yes

i played dungeons and dragons for 8 hours

not as tiring

we lost a party member this session, i dont know if you want that

they were our healer too

muscle wizard?

thats amazing hahaha

well, i know what my next character will be

Dungeons and Dragons my dude

Ive got a Dex fighter with a super enchanted hammer right now

and a bard on backup for when she eventually dies again

1) figure out what a d20 is

it is the most important die

2) listen to your dm

Yeah, multiclassing is what got our cleric 1 warlock 4 killed

if you want to jump into a difficult class, try warlock

if you want something sortof easier, try cleric or fighter

depends on if you want to support or damage

lol, i want to multiclass my fighter but if i do make a multiclass, itll be a bardbarian

"i would like to rage and vicious mockery... I scream at them"

I do too, but this is the first time getting to level 5. Been playing with the same group for like 5 years, but we either all die to something or lose interest in the current campaign

in the heat of a major battle though, new players always roll a d12

dungeon master

the person running the game basically

do you have any friends into fantasy stuff?

or people you work with who you want to hang out with more?

i've managed to rope most of my coworkers into a sci-fi campaign. Some were saying D&D is gay and the whole 9 yards too, but they are super into it now

get a steam game called Tabletop Simulator

thats what me and mine use

I havent used roll20 much, but tabletop is fun because you can upload maps and create 3d areas

As much as i like IRL sessions, tabletop makes it easier to have games and make maps

plus you dont have to worry about unbalanced die

one of my players brought in a d20 that lights up when you roll a 20. in one session he rolled several 20s in a row, checked the balance later, and got the die banned from use

sadly

early and late

rip soup

your binder shouldnt hurt

you can break your ribs if its too tight

Goth redhead lesbian

Nope

Not optimal goth gf

True, if you're a feet man you're in luck

Oof

Tiddies no one wants to see

Rip

Hahaha

Hahaha that's a solution for sure

Peace man

Any suggestions on what I should get an estranged father for Christmas? LCBO gift card is all I have so far.

I'm almost impressed...

Lmfao, I'm pretty sure my mother turned him off having more children after my brother and myself

@Tewdrig bridges for sure, not his fault my mother is a psycho

Lol probably. I was going to split with my brother for a nice sweater and get him some fancy mustache wax

There are things like that in Canada. Lots of pop up shops in malls that sell honey or cheese/meat things

That photo is something else...

Thanks Tewdrig, I appreciate the help!

There's also a fancy jerky place here that I want to go to with a coworker, get him the spiciest they have. Destroy him from the inside.

I've got most of my shit sorted, it's just hard to know what to get a former military tank driver with an amazing mustache

If I can get my aunt's spice cake recipe that is a great idea. Bring that and a bottle of wine.

@Tewdrig I saw them last year around Christmas. It's the one time a year I see him, and it's been that way since I was 7 or 8?

I'm the alcoholic of the family that's going to be there, so that bottle will mainly be for me haha

If my schedule for work wasn't so tight I would. I work the night of the 23rd and the morning of the 27th. Kitchen work is unforgiving around Christmas

Fair enough, I'll for sure try!

It does for sure

I chose to take a bus to the mall at the worst time... Thank you all for keeping it entertaining

No snow here despite being in canada

Lmao

There's no way Ruger is that young

Apparently people are saying you're 18 @Ruger

Lmao

sneks are good babies

still overpaid

it is good, but like, not worth

cmon andrew, you know its an old game that you can find for less than $10

damn blarg, move out of texas

close enough

lmao

typing and fucking, thats impressive

drunk typing is fun

reminds you how bad you are at spelling

alcohol, tobacco, and sadness, you have it all covered friend

@A Drunk Sailor most people are after service, try to be more special

oh fair

^

the queen doesnt deserve that

kill the queen with some good dickin

a good way to die

@Tea i have been drinking since getting back from the mall, i dont mean to be so cringey

true

canadians seem to be a 50/50 split

true

im from the maple syrup country

drinking syrup and wine as we speak

don't remind me that my pm is a fuck heafd

head

i try not to think about it

ontario

yeah

family is from nova scotia

yarmoth specifically