Remember, it's like a 60% chance your spouse will cheat on you while deployed.

You're literally posting ass, my guy

Im not leaving a spouse behind

So eh

issa covered ass

black people when they see a army wife: 😳

That's why alot of guys find a spouse in the military, 30% of guys in the military are married to women in the military.

And you're a ~~dumb~~ass

Niggers look at any woman who is willing to lower their standards enough for them

Hey anyone have that video with the Catholic at Starbucks and historically proving Jesus to an Athiest

i just joked on my water and it went all over me

I'm gonna stay single, and use my uniform as a pussy magnet

chiked

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To be a Guard, you can't be married or have dependents.

This is the way @Tommunist

Oh hell yeah

Why would you wanna be a guard

.av @Tommunist

That's what I am trying for, Marine Corps Guard.

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@Lazia Cus will you shut the fuck up

ew

yeh good luck finding a gf with that diahrea face

stop posting my face pls

Thats a face i wanna sit on

kill yourself nigger

😣 😣 😣 😣

literally diahrea looking

to be fair, my body count is 10, and I'm 18

Easier job, security clearance

anything below a 5/10 doesnt count

Hey tomas. How ya doin?

If you are medium or over, you get the squad

>easier job
>infantry

Tf

Not all infantry are created equally

I am medium

@trainer of the sacred silcoon You spelled my name wrong, and I don't remember who you are