you could probably get a bot to do it

Happy birthday nigger

Trump sat back in his chair with a smirk. He was ecstatic about the fact that the constitution would protect him from democracy due to the fact that the only way to remove him from office was to put him in a peach. A PEACH. He could never fit in such a small object, such a feat was impossible. "ORDER ORDER" said Pelosi. "Donald Trump, you have abused executive power for far too long. I order that you are put in peach" Trump laughed. "Your honor, there is no way I can fit in peach." Pelosi grinned and then turned to the gates at the back of the room. "BRING OUT THE GIANT PEACH." Trumps heart stopped. The gates slowly and ominously opened to reveal a massive peach the size of a two story building. "I-impossible" Trump said, his orange skin turning pale. "How could this be?" "Today Ladies and Gentlemen..." said pelosi with an even wider grin. "Blumpf In peach"

thanks other nigger

nice pasta

gave me a laugh

I REALLY hope it doesnt pass through senate

So all the libs on SC2 and reddit can cry harder than election day

Be a nice "gotcha" moment

Seeing how a lot of reps are trump supporters and know they'll auto win 2020 if they keep him i doubt it'll pass the senate

But if it does

.img james and the giant peach

Tap dat 🍑

You're welcome.

5000 hours in sai

I'm bored....
But also occupied.

@MSTM

tfw even the Stock Market knows the House impeachment doesn't mean shit

kek

My retarded tranny commie friend sent me this

Wrong chat

Meant for pol

Actually fuck it

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/ecnp51/today_is_a_colossally_important_day_in_american/

If you don't want to visit that shithole here:

> That’s right folks I figured out how to suck my own dick so now I’m gonna march my ass on down to Washington and teach those politicians how to do it to themselves.
> That way they can focus on keeping children from dying in cages, keeping people from dying and going bankrupt from getting sick, and putting billionaires in gulags instead of this self-suck autofellatio do-nothing bullshit impeachment nobody cares about and doesn’t solve anything.
> Fuck America Fuck Nancy Pelosi cryptkeeper shithead.
> Eat shit Bill Clinton rot in boiling piss David Koch

I guess the commies think impeachment is bullshit too

Succulent is that you?

Succulent?

A nigga who sent a pic of him sucking his own dick

oh lmao

He got banned

i get it

😂

Forever a classic

What a fag

>CHILDREN DYING IN CAGES