Message from @Ilya Muromets

Discord ID: 323996388759437333


2017-06-13 00:56:38 UTC  

Okie dokie

2017-06-13 00:58:48 UTC  

in <@214803230905991168>'s normie days, he used to hit up clubs to find women to lay... he met the woman that took his V-Card on the dancefloor, and this was the song they danced to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec

2017-06-13 01:01:40 UTC  

haha

2017-06-13 01:02:33 UTC  

@Soap Merchant first love made him wait 6 months for them to make love for the first time, but it was so worth it, mostly because he got to listen to this song while he did the deed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDB06Shv8zY

2017-06-13 01:06:52 UTC  

yall doing this again

2017-06-13 01:06:54 UTC  

sheeeyiiiiit

2017-06-13 01:08:16 UTC  

lol

2017-06-13 01:10:12 UTC  

@sandy gropa waited until he was 27 to make love... he wanted to wait for love. unfortunately, his only recollection of that night was this song, blasting from his roommates room: https://youtu.be/GsVcUzP_O_8?t=17s

2017-06-13 01:12:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323992886469459969/andrewjackson.jpg

2017-06-13 01:16:28 UTC  
2017-06-13 01:21:13 UTC  

@Bran is a real player, he serenaded a gal with this song to convince her to be his first: https://youtu.be/hJb5RvAs4BI?t=1m59s

2017-06-13 01:22:03 UTC  

🤔

2017-06-13 01:24:49 UTC  

HD SHADOW OF THE COLLOSUS

2017-06-13 01:24:51 UTC  

MICROSOFT BTFO

2017-06-13 01:25:14 UTC  

@FucknOathMate might be a supreme shit-poster, but he has a soft spot, and this song reminds him of his first lay: https://youtu.be/MUFasKZcH_c?t=2m

2017-06-13 01:25:30 UTC  

@badtanman >guys buy our videogame

2017-06-13 01:25:38 UTC  

>the one we made fucking 10 years ago

2017-06-13 01:25:58 UTC  

thats what remastering is convo

2017-06-13 01:25:58 UTC  

@Convo last meal you ate, explain calorie portions now plz

2017-06-13 01:26:30 UTC  

it seems like a new one

2017-06-13 01:26:34 UTC  

but not a remaster

2017-06-13 01:26:52 UTC  

whats that? someones going to poland and not taking convo?

2017-06-13 01:27:06 UTC  

@MikeEnoch hit this high-note when he lost his virginity: https://youtu.be/NrJEFrth27Q?t=2m43s

2017-06-13 01:29:27 UTC  

@Imperial_Eagle likes to project this serious image as a 100% Nazi, but he's really a romantic at heart, that's why when he first had sex in his nazi car, he made sure this song was playing on the sound system: https://youtu.be/25rL-ooWICU?t=41s

2017-06-13 01:29:40 UTC  

@Ilya Muromets breakfast was chicken strips and milk
lunch was ice cream and milk

2017-06-13 01:29:58 UTC  

doesn't sound very polish.

2017-06-13 01:30:06 UTC  

@Farseer lost his v-card to this classic https://youtu.be/yCC_b5WHLX0

2017-06-13 01:31:05 UTC  

@here if you're online, get in voice

2017-06-13 01:31:58 UTC  

>made coffee 30 min ago

2017-06-13 01:32:01 UTC  

>go get it

2017-06-13 01:32:02 UTC  

>pour in cup

2017-06-13 01:32:03 UTC  

>drink

2017-06-13 01:32:05 UTC  

>get to bottom

2017-06-13 01:32:11 UTC  

>two dead flies

2017-06-13 01:32:49 UTC  

wtf

2017-06-13 01:32:50 UTC  

why are you drinking coffee right now?

2017-06-13 01:32:59 UTC  

what state do you live in you pole

2017-06-13 01:33:07 UTC  

ca

2017-06-13 01:33:08 UTC  

its 6:30 where he is