Message from @turtwig
Discord ID: 509094959672983552
stop that
who likes dick in his butt
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@Jek Porkins how's that truck pootang
Nonexistent
spit some game to them bitches at the uh
truck stop Subway
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I'm going to slep faggots
π€ <:chad:431600553806790667> π
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A story in three emojis.
I'm gonna go smash up my shed
okay
Where are you gunna sleep if you fart in bed too much?
in my bed? Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
not my problem
Need to save that one for when Kaden comes back
What about your train set?
imagine my shock
The candy is for the kid!
before
Just worked my self out of a job XD boss gave me 6hours of work got it done in 3.5
Opps
Why is there a Facist Symbol on your shed <:triggered:382980748115968000>
Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Speaking of jobs, RIP mine. Election season is lucrative as fuck out in battleground districts. Was getting paid $20/hr to shill for a local congressman.
Get a real job. O.o
Iβm 18 and a college student, so I didnβt really want a real job tbh. Academics come first.
Just like Kraut, I value academics
But will you respond?
after
As evidenced by this response, I will indeed respond. Kraut would love me.
Too bad heβs a cuck and not my type.
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@Christopher do the trout give birth?
turtwife now trying to equate her vacuuming the living room to me tearing a shed apart with my bare hands
Gonna have to break Krautβs heart here and say that they donβt.