I'm single again

Yay

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When I was in high school I had a 16GB memory card that was somehow compatible with my phone and I was royalty when it came to deciding whose turn it was to play music

What happened @Tommunist

I never had much social interaction when I was in public school, so I can't relate much there. @Maggie The Magpie

Imagine me as the shy socially awkward kid who's only 'friend' was the principle and teachers.

@Deleted User It was mutual, which was good I suppose. But just decided it wasn't a good idea with me going into the Army and all

but hey

I can whore around

I don't think whoring around is the uh, best part.

no, it's not

But I also like that I don't have to answer to someone

At this point my commitment is my country

@Deleted User I was lucky that there were other 'scene kids' and spergs that grouped together

I understand that. @Tommunist

And yeah, toxic people in groups are the most dangerous. @Maggie The Magpie

I am cucked in my life at this very moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrC8UCRhHgg

Hello I am Hal, I need to pee

But the food on my stove is about to boil over brb

This is so sad

Very good dinner

GG @Halindir, you just advanced to level 5!

Just 35 to go

Starting my paperwork with Active Duty Army on Thursday, since the National Guard still technically "owns" me

6 year contract as 11B currently wields a $40k bonus 🤔

Oh, so you aren't going National Guard?

My issue with reserves and part time Guard is you don't get the full benefits or anything like that.

Unless active reserve.

Or, if you get deployed while reserve.

No, not anymore. Civvie jobs and shit make me wanna toss my head through a wall, so I'm going active duty. It's what I've always wanted to do anyways

I'm going to see about getting Airborne in my contract, because paratroopers are badass

Yeah, the only active units are 82nd and 173rd.

And the 173rd Airborne are a small unit based in Italy.

101st are now Air Assault.

Air Assault school is like Airborne school, except you deploy from Helicopters instead of planes.

Also, just getting your Jump wings doesn't make you Airborne, you still got to be lucky enough to be attached to an Airborne unit.

Like, there are Airborne Marines who get wings and do Airborne school.

Civilian jobs are absolute shit