Your very own nigger man

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Piggy

Nice

Trying to convince my wife to let us have a DikDik since deers are legal to own here after license

She won't budge and I don't want to get a small dog

a deer will absolutely fuck shit up

What about a doe, aren't they like calm ?

they spook easily

But if you raise em from a baby they won't turn into assholes right?

go research it

My mom has effectively killed my dogs by feeding them treats and other table foods like they're fucking children

So since I'm getting a new house and leaving them behind I want something new but I just don't want to raise another dog

>leaving them behind

Nigga why

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Because they're both 80-90 pound pits, ones and old lady who doesn't listen unless you slap her around, and the other is a calm boyo but he's like, fat and sluggish.

I take this nigga to Target and shit and he like, every second I stop to put something in the basket

literally lays down on the floor and almost sleeps

And he's wayyy younger than her

@Azrael D. Ragon so you will move out and they will stay with yo mama?

still has his balls

Beecause where I'm going I can't have Canines over 20 pounds

Yeah

oh ok

Shit hurts

Raised them both to be people dogs and guard dogs but mom just babies them

for a moment i thoght you were abandoning them

One turned into a diva and the other turned into a fatty

Nah I love animals

Why don't you tell her to stop treating them like kids?

My mom is a torus, even the vet tells her shit and she doesn't listen

She comes homes, and literaly dumps a bag of treats on the floor for them to eat

I explained to her that's like giving a kid a shitton of snickers bars but she's literally one of those stuck in her ways old black ladies that won't do shit even if evidence is put in front of her

I only stayed with her because during college she got a surgery and the Docs fucked her up so I spent 10 years with her while she had do go through multiple to get the original shit fixed

My older brother got dogs and left them here and I raised them

Bitch got rid of my Rabbit when I was younger because she didn't like that I didn't clean his pen every second of every day

Get rid of the dogs

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I was going to go to my church and see if an older family would adopt the boy because at least he listens to commands n shit

Can I like, train a monitor lizard to be an attack dog?