Message from @EmergencyMicrowave

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2018-11-25 01:24:06 UTC  

i kinda agree

2018-11-25 01:24:15 UTC  

coffee date is a cute thing you do when ur already together

2018-11-25 01:24:15 UTC  

@Dino ehehehehe

2018-11-25 01:24:24 UTC  

p much

2018-11-25 01:24:24 UTC  

but like

2018-11-25 01:24:25 UTC  

Netflix and chill gang

2018-11-25 01:24:30 UTC  

ur no shagging after that

2018-11-25 01:24:39 UTC  

wish i knew that before i took every tinder date i ever got out for coffee

2018-11-25 01:24:39 UTC  

But as a first date? No

2018-11-25 01:24:43 UTC  

and coat says she isnt gay...

2018-11-25 01:24:47 UTC  

I'll take anyone for a coffee

2018-11-25 01:24:56 UTC  

don’t even like coffee

2018-11-25 01:24:58 UTC  

Coffee and a nice chat.

2018-11-25 01:25:01 UTC  

i would say first date is a dinner more than anything idk

2018-11-25 01:25:05 UTC  

@Deleted User Hot chocolate then?

2018-11-25 01:25:07 UTC  

nah

2018-11-25 01:25:11 UTC  
2018-11-25 01:25:14 UTC  

too forward in this day n age

2018-11-25 01:25:21 UTC  

are u asking me on a date @Dino

2018-11-25 01:25:26 UTC  

theres a website where you can buy people coffees online anonymously i think

2018-11-25 01:25:26 UTC  

so what do you suggest?

2018-11-25 01:25:30 UTC  

just get drunk with them and shag

2018-11-25 01:25:34 UTC  

Na mate.

2018-11-25 01:25:35 UTC  

few drinks in a decent bar

2018-11-25 01:25:35 UTC  

Hot chocolate makes me puke, like that picture with the dog projectile vomiting.

2018-11-25 01:25:36 UTC  

romantic

2018-11-25 01:25:38 UTC  

I just want to chat.

2018-11-25 01:25:41 UTC  

ah i agree

2018-11-25 01:25:42 UTC  

No shagging.

2018-11-25 01:25:46 UTC  

hahahaha

2018-11-25 01:25:52 UTC  

the first date is a trip to the gym and you batista bomb your date to assert dominance

2018-11-25 01:25:54 UTC  

@Dino but that's my goal

2018-11-25 01:26:04 UTC  

dont forget the T-pose

2018-11-25 01:26:15 UTC  

Dating sounds like a nightmare. Just shack up with your housemates. dont even need to go outside for that one.

2018-11-25 01:26:20 UTC  

yeah

2018-11-25 01:26:23 UTC  

bc you fuck up

2018-11-25 01:26:25 UTC  

its over

2018-11-25 01:26:26 UTC  

NO

2018-11-25 01:26:29 UTC  

Just pick from the nearest bunch.

2018-11-25 01:26:31 UTC  

DO NOT LISTEN TO TORCH

2018-11-25 01:26:35 UTC  

that sounds like hell