Message from @keknomancer

Discord ID: 657251159135748126


2019-12-19 15:14:01 UTC  

>t440 user bricks his machine with windex

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/657239221295120404/73375678_2581026631935677_5983156530164269056_n.jpg

2019-12-19 15:17:29 UTC  

Wait a second

2019-12-19 15:17:39 UTC  

How would I power and trigger the thinklight

2019-12-19 15:18:04 UTC  

figure it out™️

2019-12-19 15:18:26 UTC  

I don't know jack shit about the layout™️

2019-12-19 15:18:42 UTC  

:TM::TM:

2019-12-19 15:24:52 UTC  

i really wanna watch SAO right now

2019-12-19 15:32:00 UTC  

it's my birhday

2019-12-19 15:33:46 UTC  

Hap birf

2019-12-19 15:36:59 UTC  

@Blue bolt seriously?

2019-12-19 15:37:02 UTC  

it is also my birthday

2019-12-19 15:42:58 UTC  

we should have birthday announcements for active users

2019-12-19 15:43:20 UTC  

That's going to be a fuckload of work

2019-12-19 15:43:38 UTC  

They had one for me

2019-12-19 15:43:40 UTC  

<:feelsgoodman:642720914072535040>

2019-12-19 15:44:09 UTC  

nah, not really

2019-12-19 15:44:14 UTC  

you could probably get a bot to do it

2019-12-19 15:56:49 UTC  

Happy birthday nigger

2019-12-19 16:01:27 UTC  

Trump sat back in his chair with a smirk. He was ecstatic about the fact that the constitution would protect him from democracy due to the fact that the only way to remove him from office was to put him in a peach. A PEACH. He could never fit in such a small object, such a feat was impossible. "ORDER ORDER" said Pelosi. "Donald Trump, you have abused executive power for far too long. I order that you are put in peach" Trump laughed. "Your honor, there is no way I can fit in peach." Pelosi grinned and then turned to the gates at the back of the room. "BRING OUT THE GIANT PEACH." Trumps heart stopped. The gates slowly and ominously opened to reveal a massive peach the size of a two story building. "I-impossible" Trump said, his orange skin turning pale. "How could this be?" "Today Ladies and Gentlemen..." said pelosi with an even wider grin. "Blumpf In peach"

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2019-12-19 16:01:27 UTC  

thanks other nigger

2019-12-19 16:02:50 UTC  

nice pasta

2019-12-19 16:02:53 UTC  

gave me a laugh

2019-12-19 16:08:41 UTC  

I REALLY hope it doesnt pass through senate

2019-12-19 16:09:08 UTC  

So all the libs on SC2 and reddit can cry harder than election day

2019-12-19 16:09:27 UTC  

Be a nice "gotcha" moment

2019-12-19 16:16:46 UTC  

Seeing how a lot of reps are trump supporters and know they'll auto win 2020 if they keep him i doubt it'll pass the senate

2019-12-19 16:16:53 UTC  

But if it does

2019-12-19 16:17:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/657255091572703232/meme-4.png

2019-12-19 16:24:43 UTC  

.img james and the giant peach

2019-12-19 16:24:45 UTC  

2019-12-19 16:28:58 UTC  

Tap dat 🍑

2019-12-19 16:33:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/657259269560991744/peach.jpg

2019-12-19 16:33:45 UTC  

You're welcome.

2019-12-19 16:33:49 UTC  

5000 hours in sai

2019-12-19 16:38:07 UTC  

I'm bored....
But also occupied.

2019-12-19 16:57:46 UTC  
2019-12-19 17:05:40 UTC  

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2019-12-19 17:14:21 UTC  

tfw even the Stock Market knows the House impeachment doesn't mean shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/657269505814298636/IMG_20191219_091232.jpg

2019-12-19 17:15:25 UTC  

kek

2019-12-19 17:25:46 UTC  

My retarded tranny commie friend sent me this