you might have seen trashy but have you seen "wind storm blew neighbor's trampoline into the power lines" trashy

condoms? @Hime-Sama

I'm almost impressed...

Lmfao, I'm pretty sure my mother turned him off having more children after my brother and myself

@Hime-Sama do you want to build bridges with the estranged father or fucking ruin him

https://youtu.be/LHVaYExhvic

@Tewdrig bridges for sure, not his fault my mother is a psycho

then literally fucking anything

He'd probably be jazzed you didn't turn out like her or something

Lol probably. I was going to split with my brother for a nice sweater and get him some fancy mustache wax

Day 25:
We have a full outpost, soon we will have weapons and go to save our friends in the Rebirth Camp

I've never been upset about getting one of those platters of summer sausage and cheese and whatnot

if you're hurting for stocking stuffer type things, that might be a good addition. Don't know if that's tradition outside the US though

There are things like that in Canada. Lots of pop up shops in malls that sell honey or cheese/meat things

Look what I found while browsing 4chan guys

Jerky is a good stocking stuffer

yeah, then just load up on snacks and shit, maybe get him a coffee mug or something so he doesn't feel bad once the food is gone or he might save one of the rolls of meat long past expiration just to have something you gave him

LOL at photo

That photo is something else...

Thanks Tewdrig, I appreciate the help!

I've got a fucking lot of experience with broken homes and broken people, by all means DM me if you ever need advice

There's also a fancy jerky place here that I want to go to with a coworker, get him the spiciest they have. Destroy him from the inside.

I've got most of my shit sorted, it's just hard to know what to get a former military tank driver with an amazing mustache

if you bake make something yourself

@AstroTorch

LOL

If I can get my aunt's spice cake recipe that is a great idea. Bring that and a bottle of wine.

Who has the better hair line. Mossad or mike stuchberry

@Hezbollah Agent

grassed

@Hime-Sama be really fucking careful with the wine if this is your first time seeing them in a while

@Tea ?

Just being funny with what Lance said.

Evenin fellas.

About you

@Tewdrig I saw them last year around Christmas. It's the one time a year I see him, and it's been that way since I was 7 or 8?

Evening Coat.

@coattailsandbowties evenin

I'm the alcoholic of the family that's going to be there, so that bottle will mainly be for me haha