Message from @Alpaca13

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2019-10-29 20:38:55 UTC  

@farrah far better than whatever dirt and sand meals you cook

2019-10-29 20:39:31 UTC  

SHUT THE FUCK UP SPIC!!!

2019-10-29 20:54:01 UTC  

dune coon dune coon

2019-10-30 19:12:27 UTC  

An empanada is a type of baked or fried turnover consisting of pastry and filling, common in Spain[1], Latin American and Filipino cultures. The name comes from the Spanish verb empanar, and literally translates as "enbreaded", that is, wrapped or coated in bread. They are made by folding dough over a filling, which may consist of meat, cheese, corn, or other ingredients, and then cooking the resulting turnover, either by baking or frying.

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2019-10-30 19:14:44 UTC  

INGREDIENTS

FOR THE DOUGH

4 ounces lard or butter, plus more for brushing tops

1 ½ teaspoons fine sea salt

750 grams all-purpose flour, about 6 cups, more as needed

FOR THE FILLING

1 pound beef chuck, in 1/8-inch dice (or very coarsely ground)

 Salt and pepper

 Lard or olive oil, or a combination, for sautéing

1 cup diced onion

2 ounces diced chorizo

½ pound potatoes, peeled and diced

4 garlic cloves, mashed to a paste

2 teaspoons chopped thyme

2 teaspoons chopped marjoram or 1 teaspoon oregano

1 tablespoon tomato paste

1 tablespoon pimentón dulce or paprika

 Large pinch cayenne

 Beef or chicken broth, as necessary, or use water

½ cup chopped scallions, white and green parts

¼ cup chopped pitted green olives

2 hard-cooked eggs, sliced

2019-10-30 19:16:53 UTC  

Make the dough: Put 2 cups boiling water, 4 ounces lard and 1 1/2 teaspoons salt in large mixing bowl. Stir to melt lard and dissolve salt. Cool to room temperature.

Gradually stir in flour with a wooden spoon until dough comes together. Knead for a minute or two on a floured board, until firm and smooth. Add more flour if sticky. Wrap and refrigerate for 1 hour.

Make the filling: Season chopped beef generously with salt and pepper and set aside for 10 minutes. Melt 3 tablespoons lard in a wide heavy skillet over medium-high heat. Add beef and fry until nicely browned, stirring throughout to keep pieces separate, about 5 minutes.

Turn heat down to medium and add onion and chorizo. Keep turning mixture with a spatula, as if cooking hash, until onion is softened and browned, about 10 minutes. Add potatoes, garlic, thyme and marjoram and stir well to incorporate. (Add a little more fat to pan if mixture seems dry.) Season again with salt and pepper and let mixture fry for 2 more minutes. Stir in tomato paste, pimentón and cayenne, then a cup of broth or water. Turn heat to simmer, stirring well to incorporate any caramelized bits.

Cook for about 10 more minutes, until both meat and potatoes are tender and the sauce just coats them — juicy but not saucy is what you want. Taste and adjust seasoning for full flavor (intensity will diminish upon cooling). Stir in scallions and cool to room temperature, then cover and refrigerate until ready to use.

Divide chilled dough into 1-ounce pieces and form into 2-inch diameter balls. Roll each piece into a 4 1/2-inch circle. Lay circles on a baking sheet lightly dusted with flour.

Moisten outer edge of each round with water. Put about 2 tablespoons filling in the center of each round, adding a little chopped green olive and some hard-cooked egg to each. Wrap dough around filling to form empanada, pressing edges together. Fold edge back and finish by pinching little pleats or crimping with a fork.

2019-10-30 19:17:03 UTC  

Heat oven to 375 degrees. Place empanadas on parchment-lined or oiled baking sheet, about 1 inch apart. Brush tops lightly with lard or butter and bake on top shelf of oven until golden, 10 to 15 minutes. Serve warm

2019-10-30 19:19:41 UTC  

I have yet to have a good one. Americans don’t make them right.

2019-11-01 23:50:37 UTC  

Have you guys ever tried pizza with corn's?

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2019-11-02 00:17:33 UTC  

I am wondering if this post above is ban worthy 🤔

2019-11-02 06:19:11 UTC  

For green olives it should be

2019-11-05 06:47:10 UTC  

@Monster what the fuck

2019-11-05 20:17:57 UTC  

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2019-11-05 22:03:43 UTC  

The top right sandwich is making me drool

2019-11-06 12:28:01 UTC  

Is that a chopped up dick of pepperoni, or what kind of sausage is that?

2019-11-08 09:54:31 UTC  

I’ve heard sword fish and shark always have to be prepared a certain way or else it’s dry and not very good. My grocery store was selling fresh black fin shark and my dad and I just pup lemon pepper on it and it was not very good. Many chefs use some kind of mango sauce on shark but I’m not a big fan of mango

2019-11-08 09:57:40 UTC  

If you read the recipe it explains how to cook it properly.
For my recipe, I didn't use swordfish because it's expensive (and IMO the taste will get a lil drowned out with the other ingredients anyway, so it's not even *worth* the price). You can use any white flaky fish as a cheap substitute, like cod or mahi mahi (what I have here)

2019-11-08 09:58:07 UTC  

IDK about shark though, never tried it before. I don't even know of its legality in the USA.

2019-11-08 10:31:09 UTC  

I’m in the USA

2019-11-08 10:31:21 UTC  

It’s legal if you get it properly

2019-11-08 10:31:41 UTC  

Like anything there’s rules, but if it’s at a market it’s legal

2019-11-08 10:38:37 UTC  

Hello, Mako shark is endangered, but I can buy Mako jerky down the road.

2019-11-08 10:40:09 UTC  

Hello

2019-11-08 10:45:46 UTC  

Wat

2019-11-08 10:45:51 UTC  

Why did I say hello?

2019-11-08 10:46:03 UTC  

Lmfao

2019-11-13 17:00:08 UTC  

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2019-11-13 18:00:11 UTC  

Delicious

2019-11-14 10:30:22 UTC  

Those two pictures are gross

2019-11-14 10:30:40 UTC  

The first because of the green olives

2019-11-14 10:31:01 UTC  

The second because glass bowls are scary!

2019-11-15 12:04:36 UTC  

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2019-11-15 23:49:10 UTC  

The source of power for any Argentinian: The Milanesa

2019-11-24 02:11:03 UTC  

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2019-11-24 02:11:32 UTC  

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2019-11-24 02:11:43 UTC  

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2019-11-24 02:12:04 UTC  

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2019-11-24 16:34:20 UTC  

Part of a complete slavic breakfast

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2019-11-24 17:32:23 UTC  

What is that?

2019-11-24 17:32:42 UTC  

It looks like a sausage casing with pixie stick powder