Why is there a Facist Symbol on your shed <:triggered:382980748115968000>

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Speaking of jobs, RIP mine. Election season is lucrative as fuck out in battleground districts. Was getting paid $20/hr to shill for a local congressman.

Get a real job. O.o

I’m 18 and a college student, so I didn’t really want a real job tbh. Academics come first.

Just like Kraut, I value academics

But will you respond?

after

As evidenced by this response, I will indeed respond. Kraut would love me.

Too bad he’s a cuck and not my type.

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@Christopher do the trout give birth?

turtwife now trying to equate her vacuuming the living room to me tearing a shed apart with my bare hands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXcxghnUAGE

Gonna have to break Kraut’s heart here and say that they don’t.

It is

And turtwife deserves a salary for her housework

/s

@turtwig kek

Tear the hoover apart with your bare hands

show your dominance

Pfft hoovers are hardcore

Dun mess with it

It will suck you up

sweating my tits off

chose a good night to fucking demolish something though

smashing the shit out of it with a big steel bar sounds like fireworks going off :+1:

smash <:GWunu2BGasm:395628546472673280>

smashed with a big sturdy rod

Demolishing at night? Poor neighbors

🤣

smashing at night <:GWunu2BGasm:395628546472673280>

I would shoot your ass for that

it's bonfire night lad

fireworks everywhere

what's the difference between firework and firecracker

and if there's firecracker why isn't there firenigger

one is a Chinese invention that creates a dazzling light show

the other is a white fireman who thinks he's black?

hello

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