Because it's fucking bullshit

and not worth the physical and mental trauma.

Well yeah I'm expecting that stuff

So was I.

And it kicked my ass

looking to desert at the first sign of civil conflict, tbh

that's how much I'm done with this shit

If there's any major conflict happening by the time I'm ready to enlist I ain't joining

then why enlist in the first place

Especially if it involves fighting alongside IDF

I'm fine slotting ISIS (or whatever name the mossad-designed terrorist group is popular at the time) in some desert but I'm not bombing schools for israel

Man, Fuck Israel

SCP3001: Subject class: Safe

SCP3001 resembles a PS2, but it corrupts every fucking memorycard I put in it God fucking dammit

^^

Just wanna be gay

12 days until my birthday

My birthday present better be milsurp

Jk, idc what I get as long as there's thought put into it

Which means it'll either be milsurp or a corebooted ThinkPad T60 flexview with a Qualcomm atheros dual band WLAN and a 3TB SATA SSD

Gentoo XFCE preinstalled

WASAAAAAAAAA!

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So at work I just got to witness Satan first hand

A giant sheboon was waddling around

She was like one of Saturn's moons. Really fucking fat

And decided to wear what I could only assume was a tarp or throw blanket

She somehow managed to fall over

And it was revealed that she was ONLY wearing that fucking poncho

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And is like "aaaah help I can't get up" making a big fuckin scene while her legs are spread out showing everyone the pits of hell

excuse me what the fuck