SCP3001: Subject class: Safe

SCP3001 resembles a PS2, but it corrupts every fucking memorycard I put in it God fucking dammit

^^

Just wanna be gay

12 days until my birthday

My birthday present better be milsurp

Jk, idc what I get as long as there's thought put into it

Which means it'll either be milsurp or a corebooted ThinkPad T60 flexview with a Qualcomm atheros dual band WLAN and a 3TB SATA SSD

Gentoo XFCE preinstalled

WASAAAAAAAAA!

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So at work I just got to witness Satan first hand

A giant sheboon was waddling around

She was like one of Saturn's moons. Really fucking fat

And decided to wear what I could only assume was a tarp or throw blanket

She somehow managed to fall over

And it was revealed that she was ONLY wearing that fucking poncho

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And is like "aaaah help I can't get up" making a big fuckin scene while her legs are spread out showing everyone the pits of hell

excuse me what the fuck

So I have seen the devil.

Time to die

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They ended up kicking her out but u bounced out of that situation real fucking fast

Disgusting

Hope you cleaned anywhere her wale fluids ended up on chairs ect

It's not my job to clean that shit

I know the janitorial staff had to be present just in case

@Some Polish-Hungarian Guy

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Guys.. I have bad news

gay

Wtf