Join the syrian army or hezbollah then

Oh, I thought about it when shit started, but I was underage.

Just do what i do, buy one rifle you don't care about and a good rifle that both function with the same manual of arms, then train like crazy every month with the shitstick.

Going over to be a foreign volunteer.

I thought about joing the ypg or ppg for the kurds until i learned they were commies

French foreign legion O_O

What was your MOS rat?

0311

Literal grunt fag

Ah, Regular Infantry.

Yeet

Although before i was discharged i was on track to becoming 0374

For me it was either Security Forces, or Security Guard.

Guard takes ALOT more work and clearance.

I had an asvab of 85 so my recruiter got pissed at me for picking infantry but i didn't join to be a POG

Gotta take another ASVAB, got a 54 on my last one, not high enough.

i got an 83

I took it twice, once in high school, and again when i enlisted.

First time i got a 70 something

same

I swear they made it easier

To be a Guard, you need a 90.

I hated the section where you had to "move" the shapes around

Lol, that was the easiest one for me.

Got enough to be a guars but chose infantry

Fuck yeah

You also need top level security clearance, because you are in charge of protecting Embassies, overseas politicians, and officials.

Yeeyee

GG @Sand Rat, you just advanced to level 4!

military guys gfs/wives are funny

Gay af

Dependas are the scum of the earth

Sounds like a shitty job

Remember, it's like a 60% chance your spouse will cheat on you while deployed.

You're literally posting ass, my guy

Im not leaving a spouse behind

So eh

issa covered ass

black people when they see a army wife: 😳

That's why alot of guys find a spouse in the military, 30% of guys in the military are married to women in the military.

And you're a ~~dumb~~ass