lore

so I collected just about any ring-related DC thing I could get my fat fingers on, as they actually fit.

lmao

sweet

i can make those with my soros gold

http://www.actionfigureinsider.com/wpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Batteries0.jpg

I have all of these

plus a few duplicates of yellow, green, blue and black

why? Reasons

:|

allso whatever dipshit took this picture flipped the yellow and red ones upside-down

A LEGION OF FLYING JOOS

seems legit

https://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Victorious+normal+unused+guanaco_c5ad4a_6782660.jpg

On the oppostie end of it there is this

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Girl_Ore

https://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Rejected_87a6ef_6782012.jpg

When the little magical girls transform they become muscle men

"Cant really expect to fight evil with those weak little girly arms can you"

Whenever I hear Ocasio-Cortez' name I get a little giggle.