My brother’s dog is a dork but he means well

My little gremlin wakes up in the morning by patting my face and meowing

*the ball sack*

😡

Wait what

@Dionysus AKA Giegue do you have a goblin kitty 👀

A sphynx

Or sphinx, whichever

The latest dog looks like my ex girlfriend’s dog

Yeah

@SheepTeeth Yes

if i don't see some tits today, i'm going to jump off a building

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I'm editing some stories in MAX's while listening to the world revolving...I'm 28 minutes in, please for the love of god someone cure my autism PLEASE <:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606> <:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606> <:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606>

Welp bois diets over and over month i managed to reach 140lb. Sadly i didn't reach the 135 for my goal but I'm still glad i lost the weight. And i wanted say thanks you guy for the massive ammount support you guys gave me during this period and helping me fight my paranoia and anxiety in the process. You guys are brothers and i owe you all a debt i won't be able to repay. Now all i have to do is watch my weight and try and keep my work out routine consistent

Congrats bröther on your journey to lose weight <:YaaY:512039594108256257> <:YaaY:512039594108256257> enjoy your new found confidence in yourself and go be a chad

Thank you brother

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Glad for you m8

Kinda ruins the feels train ngl

Shit sorry

But thanks fam

There we go, sorry. Proud of you man

Thanks

last time I saw a bird in trouble I didnt help and I came back and it was dead

monster

today I helped a little bird who had his neck tightly caught in a bush and it was so weak it just kinda clung to my shirt and refuses to move

he litterally only moved his eyes and sometimes tried to move his neck but his neck was pretty fucked up

but by the time Animal control showed up he started to become more animated

I think hes gonna live, but he's going to a rehabilitator <:YaaY:512039594108256257>

Here's hoping little birdy will do well

dude i still can't fucking get over her

it's sad and pathetic

Who @Deleted User

Same @Deleted User (my gf)

RIP... never again will I find a female
/k/ommando

I had a dream last night that I saw the birth of my son

It was surreal, I had a beautiful gf who was pregnant. Prior to her giving birth I had to help fight a giant monster. When that was done we rushed the baby to the hospital and I got to hold him. So I guess I didn’t actually see him be born but still

I was overcome with peace and love for my son and gf, I felt so connected and protective of them, especially our child