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Because they're both 80-90 pound pits, ones and old lady who doesn't listen unless you slap her around, and the other is a calm boyo but he's like, fat and sluggish.

I take this nigga to Target and shit and he like, every second I stop to put something in the basket

literally lays down on the floor and almost sleeps

And he's wayyy younger than her

@Azrael D. Ragon so you will move out and they will stay with yo mama?

still has his balls

Beecause where I'm going I can't have Canines over 20 pounds

Yeah

oh ok

Shit hurts

Raised them both to be people dogs and guard dogs but mom just babies them

for a moment i thoght you were abandoning them

One turned into a diva and the other turned into a fatty

Nah I love animals

Why don't you tell her to stop treating them like kids?

My mom is a torus, even the vet tells her shit and she doesn't listen

She comes homes, and literaly dumps a bag of treats on the floor for them to eat

I explained to her that's like giving a kid a shitton of snickers bars but she's literally one of those stuck in her ways old black ladies that won't do shit even if evidence is put in front of her

I only stayed with her because during college she got a surgery and the Docs fucked her up so I spent 10 years with her while she had do go through multiple to get the original shit fixed

My older brother got dogs and left them here and I raised them

Bitch got rid of my Rabbit when I was younger because she didn't like that I didn't clean his pen every second of every day

Get rid of the dogs

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I was going to go to my church and see if an older family would adopt the boy because at least he listens to commands n shit

Can I like, train a monitor lizard to be an attack dog?

I mean

You could I guess

But at the end of the day kicking it in the head repeatedly would kill it

Like any animal

http://monitorlizards.org/

https://www.quora.com/What-is-it-like-to-have-a-pet-cheetah

F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fos19tvxCQ

Epstein cat

@Amerikek Thanks m8

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Pekeke

https://youtu.be/o8piYUxZKgc

meme death