Message from @EmergencyMicrowave

Discord ID: 516062636291522561


2018-11-25 01:27:49 UTC  

don't fuck flatmates? Find curvymates

2018-11-25 01:27:49 UTC  

Sleep tight

2018-11-25 01:27:56 UTC  
2018-11-25 01:28:03 UTC  

do americans not know what a flat is?

2018-11-25 01:28:04 UTC  

i never got to fuck a housemate

2018-11-25 01:28:04 UTC  

@Deleted User I told him dw

2018-11-25 01:28:08 UTC  

@EmergencyMicrowave you can't be that dumb

2018-11-25 01:28:12 UTC  

just tired

2018-11-25 01:28:15 UTC  

MOO MOO MOTHERFUCKER IM MILKING YOU IN AN HOUR AND A HALF BECAUSE.MY JOB IS HELL

2018-11-25 01:28:16 UTC  

@Deleted User apparently not all of us

2018-11-25 01:28:20 UTC  

i bet yanks call them apartmentmates or something

2018-11-25 01:28:23 UTC  

fuckin yanks

2018-11-25 01:28:24 UTC  

smh

2018-11-25 01:28:30 UTC  

apartment

2018-11-25 01:28:31 UTC  

jimToday at 01:26
dating is largely a waste of time when you can literally go online and find someone to have sex with any day of the week

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2018-11-25 01:28:31 UTC  

we call them roomates

2018-11-25 01:28:32 UTC  

Or condos

2018-11-25 01:28:32 UTC  

apartmentfriends

2018-11-25 01:28:37 UTC  

roommates

2018-11-25 01:28:39 UTC  

you wee poof

2018-11-25 01:28:40 UTC  

ah

2018-11-25 01:28:41 UTC  

lol

2018-11-25 01:28:50 UTC  

BUT WE DON'T SHARE A ROOM

2018-11-25 01:28:51 UTC  

ok

2018-11-25 01:28:51 UTC  

amazing

2018-11-25 01:28:51 UTC  

We have things we call flats but they're specific

2018-11-25 01:28:53 UTC  

But ur not in the same room as them are you @soup dad

2018-11-25 01:28:55 UTC  

WE SHARE A FLAT

2018-11-25 01:28:58 UTC  

FLATMATES

2018-11-25 01:29:05 UTC  

Oh

2018-11-25 01:29:06 UTC  

WE SHARE AN APARTMNENT

2018-11-25 01:29:07 UTC  

condomates

2018-11-25 01:29:10 UTC  

hahahaha

2018-11-25 01:29:11 UTC  

condom mates

2018-11-25 01:29:15 UTC  

Wait you had to have sex with a flatmate to understand why thats a bad idea

2018-11-25 01:29:16 UTC  

fucking faggots

2018-11-25 01:29:17 UTC  

Apartmates

2018-11-25 01:29:24 UTC  

but wdym by it ended horrendously?

2018-11-25 01:29:27 UTC  

share a flat house with multiple flat houses above and below

2018-11-25 01:29:30 UTC  

You live with the cunt

2018-11-25 01:29:34 UTC  

ive banged a flatmate