Message from @Lazia Cus

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2019-12-10 00:29:06 UTC  

I took it twice, once in high school, and again when i enlisted.

2019-12-10 00:29:21 UTC  

First time i got a 70 something

2019-12-10 00:29:28 UTC  

same

2019-12-10 00:29:31 UTC  

I swear they made it easier

2019-12-10 00:29:40 UTC  

To be a Guard, you need a 90.

2019-12-10 00:30:01 UTC  

I hated the section where you had to "move" the shapes around

2019-12-10 00:30:11 UTC  

Lol, that was the easiest one for me.

2019-12-10 00:30:12 UTC  

Got enough to be a guars but chose infantry

2019-12-10 00:30:19 UTC  

Fuck yeah

2019-12-10 00:30:24 UTC  

You also need top level security clearance, because you are in charge of protecting Embassies, overseas politicians, and officials.

2019-12-10 00:30:24 UTC  

Yeeyee

2019-12-10 00:30:25 UTC  

GG @Sand Rat, you just advanced to level 4!

2019-12-10 00:30:42 UTC  

military guys gfs/wives are funny

2019-12-10 00:30:43 UTC  

Gay af

2019-12-10 00:31:07 UTC  

Dependas are the scum of the earth

2019-12-10 00:31:22 UTC  

Sounds like a shitty job

2019-12-10 00:31:33 UTC  

Remember, it's like a 60% chance your spouse will cheat on you while deployed.

2019-12-10 00:31:42 UTC  

You're literally posting ass, my guy

2019-12-10 00:31:57 UTC  

Im not leaving a spouse behind

2019-12-10 00:32:04 UTC  

So eh

2019-12-10 00:32:07 UTC  

issa covered ass

2019-12-10 00:32:30 UTC  

black people when they see a army wife: 😳

2019-12-10 00:32:33 UTC  

That's why alot of guys find a spouse in the military, 30% of guys in the military are married to women in the military.

2019-12-10 00:32:35 UTC  

And you're a ~~dumb~~ass

2019-12-10 00:32:58 UTC  

Niggers look at any woman who is willing to lower their standards enough for them

2019-12-10 00:33:00 UTC  

Hey anyone have that video with the Catholic at Starbucks and historically proving Jesus to an Athiest

2019-12-10 00:33:05 UTC  

i just joked on my water and it went all over me

2019-12-10 00:33:06 UTC  

I'm gonna stay single, and use my uniform as a pussy magnet

2019-12-10 00:33:08 UTC  

chiked

2019-12-10 00:33:18 UTC  

<:guhh:642457838437793802>

2019-12-10 00:33:22 UTC  

To be a Guard, you can't be married or have dependents.

2019-12-10 00:33:25 UTC  

This is the way @Tommunist

2019-12-10 00:33:32 UTC  

Oh hell yeah

2019-12-10 00:33:41 UTC  

Why would you wanna be a guard

2019-12-10 00:33:49 UTC  
2019-12-10 00:33:53 UTC  

That's what I am trying for, Marine Corps Guard.

2019-12-10 00:33:54 UTC  

.avatar @Tommunist

2019-12-10 00:33:58 UTC  

@Lazia Cus will you shut the fuck up

2019-12-10 00:34:04 UTC  

ew

2019-12-10 00:34:07 UTC  

yeh good luck finding a gf with that diahrea face