.magik

Howdy y'all

.magik

Hehehehehhe

I don't know who any of you are but I hope you are ready for my generic brand of autism.

My political ideology is whatever lets me own an artillery cannon without too much trouble.

Hey I didn't notice my color is green. Same color as on the server i admin

Just look up the longest johns if you want actual sea shanties

<:AnnexCrimeaIntensifies:508798610503368727>

If he dies, I'm grabbing the fertilizer.

Apparently he's been arrested but idk

The only sources for it are news and police reports which I don't trust anymore.

Part of a complete slavic breakfast

No links, but are screenshots good?

Sausage

The flash just made the meat look white

Someone said the ems morse code was the authentication signal

Yeah and another said no one showed up but him

I think that guy was full if shit though. His livestream ends before he gets close

I wish i did

And a radio that would reach from where i live to new york is expensive as fuck and wouldn't get here in time.

Same

I should've gotten a baofeng beford they got banned

I also have no money

I have a rifle, a slick plate carrier with IIIA plates, and a chest rig. We goin poor mode now bois.

And walmart electronic earmuffs.

I don't even have a bank account anymore.

Because I got fired on the same day my ex dumped me and a close friend died so depression hit me like a sack of shekels and I exhausted my savings so the bank closed my account.

@Deleted User https://youtu.be/KJw1_QyLs5E

This is the song i was playing in VC

Yeet

The game has tons of goof songs

Good*

Fucking hell if nothing happens from this I'll be pissed

Lunch

I refuse to believe Arizona would join California without first becoming a nuclear wasteland

Just an fyi for anyone that vapes. Hoppes No. 9 gun cleaner tastes like dr pepper

I know from personal experience

That place probably smells horrible

Which one of you was this?

>thinking genetically fucked steppe dwellers are good at anything besides being shoved into gulags or killed en masse in meatwave assault tactics

Okay, Slavtard

Sorry bro, can't hear you over the sound of the berlin wall coming down.

Oof

One of my exes is polish and that bitch was fucking crazy

Poles are a based people

As well as Czechs to an extent

I'm an unapolagetic jap lover

You ever seen what half white half jap kids are like?

Unbridled asian autism mixed with white determination

My grandma is japanese and the only health issues that side of the family has are bad teeth.

If i could find a trap that didn't look more masculine than me, I'd go for it.

But those only exist on the internet

Plus, my balls don't work anyways so I don't even think about having kids anymore.

Pro tip, don't stand in front of a jet while they're turning on the radar.

Yeet

Marin crops

White women don't act like women should anymore.

Ew

NG is filled to the brim with "thank me for my service" type cucks.

Ascended ni🇧 🇧as : is the IRA still recruiting?

The boog may come before you even get to those schools, my guy.

Just do what i do, buy one rifle you don't care about and a good rifle that both function with the same manual of arms, then train like crazy every month with the shitstick.

I thought about joing the ypg or ppg for the kurds until i learned they were commies

0311

Literal grunt fag

Yeet

Although before i was discharged i was on track to becoming 0374

I had an asvab of 85 so my recruiter got pissed at me for picking infantry but i didn't join to be a POG

I took it twice, once in high school, and again when i enlisted.

First time i got a 70 something

I swear they made it easier

Lol, that was the easiest one for me.

Yeeyee

Dependas are the scum of the earth

You're literally posting ass, my guy

And you're a ~~dumb~~ass

This is the way @Tommunist

Easier job, security clearance

Not all infantry are created equally

Not even your mom @Lazia Cus ?

Dornan is a christian and only fucks altar boys

Potato potato

The Catholics rape your sons, the muslims rape your daughters, and the jews rape your bank account.

There are also more teachers than priests though.

The fuck is a newspapaer teacher? Do they just sit in a room saying "yes this newspaper is made of newspaper"?

Ah

Yeeyee

Extra *M O I S T*

Vampire life hacks

That sounds like an emo band

Vaginal Angst

Bye alice, we love you

HA

Keep talking like that and I'll be forced to cuddle you

HAHAHAHAHA

I am become drift king. Destroyer of treads.