Where are you gunna sleep if you fart in bed too much?
https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1059521187846402048
in my bed? Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
not my problem
Need to save that one for when Kaden comes back
What about your train set?
and it's a huge entitled black woman
imagine my shock
The candy is for the kid!
before
Just worked my self out of a job XD boss gave me 6hours of work got it done in 3.5
Opps
Why is there a Facist Symbol on your shed <:triggered:382980748115968000>
Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Speaking of jobs, RIP mine. Election season is lucrative as fuck out in battleground districts. Was getting paid $20/hr to shill for a local congressman.
Get a real job. O.o
Iβm 18 and a college student, so I didnβt really want a real job tbh. Academics come first.
Just like Kraut, I value academics
But will you respond?
after
As evidenced by this response, I will indeed respond. Kraut would love me.
Too bad heβs a cuck and not my type.
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@Christopher do the trout give birth?
turtwife now trying to equate her vacuuming the living room to me tearing a shed apart with my bare hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXcxghnUAGE
Gonna have to break Krautβs heart here and say that they donβt.
It is
And turtwife deserves a salary for her housework
/s
@turtwig kek
Tear the hoover apart with your bare hands
show your dominance
Pfft hoovers are hardcore
Dun mess with it
It will suck you up
sweating my tits off
chose a good night to fucking demolish something though
smashing the shit out of it with a big steel bar sounds like fireworks going off :+1:
smash <:GWunu2BGasm:395628546472673280>
smashed with a big sturdy rod
