REEEE IF MY MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO ME AT 20 INSTEAD OF 31 I'D BE 25

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You got nae nae’d by the hand of fate

Damn sun

We still love you Amerikek

Lmao yeah

God, I wish my life wasn’t so fucking eventful. My gfs step brother tried to get laid with her. That was stupid, but that wasn’t all! Now there’s a fucking 50 yr old hitting on me. Why can’t life fuck off and die

Nice. Can you post screens of that 50y/o hitting on you? I think we could give some comic relief to your Tumblr blog of a timeline. I feel for you.

Wait so your gfs step brother tried getting with her after what happened

What the actual fuck

The 50 yr is hitting on me at school

Report that shit to the principal @T-34 Waifu

Sadly no screenshots in real life. Yeah, also I get that pretty much blogging whatever I do is really faggy but I have nothing better to do

Yeah, its fucking weird. I intend to

get number and just let them self incriminate?

though I don't have texts from them, I can give you some quotes "oh your hands are sooo nice and smooth." "hey, are you out of college? you're soooo tall." oh my god I love your hat, it's the best hat in the entire world, I've never seen such a cool hat, wow!" "your voice is so nice" "hey avery, why don't you come sit by me?"

@T-34 Waifu oof lol

btw

I'm convinced this woman doesn't really want to even talk to me. Like, she's told me she can't do anything outside of work because she has to watch her nephews but now she's like unable to give me her phone number or snapchat or anything because of some vague excuse like "oh i don't remember the number right now".

Like what the fuck bruh. It's not like I'm ugly or retarded or anything.

I'm so lonely, bros. <:sad:577751465435594772>

I'm sorry orange. Try to keep ypur head up. You'll find someone hopefully

She's not worth it

I wish she could just be like "I am not interested in you." And I'd be like "Okay than you for letting me know." And we just wouldn't interact outside of whatever is necessary.

Idunno. Maybe I should go to a bar or something. I don't go outside except for shopping and work, so I don't even know where to go.

https://youtu.be/KrdCwcdf34g

relatable

true.

It's late. I should go to bed

Eh, youre dodging a bullet if she cant give a straight no anyway

Because shed be like that with almost everything

Bunch of guessing game bullshit

Yeah, that makes sense.

Tfw I’m legit getting outcasted because I have bags under my eyes

Fucking aaaaa

I can’t really help it

>its the kind of tired that sleep can't fix