All you can do.

👋

I fucked a flatmate and it ended *horrendously*.

a flatmate?

stfu were saying goodnight to cow

Jesus

care to explain?

GOODNIGHT COW

don't fuck flatmates? Find curvymates

Sleep tight

@Aprosule eyy

do americans not know what a flat is?

i never got to fuck a housemate

@Deleted User I told him dw

@EmergencyMicrowave you can't be that dumb

just tired

MOO MOO MOTHERFUCKER IM MILKING YOU IN AN HOUR AND A HALF BECAUSE.MY JOB IS HELL

@Deleted User apparently not all of us

i bet yanks call them apartmentmates or something

fuckin yanks

smh

apartment

jimToday at 01:26
dating is largely a waste of time when you can literally go online and find someone to have sex with any day of the week

we call them roomates

Or condos

apartmentfriends

roommates

you wee poof

ah

lol

BUT WE DON'T SHARE A ROOM

ok

amazing

We have things we call flats but they're specific

But ur not in the same room as them are you @soup dad

WE SHARE A FLAT

FLATMATES

Oh

WE SHARE AN APARTMNENT

condomates

hahahaha