I had an asvab of 85 so my recruiter got pissed at me for picking infantry but i didn't join to be a POG

Gotta take another ASVAB, got a 54 on my last one, not high enough.

i got an 83

I took it twice, once in high school, and again when i enlisted.

First time i got a 70 something

same

I swear they made it easier

To be a Guard, you need a 90.

I hated the section where you had to "move" the shapes around

Lol, that was the easiest one for me.

Got enough to be a guars but chose infantry

Fuck yeah

You also need top level security clearance, because you are in charge of protecting Embassies, overseas politicians, and officials.

Yeeyee

GG @Sand Rat, you just advanced to level 4!

military guys gfs/wives are funny

Gay af

Dependas are the scum of the earth

Sounds like a shitty job

Remember, it's like a 60% chance your spouse will cheat on you while deployed.

You're literally posting ass, my guy

Im not leaving a spouse behind

So eh

issa covered ass

black people when they see a army wife: 😳

That's why alot of guys find a spouse in the military, 30% of guys in the military are married to women in the military.

And you're a ~~dumb~~ass

Niggers look at any woman who is willing to lower their standards enough for them

Hey anyone have that video with the Catholic at Starbucks and historically proving Jesus to an Athiest

i just joked on my water and it went all over me

I'm gonna stay single, and use my uniform as a pussy magnet

chiked

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To be a Guard, you can't be married or have dependents.

This is the way @Tommunist

Oh hell yeah

Why would you wanna be a guard

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That's what I am trying for, Marine Corps Guard.

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